Post the most epic quote you've ever heard

Sweet dreams. See 你 in hell. -Ange

Anything men can do, women can do better, plus in heels. -First read it from one of my 老友记 here on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 <3

"What? I don't need to wear a 最佳, 返回页首 on the beach. Let me guess, 你 think I'm a girl, right? Well, I'm a perfectly normal guy." -Hideyoshi Kinoshita(Baka and Test)

"WHO ARE 你 CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE 海滩 BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL HE SINKS INTO THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING 或者 WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC HE CAN BREATHE THE OXYGEN ATOMS THROUGH THE WATER?!?!?!" -Edward Elric(FMA)

"I'll turn 你 all into fish!" -Edward Elric(FMA)

"LUCKY ME~!*jabs knee into Ed's stomach, causing him to cough up blood*" -Envy(FMA)

"Hey, Japan! Want to see my butt?" -Italy(Hetalia)

"VODKAAAAA~!" -Russia(Hetalia)

"Yo ho ho! Tra la la!" -Japan and Switzerland(Hetalia)

"No rikey." -Japan(Hetalia)

"Deep down in my chest... There's a pain..."
"...So 你 have gas?" -Amu Hinamori and Ikuto Tsukiyomi(Shugo Chara!)

"My 老友记 say that 你 and Yuji seem really cool!"
"Really? 你 should keep those 老友记 around."
"They're also pretty sure that you're the donut to his banana."
"...You should lose those friends." -Himeji and Akihisa(Baka and Test)

"Oh, great, what is it? Another Jew?" -Germany(Hetalia)

"He's probably mass-producing white flags as we speak!" -Austria(Hetalia)

"*scary voice* Say that again!" -Lord Death(Soul Eater)

"You're 表演 like we have nothing to do but fight these aliens! We're taking time out of our busy schedules to do this, 你 know!*licks shoe and hisses*" -Ichigo Momomiya(Tokyo Mew Mew)

"Symmetry is key. Everything must be aesthetically pleasing. That's why I hold the two of 你 as twin pistols. When I do, I'm balanced on both the right and the left. But it's imperfect because your human forms are so different. Your hair and heights, for example.*grabs one of each girls's boobs* EVEN YOUR BOOBS ARE DIFFERENT SIZES!!!" -Death the Kid(Soul Eater)

...there are many more, though.

:3

If we had happy endings we would b living under gravstones 由 now - Rosalie Hale

"I'll tell 你 what; shove your 列表 up your butt! Because 圣诞节 time is killing us!"

"But can't 你 see that what 你 do, is a dream come true? Can't 你 see that every smile makes it all worth while?

"No! Screw you! It's all but through; theres to much to do! All those dreams are nightmares, and blank icy stares!"

~ Santa to Stewie, Stewie to Santa, and Santa to Stewie

Lol...Yes, this is from the family Guy x-mas special! XD I don't know why, but, out of all the lyrics, that was my 最喜爱的 back and fourth of the whole song! And, since it is the season, let me post the song to 显示 你 all why I picked lyrics from it!