How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens, all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we pass chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens... see, nobody can do it! You know why? Cause chickens are decent people! You don't see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No. You don't see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When's the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn't happen, cause chickens are decent people. -George Carlin

six ways...we are smarter,we have arms,we invent,we can drive,we can fly with air planes,we are big..those are my was we are better...KFC FOR LIFE!!!!

@cyrus Those are ways we're better physically and mentally. Try explaining how we're better when we're the ones doing drugs, smoking, and beating our wives.

If they actually were people I'm sure they would be the most decent around

My greatest friend was a chicken.

It's George Carlin! :D