Here's the letter that started it all:
Dear Parent/Guardian,
Is your child out of hand? Going out at night to do whatever they want? Then your child needs to come to Summer Camp. Here your child will learn to behave and not go out when they're not suppose to. They'll also learn how to help their parents, and/or others, and manners.
Sincerely,
David Creature
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Mr.&Mrs. Vamphog
Transylvania, Romania
1800 Vampire Castle
Dear David Creature,
We would 爱情 to enroll our son, Dark. He, of course is a vamphog just like us. But he goes out at night and doesn't get back until sunrise. We get so worried that he might not come back. And he disrespects us at every turn! When we tell him to go to bed, he always says no. At least he doesn't go out during the day. Please, help him become 更多 polite! And also make him work on his eating habits. He gets blood all over his face, hands, and chest.
Sincerely,
John&Susan Vamphog
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Henry Vampfox
New York, New York
1282 Central Park
Dear David Creature,
I need to send my daughter Midnight. She's always getting into trouble, and she NEVER gets 首页 before 7 a.m. For a vampfox, she must 爱情 daytime. I get so worried, especially since we live in the big city. She's jut going to get herself killed! Please make where she will come 首页 before sunrise.
Sincerely,
Henry Vampfox
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Christina Werehog
Olympic, Washington
242 Full Moon Lane
Dear David Creature,
Hey! My son, Wolf, is out of control! Every night, (not only full moons) my son turns into a werehog. He never listens when he's like that. I don't care what 你 do to him, just make sure he will listen and NOT try to kill people when he gets super mad!
Sincerely,
Christina Werehog
Dear Parent/Guardian,
Is your child out of hand? Going out at night to do whatever they want? Then your child needs to come to Summer Camp. Here your child will learn to behave and not go out when they're not suppose to. They'll also learn how to help their parents, and/or others, and manners.
Sincerely,
David Creature
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Mr.&Mrs. Vamphog
Transylvania, Romania
1800 Vampire Castle
Dear David Creature,
We would 爱情 to enroll our son, Dark. He, of course is a vamphog just like us. But he goes out at night and doesn't get back until sunrise. We get so worried that he might not come back. And he disrespects us at every turn! When we tell him to go to bed, he always says no. At least he doesn't go out during the day. Please, help him become 更多 polite! And also make him work on his eating habits. He gets blood all over his face, hands, and chest.
Sincerely,
John&Susan Vamphog
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Henry Vampfox
New York, New York
1282 Central Park
Dear David Creature,
I need to send my daughter Midnight. She's always getting into trouble, and she NEVER gets 首页 before 7 a.m. For a vampfox, she must 爱情 daytime. I get so worried, especially since we live in the big city. She's jut going to get herself killed! Please make where she will come 首页 before sunrise.
Sincerely,
Henry Vampfox
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Christina Werehog
Olympic, Washington
242 Full Moon Lane
Dear David Creature,
Hey! My son, Wolf, is out of control! Every night, (not only full moons) my son turns into a werehog. He never listens when he's like that. I don't care what 你 do to him, just make sure he will listen and NOT try to kill people when he gets super mad!
Sincerely,
Christina Werehog
Name: Moka Purre'
Species: Cat (persian)
Age: 17
Nickname: Cool Cat
Color: Dark purple and magenta
She mainly believes in beauty, charm, looks, and attraction. I guess 你 could say she is conceited. But that doesn't change the way she is very caring and acts as Kami's guardian. Very responsible.
Name: Kami
Species: Rabbit
Age:14
Nickname: Bipolar Bunny
Color: Cream and light yellow
Strange and highly annoying, mainly because shes bipolar. Her idol is Moka and she is obsessed with Vlad. Has no parents.
Name: Winter Bride
Species: Not sure XD
Age: Not sure
Nickname: Woman in the mist
Color: Creamy misty color
Her beauty and wealth is admired 由 all. Not much is known behind her.
Name: Koko
Species: Cat (Maine Coon)
Age: 15
Nickname: Choco cat
Color: 浓情巧克力 brown
Adopted and not very social. She can be timid but uses her powers as her main weapons.
Species: Cat (persian)
Age: 17
Nickname: Cool Cat
Color: Dark purple and magenta
She mainly believes in beauty, charm, looks, and attraction. I guess 你 could say she is conceited. But that doesn't change the way she is very caring and acts as Kami's guardian. Very responsible.
Name: Kami
Species: Rabbit
Age:14
Nickname: Bipolar Bunny
Color: Cream and light yellow
Strange and highly annoying, mainly because shes bipolar. Her idol is Moka and she is obsessed with Vlad. Has no parents.
Name: Winter Bride
Species: Not sure XD
Age: Not sure
Nickname: Woman in the mist
Color: Creamy misty color
Her beauty and wealth is admired 由 all. Not much is known behind her.
Name: Koko
Species: Cat (Maine Coon)
Age: 15
Nickname: Choco cat
Color: 浓情巧克力 brown
Adopted and not very social. She can be timid but uses her powers as her main weapons.
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt 桃子 preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now 或者 i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT 屁股 婊子, 子 OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that 婊子, 子 now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now 或者 i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT 屁股 婊子, 子 OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that 婊子, 子 now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, 你 LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” 说 HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
由 then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, 你 LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” 说 HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
由 then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
