what would 你 do if 你 woke up one 日 and saw the girl 你 like sleeping 下一个 to you?

Well that'll be a problem because I only suck dick

Nope still creepy lmao.

Granted I don't like anyone romantically speaking.

be confused cause I never drink and can't drive

Well since I'm a straight female I'm gonna change the gender, so if I woke up and the guy I like is sleeping 下一个 to me I'd probably wake them up and ask them what the fuck they're doing in my house

There is no girl I like.

"How the fuck did 你 know where I lived and how the fuck did 你 get in my house"?

Most likely I'd be confused and ask how she got there but hey, I do not disapprove in any case. Glad to have her regardless !!!!

1. I'd be confused at first.

2. The first 2 秒 of the video (ignore the rest) explains the rest.

Get a bucket full of water, empty it over her, see how she reacts and hope she leaves.