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What would be your Come-Back to this?

Pick one 或者 all:

1. Wow, you're really ugly.

2. What the fuck is on your face? Are those eyes? 或者 dog shit?

3. Don't 你 need a license to be that ugly?

4. You're HUGE!

5. Gee, you're kind of a bitch...

6. Eew, your accent is gay. (HATE when people use gay as insult)

7. So, where's your bedroom, in a cardboard box?

8. Yo momma!

9. 你 smell like dog shit.

10. Ew, virgin.




For #8, I always say "My mom's dead" which shuts them up immediately. I really hate when people say Yo Momma! cause what if somebody's mother really is dead? Watch yourself.


Soooo?
 E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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DibLuver25 said:
My come back to 10 would be: Better then being a slut like you!
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Oh shnap.
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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i was gonna pick that one,nice
iluvsmj posted 一年多以前
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*best* awesome!
Hinata-Snow posted 一年多以前
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cool! ill use that if i have too!
Sandfire_Paiger posted 一年多以前
johncenaw85oi said:
1. *slaps person in face* i 爱情 你 too.
2. if i were 你 id be quiet unless u want a broken arm.
3. no but i guess u'd need a liscence to be that retarted!
4. did 你 ever hear of the song: 'big girls 你 are beautiful' 由 mika? exactly.
5. DONT CALL ME THAT! call me anything BUT a bitch, that word has put me true a lot in the past so FUCK OF!
6. whats wrong with being gay? i prefer gay people to straight! and BTW your accent is so straight!
7. no in narnia.
8. yo dadda!
9. 你 smell like chedder cheese.
10. i like carrots.
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HAHAHAHA
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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:D tnx:)x
johncenaw85oi posted 一年多以前
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爱情 1 and 6. xD
NomyCake posted 一年多以前
justleeelee said:
1. Shut the fuck up 你 jealous motherfucker. *Punch* *I start crying*
2.*Sarcastically* Dog shit.
3. Wouldn't 你 know the answer to that question? Considering 你 look like a dead animal rolled in its own shit and throw up.
4. As in my boobs? I get told that a lot.
5. Like I haven't heard THAT before.
6. What accent?! I don't have a fucking accent!!!
7. Not everyone has low living standards like you, hun.
8. What about her??
9. That's my perfume, dumb shit retard.
10. I'm not a virgin, god damn it! Don't 你 see I have a fucking kid!
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Wow!!! Nice!!!!
trixie123 posted 一年多以前
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:)
justleeelee posted 一年多以前
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PAH! 4 all the way!
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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Win win win win win win win win
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
wotcher-tonks said:
1. And you're quite good looking...For a gorilla

2. What's on you're head? Worms? OH, no, I'm sorry, that's you're hair!

3. Do 你 need a license to be that stupid?

4. I can always lose weight, but you'll always be stuck with your stupidity.

5. What was your first clue?

9. Better than smelling like monkey shit

10. Ew, whore.
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Lol!!!
trixie123 posted 一年多以前
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哈哈
iluvsmj posted 一年多以前
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AHAHAHAHA 5!!!!
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
zombiestars said:
1. i know right
2. eyes i guess u need some
3. no i need license to run ur 屁股 over
4. Like i 说 u need eyes
5. I know right a 婊子, 子 is a dog a dog is bark a bark is a part of a 树 and 树 is nature and nature is beautiful so thank u:)
6. well of course I'm happy :)
7. No in New York :)
8. I never knew 你 rap :)
9. maybe its 你
10. yep and I'm clean :)
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HAHA good ones...
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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#5 i awesome i will def use that
iluvsmj posted 一年多以前
iluvsmj said:
ya momma for all of them except 8
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Wow.
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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>: /
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
vanessa100 said:
at 5. i wud of been lik Id Rather be a 婊子, 子 than A Whoree..
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xD ooooooooh
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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Lolzz x)
vanessa100 posted 一年多以前
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If I 说 that, I'd be like "I'd rather be a 婊子, 子 than a whoooooooorrrrrrre"
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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hahah nd 巢穴, den, 书房 at 1. Yur Uglyer 哈哈 :D
vanessa100 posted 一年多以前
brucewillisfan said:
Gee, you're kind of a bitch...


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What was that coming back to?
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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you.
brucewillisfan posted 一年多以前
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Thank you!
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
Princesskiara15 said:
1.wow,you're really inmature

2.you're just jealous cause your eyes look like 鲨鱼 eyes

3.don't 你 need a license to be as stupid as 你 are

4.really?i hope i fall on 你 and crush you

5.yes,but 你 are a COMPLETE bitch

6.better than yours baby

7.mine may be in a cardboardbox but 你 live under a bridge,smelly and drenched in muddy river water

8.is better than yours

9.you smell like yiu haven't taken a 淋浴 in a year

10.eww,cheap prostitute

10.
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Actually, that would be cool to have 鲨鱼 eyes....
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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lol,yeah i know,i just typed it cause it was the first thing that came to my mind
Princesskiara15 posted 一年多以前
trixie123 said:
#1. Well im not as ugly as as 你 are!!!
#2. There eyes. WOW!! 你 must be the Dumbest person in the world to not see that!!
#3. Dont 你 need 2 licens because your twice as ugly as me!!!!!!!!!
#4. Not as huge as 你 are! I cant even believe 你 can fit into a car!
#5. Ya so what! Your much 更多 of a bich than I am!
#6. How do I know your not talking about your accent!!
#7. No its in my house! Ithought your bedroom was in a cardboard box though! So isnt it?
#8. Yo mama is ugly!!
#9. Not as much as 你 do though!!!
#10. So I dont want to be pregnant at a young age!!! Plus it hurts to ahve a baby anyway!!!
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TiBiscuit said:
9. 你 smell like dog shit!
Yeah.. I'm super lame when it comes to come-backs!
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哈哈
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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same with me :p
Sandfire_Paiger posted 一年多以前
animegrl52p said:
1. *Punches person in face* Now that u have that bruise ur the ugly 1.
2. Eww! what the F*** is that? Oh, its just u.
3. Dont u need a liscense to make fun of some1?
4. well I would look huge to a midget.
5. Gee, u just called me beautiful. (A 婊子, 子 is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees r from nature, nature is beautiful)
6. If u haven't noticed, we are both from the same place and have the same accent!
7. Eww! I wouldn't live with u!
8. Hates u? Oh I no....
9. I try. U smell like my cousin. Thats not a compliment.
10. eww, loser!
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LOL!!! 爱情 all of your responces!!
trixie123 posted 一年多以前
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thankz!
animegrl52p posted 一年多以前
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
adultswimperson said:
Comeback to nine: Well it's better than smelling you're ass.
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What??????
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
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@E_M_LoVeRFaN, What???
adultswimperson posted 一年多以前
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do 你 get it now?!
awesomenees posted 一年多以前
zanesaaomgfan said:
1. And so is yo mamma.
2. What's on your face? The devil 或者 a really bad 万圣节前夕 makeover?
3. Don't 你 need to be in jail?
4. And so is yo mamma.
5. Good for you.
6. And so is yo mamma.
7. So where's your house? Up your a** 或者 yo mamma's?
8. ...? FAIL!
9. And 你 smell like Rebecca Black.
10. Eww slut!
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Nice come-backs!!
trixie123 posted 一年多以前
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Pah!!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVVVVE number 9!!!!
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
bakuargirl729 said:
1. aw, thank 你 i am ugly.
2. nah, its my face. :3
3. no, but im sure 你 need one.
4. i know am huge.
4.yea i get it from my dad.
6. well im britsh so i sound better then you. and im happy thank you.
7. nah its in big house.
8. "yo momma" what?
9. nah i smell like *snif snif* dead people and .. candy
10. yea so.. at leas im not a slut.
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Good job turning all of those come-backs into jokes. That's a nice way to handle a situation like that!
trixie123 posted 一年多以前
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xDDD
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
hawaiiangirl17 said:
4. i'd rather be huge than look like a frickin skeleton
5.oh go fuck a homeless guy
8.hey cat daddy!
10.its better than having a hotdog up your 屁股 that squirts out mayo
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i have one 更多 for 8,is so fat,that when she sat on a 彩虹 skittles popped out
hawaiiangirl17 posted 一年多以前
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. . .
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
miznicky said:
4.but i can i fit into ma favourite jeans and still look sexier than 你 :)
5.oh thank you,i get that alot and i am sick and tired of the word cause it actuali means:Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Chick and m
HOT!!! so find another
7.yah it is 婊子, 子 and it is right 下一个 to yours but mine looks nice :)
8.is soooo beautiful 你 wish she was yours!
9.nah 爱情 it is 你 cause 你 actualy stept on it *looks down but finds nothing* hahaha got u SLUT..
10.well atleast my pussy does not say HELLO to every dick that passes 由 cause 你 a heifer!!
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哈哈 10
iluvsmj posted 一年多以前
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:)
miznicky posted 一年多以前
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PAH 10!!!!!!
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
NomyCake said:
1.) Really? You're boy/girlfriend says otherwise.
2.) Idiot....
3.) ... Idiot ...
4.) ... I weigh like 90 pounds, 你 idiot...? xD 或者 That's what she said.
5.) Sure am. Get the fuck over it.
6.) Uh... okay... idiot...
7.) Actually, it's in your boy/girlfriend's pants.
8.) Laaaame.
9.) ... I hate dogs... idiot...
10.) HA! HARDLY! I get 更多 dick then you'll ever see in your life! xD
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oooooooo #7
iluvsmj posted 一年多以前
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,hahaha burn :)..#7
miznicky posted 一年多以前
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HAHAHA 7 and 10!!!! good ones!!!
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
Duncan-lover1 said:
I'd go with numa 8 too cuz my mom died when i was 4 it really does shut them up
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Mhm.
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
cookiehead101 said:
1.wow ur fugly
2.my eyes r blue thank u very much
3.dont u need a licence 2 b that fugly
4.YOUR SMALL!!!!
5.jeeze ur kind of a whore
6.eew ur accent sounds like ur on meth
7.yep wheres urs in a prostitute house
8.is not as much of a slut as urs
9.u smell like 30 日 old cat shit
10.ewww whore



ik some r stupid but thats how u get them 2 leave just act stupid

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Lawl at number 2. xD I almost put that. Blue eyes ftw.
NomyCake posted 一年多以前
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xD 6!!! xD 7!!!
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
emilyroxx said:
1. Thanks, so are you.
2. Dog shit, thanks for noticing.
3. Yeah, want to see it?
4. ...Are 你 blind?
5. And you're kind of a whore.
6. Thanks, I 爱情 sounding happy.
7. Psh, please. I got rid of the cardboard box a while ago. Now my room's a wooden crate.
8. Is awesome.
9. Darn, I knew that I'd been spending too much time around you.
10. Ew, prostitute.
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xD 7!!!!
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
Cantwait4book5 said:
I'm rubber your glue, what ever 你 say bounces of me & sticks to you! 哈哈 :-)
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What was that a comeback to?
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
Sandfire_Paiger said:
not sure about most but here are some kinda bad ones. wouldnt use these if your not sure. (im not)

6. thanks! i 爱情 being happy!
7. wheres yours? a swamp?
4. i 爱情 being noticed
5. gee, your kinda of fucky
10. whats wrong with that?
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fucky?
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
BB2010 said:
1. Wow so are you
3. Don't 你 need a license to be that fat?
5. Oh I'm so glad 你 noticed :D
6. *says "Stupid American Pig" in French" (just so 你 know I'm an American and I like my country)
10. That's cool, 你 smell like horse shit
11. Ew, slut
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xD 10- Oh that's cool....
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
arcticflake said:
3) If I needed one so would you. Stick that in your 果汁 box & suck it!

6) I know I'm VERY happy 或者 People who accuse people of being gay are gay
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3 PAHAHAHAHA NEVER HEARD the juicebox!!! GOOD ONE!!!
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
Sprinter23 said:
#3: Yeah, 你 do. And I'm surprised 你 haven't got yours yet. You'd ace the test for sure.

#6: And your accent is straight. So?

#10: At least I have a shred of self-respect...
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xD 3!
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
TDIFan960 said:
1. 你 REALLY THINK SO! yay!

2. Oh it's you. I have my glasses and your looking at your self :)

3. why yes! -gives paper- see!

4. :O Thanks!!!!

5. Thanks ♥ I am trying to be just like you.

6. Why thanks!

7. On Some Dead Flys!

8. Is Pretty?

9. Do 你 like it! I Buyed it at the ugly store.

10. Ew, Slut.



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OOoooh burn for numba 5!
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
Puffedwarrior said:
1. Look in the mirror, slut.
4. Yes, but I can loose wait. I'm afraid you're never going to be able to fix your ugly face, though.
5. I know and I 爱情 it!
8. I like your come-back XD
9. And 你 look like it.
10. At least I don't have STDs......
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xD thanks for 8!!! OMG 10!! PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
Unicorn-Drawer said:
1. Good to know -.-

2. My eyes shitface :)

3. Nope... I have a certificate signed 由 Obama >.<

4. Thank you...

5. Thank you... I 爱情 dogs. :)

6. Im a girl bitch.

7. Nope.. in my house. :)

8. ...? Ok then...

9. Yup... my shampoo sucks.

10. Well I'm not a sex slut who has to be in the 床, 床上 to be happy. -.-
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ScottishChic said:
1: So are you/try looking in a mirror but look away quickly so it doesn't crack/ at least I can admit I'm ugly and don't need two tons of make up to cover my face and all my blemishes and then look like a hooker on the street

2: What the fuck is on your face? Oh my God! It's hideous! Oh my God it's vile! Oh my God it's YOUR FACE!

3: Don't 你 have anything better to do than try and make me feel bad about myself. Oh and FYI, you're failing.

4: And you're a ... no wait, that's offensive to bitches. Hey, you're a brand new species!

5: Gee, that's only to you.

6: Eww, 你 stink! Don't 你 shower?

7: Where's your mum? Oh, wait! I can see her in that field over there!

8: Yo Dadda!

9: 你 smell like fish. Either you've spread your legs one to many times 或者 你 need to shower.

10: I'd rather be a virgin than a slapper.


Wow, I can be really mean sometimes. I'm honestly not a bitch. But if I feel the need to defend myself...
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karinabeadles said:
1.ew.... u have a mustache
2.thats the best u can say
3.I know u do
4.your small
5.whore!
6.well at least im not gay lol
7.no but it seems u live with urcats old lady
8.fuck off
9.u smell like 公牛 shit
10.helll no bitch:)
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invaderlin123 said:
for 1. i know aint nature a bitch?
for 2. naw it just my face
for 3. dont 你 need a license for a crappy insult?
for 4. *slap*
for 5. gee,im glad 你 finally relized that
for6. dont have one try again loser
for 7. wheres your slutty girlfriend sucking some balls i bet
for 8. *kick in the balls*
for 9. and youneed to brush your korn yellow teeth dumb bitch
for 10. better than being a 花花公子 pervert
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哈哈
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted 一年多以前
POPclogger216 said:
1: Oh, sorry, I forgot to take off my mirror mask. Cool, isn't it?
2:Sorry, I don't really like cussing. Please say that without blacking out your speech even more?
3: Yeah, DUH! 由 the way, where's yours?
4: I am not big, 你 are merely very minute. 你 need a trip to the calorie store.
5:See #2
6: I'm sorry, I'm a girl, I can't be gay. But 你 sir, have all the qualifications.
7:I KNOW, my parents don't get me ANYTHING!
8: Is very sad that there are idiots like 你 in this world.
9: No I don't, 你 must've got some stuck up your nose when 你 fell.
10: Says the person who has had soneone else stuck inside them!
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XxiggyrawkxX1 said:
1. Wow, you're really ugly.
I like potatoes.
2. What the fuck is on your face? Are those eyes? 或者 dog shit?
I like pie.
3. Don't 你 need a license to be that ugly?
I like corn.
4. You're HUGE!
I like cupcakes.
5. Gee, you're kind of a bitch...
I like lollipops.
6. Eew, your accent is gay. (HATE when people use gay as insult)
I like bacon.
7. So, where's your bedroom, in a cardboard box?
I like apples.
8. Yo momma!
I like ham.
9. 你 smell like dog shit.
I like pizza.
10. Ew, virgin.
I like jello.
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