If 你 could travel 前锋, 期待 in time, 或者 backward in time, which would 你 choose?

Time travel exists.

Me:

Backward...need to erase my regrets

I would go 前锋, 期待 to a time where there is enough fuel 或者 parts 或者 somethin' and then use it to travel back in time to the stone ages to gift my newly acquired stone age henchmen toilet paper and mac n cheese laced with laxative so they'd learn how to use the toilet paper and further evolve into a species of beings capable of using buttpaper as a slingshot to 火, 消防 fecal matter at super sonic speeds. Then I would travel further back with my fuel tank on F to see if I can find god so I can be like, "God, what the fuck man?!"

Then I'd go further into time to where the past me stopped to get extra fuel. I would explain to past me that i require his fuel for research purposes. We would agree on the ultimate task that would save the future. Reviving Harambe.

Me and my past self would then go back to the point in time where Harambe was but an infant, still new to this world. We'd get his parents arrested for 香蕉 面包 theft only to shotgun them with a 香蕉 面包 shotgun when no one is paying attention because gorillas become aggressive about their young.

We would then take the baby Harambe to audition for a 任天堂 Super Mario Game and get a job throwing barrels for the rest of his life until the game was no more.

And then we'd go to the far future, go to space, and make a solar powered 三明治 maker who's solar 来源 is powered 由 the stench of a thousand frostbit Russian toes that were experimented on during a nuclear winter.

Go back in time and shoot the man who invented it so that no one could have it. I''m ruining it for everyone

In the 年 2525 for a start, then I'll go even further into the future, right into that big unknown. This is how the future might look like, folks.

Go back in time to stop me from giving my phone number to that one person I shouldn't have. God, do I regret that. Never again.

Backwards. We're in for a bad future and tbh I don't really want to see it. Like everything is getting objectively and progressively worse.

The past (even the 90's and early 2000's) is much better.

I wanna go back. As Zanny said, the future is getting kinda grim, tbh.

I miss the 2000s sometimes.

Backwards so that I can conceive my mom and be my own dad