Please read:DDD 哈哈 some of my favourite funny 语录 from Des and Nate.. the hottest guys ever.

This isn't the order of my favourites.. I just numbered them to seperate them :D
1.You're mormon in my head♪
2.I'd rather give head to an eagle
3.1933 divided 由 the number of 电影院 that are better than this means that we have to go meet a midget in South Carolina named Thorton
4.I hate getting 随意 boners, wait what.
for lube sake what in the dark 马 magestic journey, linkis.
5.Linkis i will save 你 from...those crocodiles.
my penis doesn't exist anymore
6.I'll harass your cave of wonders with my magical lamp
7.I flossed with pubic hair one time
8.At least one time during 圣诞节 I get a massive errection
9.Happy merry fuckin Christmas, happy x man 圣诞节 as well
10.your eyes, are like the cube off transformers
11.Your hair is like a fern
12.Your boobs man they're like 菲姬 singing, everyone wants more
13.Rocket thumbs puah!
14.thanks for pickin me last cause ur missin out on my ..♪♪♪.. NINJA SKILLS
15.Baby legs? no, dollars
16.Woah is that a renaissance outfit? ya it is. where the shit'd 你 get that?! I killed a roman. DAMNNN
17.My grandma lives on a planet where it's acceptable to give your grandson large pieces of glass
18.You ever wonder why tansformers was so succesful? Half naked girls, slap stick comedy and gigantic 屁股 robots. Some nerd somewhere has a boner.
19.Star Wars nerd time!
20.Holy 鲨鱼 bandanas!
21.Exactly!
22.Look at my foot, that means I'm real
23.What the purple mountains magesty does that even mean
24.Am I emo? are 你 fuckin pickup truck?
25.You gay-ass fag! Really means 你 happy donkey ciggarette
26.I hope I've touched your mind. I hope 你 liked it, I sure did.
27.This man was a genius, but he was also a rapist.