最喜爱的 insult

Some of mine:

Is that your face? 或者 did your neck just throw up?

Your momma so fat, when she went to a doctor, she stepped on a scale and the doctor 说 Hey, thats my phone number.

Nice tan, 橙子, 橙色 is my favourite colour.

The only thing that goes erect when I'm near 你 is my middle finger