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springely said:
And what are your fucking qualifications, 你 little bitch? I’ll have 你 know I graduated 最佳, 返回页首 of my class at UCLA, I'm fluent in French, conversational in Spanish, German and Italian, and I’ve studied Greek and Latin for over a decade, and Sanskrit, Hittite and Old Irish for several years. I have six years of historical linguistics under my 带, 皮带 and write in English for a living. 你 are nothing to me but just another pussyfooted kumbayah-singing descriptivist. I will call 你 the fuck out with precision the likes of which is only attainable in a highly-inflecting synthetic classical literary language – mark my fucking words. 你 think 你 can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my highly-esteemed network of colleagues across academia and your IP is being traced right now so 你 better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that clearly and elegantly wipes out the pathetic little thing 你 call “descriptivism”. It’s fucking over, kid. I can refute any argument, in any language, and I can do it in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my ability to switch around word order for art and emphasis. Not only am I extensively trained in philology and grammar, but I have access to the entire archives of the UCLA Linguistic Corpora and I will use it to its full extent to send 你 back to your own defensive hardcore descriptivist corner where anything goes. If only 你 could have known what an embarrassing confutation your dumbed-down little 评论 was about to bring down upon you, maybe 你 would have held your fucking tongue. But 你 couldn’t, 你 didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, 你 goddamn idiot. I will run circles around 你 in Latin and Sanskrit, and there’s nothing that can be 说 in nearly inflection-free, overly circumlocutory modern English that can stop me. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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