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JaseKS said:
Once upon a time there was a brother and a sister named Joe and Joe. They got trapped in a 泡菜 jar and had to escape before the giant mustard bottle came and ate them. But the other 泡菜 killed Joe, so Joe was alone and angry. So Joe ate the 泡菜 from the inside out and they were happy again. But the mustard bottle was advancing slowly, and all they had was a mirror and a block of wood. They looked in the mirror, saw what they saw, took the saw, cut the block of wood in two, two halves makes a... But Joe couldn't remember, because the 日 that they were learning fractions in school had been the 日 when Joe was 首页 sick! Luckily, Joe didn't miss school that day, so Joe knew that two halves made a whole, and they stuck the hole on the 泡菜 jar and climbed through. IRRELEVANT.
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