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Good Chuck Norris jokes?

Post some sick nasty Chuck Norris jokes.

A few of mine? Sure!


There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.



In fine print on the last page of the 吉尼斯 Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held 由 Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.


The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.


Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


The Great 墙 of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.


Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes 玉米 needs to lie the fuck down.


Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved 由 a 迅速, 斯威夫特 roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."

 E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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adultswimperson said:
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctors had to call the bomb squad.


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posted 一年多以前 
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哈哈
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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@E_M_LoVeRFaN, I know right?
adultswimperson posted 一年多以前
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Ha, ha.
Hidden posted 一年多以前
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@Hidden, Lol.;)
adultswimperson posted 一年多以前
bakuargirl729 said:
i got 2

1. "you dont find chuck norris, he finds you!"~ my friend
2. "friend-ship is the moreds power-full thing in the world! its hafn 更多 power-ful that chuck norris!!" ~ LK
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For number 2, there were things messed up so I understood, none of it
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
Hidden said:
God created the world, Chuck Norris created god.
耶稣 can walk on water, Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris's house has no doors only walls that he walks in and out of.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to get butter, he just screams at a cow and the 牛油, 黄油 comes out.
The fastest way to get to a man's 心 is Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic 表 of Elements because it did'nt contain the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris is so awesome even 火影忍者 can't believe it. (lame, ha, ha.)
Chuck Norris can fry ants at night.
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