*Innocent smile* How could 你 accuse me of that?

哈哈

Ahh yes, I did consume the last cookie.

Yeah I cleaned my room and fell asleep without watching any episodes of The Sopranos like I'd planned, is that so wrong?

*gasp* whatever, don't know 你 personally so it doesn't bother me.

True, I usually end up smiling and giving it away.

Lol. Innocent people never smile innocently. That's too suspicious.

I thought she was the one who let the goat out!!!

Oh please! She's an innocent child!

Oh that, I just found him like that with the 刀 near him, and he was kind of bleeding on my carpet which is so completely wrong...I'm pretty sure it was actually my mobster boyfriend who killed your boyfriend.

Umm sorry, I didn't mean to break your little 心 figurine.