随意 A witch has put a lame curse on 你 for life. What's your curse?

Pick one:
你 become a swaggot for life. 你 lose all your 老友记 and family.
你 become the opposite gender and any clothes 你 wear disintegrates.
Any 食物 你 touch becomes the 食物 你 hate the most with 10x the taste.
All the bugs within 10 miles around 你 is attracted to you.
Any thought 你 have will be 说 out loud.
Whenever 你 meet a person, 你 must always call him/her a noob.
Your mom gets stitched on the side of your head and nags in your ears 24/7
Every animal 你 meet will hate and bite 你 (including humans)
你 look like your 最喜爱的 character (no skills), but always stalked 由 fans.
 EgoMouse posted 一年多以前
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