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Tell me a pun

What did the officer molecule say to the suspect molecule? I've got my ION you.
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 Stepauma posted 一年多以前
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metrolight said:
Puns seriously? How low can 你 go to deliver such lame, unappealing and stupid jokes like that? Puns are the bane of the comedic universe and is the cause of many headaches. 你 want us to give 你 stupid puns that nobody should ever bother with?

Is this some sort of punishment?
*punchline drum*
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posted 一年多以前 
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I think 你 mean PUNchline drum
misse1000 posted 一年多以前
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^ gosh darn it to heck
metrolight posted 一年多以前
carlie445 said:
Guy one: Did 你 hear that carrots were good for your eyesight?

Guy 2: ( sticks carrots in his eyes ) 你 LIED TO ME...
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 Guy one: Did 你 hear that carrots were good for your eyesight? Guy 2: ( sticks carrots in his eyes ) 你 LIED TO ME...
posted 一年多以前 
doorsgirl666 said:
Why did chicken Jim Morrison 交叉, 十字架 the road?
To break on through to the other side.
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posted 一年多以前 
Shadowmarioking said:
你 wanna see some fuckin puns go on the 随意 墙 and keep clicking 下一个 until 你 see a giant cluster of bad puns
spans for over 16 pages dammit
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posted 一年多以前 
Axel1313 said:
I would like to say one about an unsharpened pencil, but there's no point.
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posted 一年多以前 
Bluekait said:
What do 你 get when 你 have a fly in your butter? A butterfly.

For 更多 puns, use this Beetlejuice cartoon.
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posted 一年多以前 
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