I decided to write an 文章 about 你 because you've been so kind to all of you're 老友记 and just deserve it.
Meph,you are one of the most random,awesome,epic,kindhearted,and inspiring person I've ever known.I didn't know someone could have the weirdest and most funniest mind in this horrid world,but then i met you.
All your kindness has spread onto me and i have never felt 更多 alive.I always look at you're 评论 and can't help,but laugh.The things 你 write always put a smile on my face.It feels good to know i didn't have to fake it.Words don't really describe the joy i have inside me from being your friend/cyber-sister.
I always tell my family the kind things 你 do for me and your out of the ordinary 评论 that no one else could think of.I 爱情 bragging about you,but not everyone likes me going on about 你 in my family.Sucks they don't know 你 like i do,but if they did then they would know why i admire 你 so much.Besides you're my friend!Not theirs!!
A whole bunch of people care about you.I'm not sure if they do 更多 than me,but it doesn't matter because I will always treat 你 with the same 爱情 and respect that i do with all my other best friends.Actually,now that I think of it...maybe more.I know for certain we will always be 老友记 and stick up for each other.Never would i try to harm 或者 offend 你 and if somehow that does happen(doubt it will)then its my loss and damn regret.
There are so many great things about 你 that u are so modest about at times.When I say don't get to cocky i really mean BE COOKY U WEIRDO!!!!I want 你 to feel good about yourself.I know its probably harder than it sounds,but look at what your capable of.You have many talents and gifts.Don't throw it away and don't listen to what idiots say behind your back.They don't see the greatness in you,but at least i can and a lot of other people here.
Your personality is beautiful and in real life.I look at the pictures of 你 and wonder why she sometimes thinks less of herself.It's hard being put under the pressure,but do your best and you'll make it farther than those people who look down on you.You shouldn't have to please other people 或者 feel that way.What 你 do is enough.
So many things to say about you,but words can't describe how i really feel.As suckish as that is I'm still gonna keep saying nice things about 你 even if it might get the slightest bit annoying.Never give up on what 你 like doing.Focus on what matters to you.When life gets sucky it seems as if everything is going to fall apart,but look at the good things,the people who care for you,and know we are here to make 你 happy 或者 make attempts.You can always send me a message and i promise i won't let 你 down 或者 judge you.
The thing is your something special that i would never want to lose.Something so fragile i would never let 你 break.
When i first met you-you were so open to me and told me your whole life.I thought 你 were so strong and even if all those bad things happen 你 manage to have a good spirit and the 更多 i got to know 你 the 更多 i grew to 爱情 你 as well.You even took my offer on eating my monkey.That made me really happy.
I luv 你 so much Meph.Your the best cyber-sister ever <3
Meph,you are one of the most random,awesome,epic,kindhearted,and inspiring person I've ever known.I didn't know someone could have the weirdest and most funniest mind in this horrid world,but then i met you.
All your kindness has spread onto me and i have never felt 更多 alive.I always look at you're 评论 and can't help,but laugh.The things 你 write always put a smile on my face.It feels good to know i didn't have to fake it.Words don't really describe the joy i have inside me from being your friend/cyber-sister.
I always tell my family the kind things 你 do for me and your out of the ordinary 评论 that no one else could think of.I 爱情 bragging about you,but not everyone likes me going on about 你 in my family.Sucks they don't know 你 like i do,but if they did then they would know why i admire 你 so much.Besides you're my friend!Not theirs!!
A whole bunch of people care about you.I'm not sure if they do 更多 than me,but it doesn't matter because I will always treat 你 with the same 爱情 and respect that i do with all my other best friends.Actually,now that I think of it...maybe more.I know for certain we will always be 老友记 and stick up for each other.Never would i try to harm 或者 offend 你 and if somehow that does happen(doubt it will)then its my loss and damn regret.
There are so many great things about 你 that u are so modest about at times.When I say don't get to cocky i really mean BE COOKY U WEIRDO!!!!I want 你 to feel good about yourself.I know its probably harder than it sounds,but look at what your capable of.You have many talents and gifts.Don't throw it away and don't listen to what idiots say behind your back.They don't see the greatness in you,but at least i can and a lot of other people here.
Your personality is beautiful and in real life.I look at the pictures of 你 and wonder why she sometimes thinks less of herself.It's hard being put under the pressure,but do your best and you'll make it farther than those people who look down on you.You shouldn't have to please other people 或者 feel that way.What 你 do is enough.
So many things to say about you,but words can't describe how i really feel.As suckish as that is I'm still gonna keep saying nice things about 你 even if it might get the slightest bit annoying.Never give up on what 你 like doing.Focus on what matters to you.When life gets sucky it seems as if everything is going to fall apart,but look at the good things,the people who care for you,and know we are here to make 你 happy 或者 make attempts.You can always send me a message and i promise i won't let 你 down 或者 judge you.
The thing is your something special that i would never want to lose.Something so fragile i would never let 你 break.
When i first met you-you were so open to me and told me your whole life.I thought 你 were so strong and even if all those bad things happen 你 manage to have a good spirit and the 更多 i got to know 你 the 更多 i grew to 爱情 你 as well.You even took my offer on eating my monkey.That made me really happy.
I luv 你 so much Meph.Your the best cyber-sister ever <3
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt 桃子 preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now 或者 i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT 屁股 婊子, 子 OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that 婊子, 子 now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now 或者 i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT 屁股 婊子, 子 OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that 婊子, 子 now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired 由 an old 文章 I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt 或者 Dull Object While Eating 苹果 Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return 首页 From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An 苹果 Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked 或者 Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt 或者 Dull Object While Eating 苹果 Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return 首页 From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An 苹果 Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked 或者 Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, 你 LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” 说 HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
由 then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, 你 LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” 说 HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
由 then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/