My very awesome experience at a China Buffet

I know this isin't a question, but I wanted to put it here anyways. So here I go! And 你 better listen, fools. (points cane at)

So at this Buffet near me called China Buffet, 你 always get fortune 饼干 when your done eating. When I finally got mine, I opened it and the fortune 说 "you are what 你 think."

And then I was all like......................................