Peaches is a song from The Super Mario Bros. Movie that has become a worldwide phenomenon. The song has Jack Black 唱歌 as the villainous Bowser. Despite being a true villain, Bowser has fallen for Princess Peach. He sang a romantic song for her. For Bowser, it was a very emotional expression of love. For the fans, it was a delightfully silly song. I have decided to make my own parody of the song. This version is a song for Prince Hans to sing to 皇后乐队 Elsa.
Here's the song:
"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.
Elsa, understand that I'm gonna 爱情 你 till the very end.
Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, I 爱情 you, oh!
Anna, Kristoff, and a talking snowman, too, a thousand of the Duke of Weaseltown's henchmen couldn't keep me from you.
皇后乐队 Elsa, at the end of the line, I'm gonna make 你 mine, oh!
Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, I 爱情 you, oh!
Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa!!!!!"
Here's the song:
"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.
Elsa, understand that I'm gonna 爱情 你 till the very end.
Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, I 爱情 you, oh!
Anna, Kristoff, and a talking snowman, too, a thousand of the Duke of Weaseltown's henchmen couldn't keep me from you.
皇后乐队 Elsa, at the end of the line, I'm gonna make 你 mine, oh!
Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, I 爱情 you, oh!
Elsa, Elsa, Elsa, Elsa!!!!!"
#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe 你 can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
你 have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe 你 can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
你 have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.