Cheesiest pick-up lines?

Perhaps 你 should call, 'whine-1-1'.

Would 你 like some cheese with that whine?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated 由 you.

I was so 着魔 由 your beauty that I ran into that 墙 over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Sorry, but 你 owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Do 你 have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I was wondering if 你 had an extra 心 mine seems to have been stolen

Do 你 have a twin sister? Then 你 must be the most beautiful girl in the world!





And finally...




If I were to ask 你 out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

You're like a dictionary ... 你 add meaning to my life.

Did 你 fart? Because 你 just blew me away!

Are 你 from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see?