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Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside.
One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. The director then led the choir in singing, 'I Shall Not Be Moved.'
The 下一个 Sunday, the preacher preached on giving and how we should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir director then led the song, 'Jesus Paid It All.'
The 下一个 Sunday, the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should watch our tongues. The hymn was 'I 爱情 To Tell The Story.'
The preacher became disgusted over the situation, and the 下一个 Sunday he told the congregation he was considering resigning. The choir then sang 'Oh, Why Not Tonight.'
When the preacher resigned the 下一个 week, he told the church that 耶稣 had led him there and 耶稣 was taking him away. The choir then sang, 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'
Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside.
One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. The director then led the choir in singing, 'I Shall Not Be Moved.'
The 下一个 Sunday, the preacher preached on giving and how we should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir director then led the song, 'Jesus Paid It All.'
The 下一个 Sunday, the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should watch our tongues. The hymn was 'I 爱情 To Tell The Story.'
The preacher became disgusted over the situation, and the 下一个 Sunday he told the congregation he was considering resigning. The choir then sang 'Oh, Why Not Tonight.'
When the preacher resigned the 下一个 week, he told the church that 耶稣 had led him there and 耶稣 was taking him away. The choir then sang, 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'
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