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Your funniest joke

What is the funniest joke 你 know of?
Here's mine:

Why did Hitler kill himself?
Because he saw the gas bill.

whoa, four MONTHS with out answer!

Shadowpenguin posted 一年多以前

I feel so guilty for not answering *headdesk*

taytrain97 posted 一年多以前

Monrose posted 一年多以前

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taytrain97 said:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their 晚餐 they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what 你 see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.
"And what do 你 deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful 日 tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
"That someone's stolen our tent."

posted 一年多以前

Hahaha, I've heard that before, but I 爱情 it! XD

BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前

LOL!! Funny!

Delilah_Scruggs posted 一年多以前

I'd remembered it from a long time ago, but I had to 谷歌 it to find the whole thing. ^^;

taytrain97 posted 一年多以前

哈哈 i've heard this one before but its still funny.

zanhar1 posted 一年多以前

amethyst44 said:

Mr.Copley: "What's your first name, son?"

Rodney: "Rodney."

Mr.Copley: "What's your middle name?"

Rodney: "Kihks."

Mr.Copley: "What's your last name, then?"

Rodney: "Uraz."

...get it? Rodney Kihks Uraz? Rodney...kicks...your a**? sorry, uncalled for, but i thought it was hilarious when i thought of it!! XD

posted 一年多以前

哈哈

zanhar1 posted 一年多以前