What is a 问题 that 你 never get asked?

Am I gay 或者 bisexual?

Why are 你 short?

Why don't men have boobs?

Are 你 the goddamn batman?

How do humans pee?

If Daffy 鸭 and Donald 鸭 were to fight who'd win?

Why are 你 a dumbass?

Why can humans live on Pluto?

If 你 land on the sun it can't kill 你 right?

Would 你 ever eat monkey brains?

Are 你 a girl?

Can 你 pilot a 太空 ship?

If dora the explorer teaches 你 spanish if 你 watch it in spanish does it teach 你 english?

Is dirt edible?

Is Krusty the clown real?

do 你 like me

Aren't 你 Brad Pitt?

Are 你 ever getting asked questions?

Why are 你 so... boring and normal?

Can 你 make me a sammich?

Have 你 ever been arrested?

how was your day...sept 由 my mom -,-

R 你 SANE? my Answer: no no i'm not

Why dont 你 answer my question?

"May I jump into your eyebrow and play the guitar?"


Nope, that's what I ask.

Are 你 a psycho?

May I see your I.D., miss?

Are police really targeting fat chicks?


Can I borrow your 步枪 and one bullet?


Do 你 hate How I Met Your Mother?


Do 猫 have wings?



Are pigs the 动物 that 'oink'?

What colour my eyes are. It's pretty obvious. People usually are all like "WOW YOUR EYES ARE REALLY BLUE!!! its kinda creepy..."