Of course, and while he's at it I'll let Rob Pattinsen molest me!
OF COURSE NOT! No celebrity is so wonderful that they could get away with that kind of thing!
If Taylor did knock me up, I would crack his skull with a big metal spork and then claim he was trying to knock me up again.
YAY SPORK, YOU'LL NEVER KNOCK ME UP!♥
posted 一年多以前
The Spork is: 6 inches of stabbing, scooping terror. A weapon not to be underestimated, all other weapons are useless against it. Blood flows freely along its razor sharp plastic edges and grown men despair in its deadly presence.
the 刀 feels alone cuz a spoon and a fork can be combined and while the 刀 is alone, he dreams of flying clowns and... 你 know i talk too mucg and sometimes i should stop talking but 你 know
If he even tried to, I would rip him apart, burn his organs with a 糖果 coated 火, 消防 torch, chop up his body, burn it into ashes, and feed thoes ashes to goats, and take his abs and scrunch them up, burn them, chop them, put them in a 沙拉 with his other internal organs and brain, and eat them. Than I would take his dick, deep-fry it in lard, and feed it to Kristen Stewart. All the remainings will be chopped up, squeezed, and used as shampoo and 鱼 bait.
No I wouldn't let him nock me up. Besides the fact that I don't like him, I don't want kids so....
I'd call the cops if he tried though and have his butt sent to jail. And there, sitting in jail some guy would butt rape him. Just to see how he likes it. Haha(=
he'd be a ride,probably? nock me up? NO! he's AMERICAN!(i think) gawd almighty! NO BLOKE IS WORTH A BABY! CHALK TAT DOWN! i probably wuldnt even let him,hmm jst get a few drinks otta him & fuck off(: