Randomness contest.The one who wins gets a prop!AND I MEAN IT.

heyheyhey people!! Wazzup!! I like balloons. They g up and up an pop!!! ~Poof~ new 随意 word!! Drew like kitties and I don't care... I'm size 12, is that big? Pikachu, I choose you!! Let's watch a movie!! I like snowcones and potatoes!! ~sniff~ anyone got a tampon? ~hachoo!!!~ too late... my dog smells. My cabbage thinks aliens are attacking their planet. Do cabbages have a planet?? 你 take my hand and drag me headfirst, RANDOMNESS. my mom is so annoying.. i want to 冲床 a punching bag!! Kaboom Kablamo!! Waaahh!! 你 smell burning plastic? My pool is so small. Take an 建议 from a meatball... my cat weighs 800 pounds!! strict diet!! penguins of mdagascar!! have sympathy in your heart! Hades has a 脸谱 account!! I kept on giving Zeus sacrifices and nothin in return came back to me! ~Sniff~ safety first!!! click smash!! 心 心 heart!! the randomness is affecting me!! mwahahahaha!!! cool a pool!!! Curse me eh, 你 don't want me to rhyme all day!! ~hmph~ flibberty jibbet man I'm as juxtaposed as the 下一个 hamburger!! Well, I'll be a bicycle cream cone!! Mama make a 牛油, 黄油 饼干 baby baby bongas! the moon cow may have a 浓情巧克力 marshmallow!! gibberish is my 最喜爱的 subject!! JJ!! there's no zoo on the moon! i can't set foot on denmark.... wahh.... I'll paint my flag blue!! 3 words, 8 letters!! none of your business!!! fat people walk faster, right? once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone around him died. the end! machismo!!!! 哈哈 hello! give me my drum solo!! guitar!! 随意 strumming!!! 随意 strobing!! taylor swift!! awesomeness!! adidas!! please go to icarly.com <------ pee on carl. lolz!! hahahaha!!! cool!! officer carl needed lotion. survival kit!! weirdness!!! got milk?? coke!! open happiness!! woo hoo!!! new roommate!! swim. help, before i'm squeezed and hugged and doodle doodled to pulpiness!!!!!! i like heavy lifting!! i like playing golf!! i like flying. i don't like drowning... FINISH

I wondered if Granny was "all there" when she decided the best thing to do on our holiday to Barbados was to go skinny dipping in a pool full of 果冻 babies. They seem shocked that they'd been named 'jelly' 婴儿 after seeing Granny's tremendously wobbly thighs under water. I'm not even sure why they were looking at her under water when she was skinny dipping. The pervs.

Yes, I know I'm weird. :P But what's life without a little bit of weird? Boring.

lololololololol CATlolololololololo PIElolololololol MITTENlolololololoolol MEGALOMANIACololololololololololGIANT OCTOPUS SQUID NINJA 龟, 海龟 TOAD OMG! It's going to eat your designer shoe bags and destroy the crops of the peasants! Then the mermaid king who isn't really a mermaid because he lives on land but he calls himself that will get angry for people setting 火, 消防 to his 威化饼, 华夫饼 but it will have turned out to be his royal waffle makers in vengeance of their banished friend the dwarf monkey 象, 大象 Steve. Steve's sister Guatamalupemorenacalanor the goldfish crashed a Justin Beiber 音乐会 and tried to kill his 粉丝 mail when suddenly the nerds began to riot because the Thor movie was leaked. Then Iron Man came in but he was drunk so he got married to Guatamalupemorenacalanor the goldfish thinking she was a hot Russian/Austrian/Hungarian/Whateverian supermodel. This made Jeff the magical 烤面包机 rethink his life, and so he got back together with his wife Melinda the 果冻 jar. Then a dinosaur came to earth from the sun warning us that alien ninja bear-cats for Andromeda were coming, only they weren't really 恐龙 they were 象, 大象 men pretending to be 恐龙 so as not to alert their rivals, the Loch Ness monster people from under the sea, of their presence. Then there was a cat and a dog and a monkey that tried to divide 由 zero because that thought "hey we're all gonna die anyway because of the alien ninja bear-cats from Andromeda" and when they did a black whole opened and they all got sucked in and died. While this was happening Iron Man and the Thor-crazy nerds were planning on offering Guatamalupemorenacalanor the goldfish to the leader of the alien ninja bear-cats from Andromeda as a sacrifice 或者 a wife but they got sucked in 由 the black hole too and so did the whole universe and all that was left in a vast white nothingness was Steve the dwarf monkey elephant, who was really just a lonely waffle iron in disguise.

泡菜 BUTT!!!!!! CHARLIE FARTS THROUGH HIS BRAIN!
LOLLY POPS ARE OVERRATED!!!!! I DRINK HOBO SNOT
WHEN IM SAD!!!!!!CHEESE MAKES ME GASSY!!!!!! I
LIKE KAJIBBERFLIPPERS!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
HA!HA!DYLAN MADE DOODY!!!do u collect ur toenails in a 花生 牛油, 黄油 jar?if nott,we hav nuthing in
common. :D CAT VOMIT!!!!! sorry,i had 2 much coffee.

hi.i like pie.cheese tastes good.i like cats.my cat just farted and it smelled really bad.i like movies.i like to sleep!peace!i like sculls!lightning scares me!ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!trees are cool.colors are pretty!monday is my bad day.cockle doodle doo the cow says moo!i draw horrible.i eat pencils!i drink soda from the bottle!shoes are pretty!hairbrushes are crazy!elephants like to eat grass.hi.SPONGEBOB!people scare me!cabbage!kumquat!pickles!showers will kill you!BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I have been a stratigical mastermind since the 日 I was born.

In first grade I was finger painting strategies against my enemies.

In 秒 grade I was organizing Kamikaze bicycle attacks on the neighborhood kids. (R.I.P)…

In third grade I was elected class president, all other classes soon gave up hope.

In fourth grade someone challenged my 标题 as class president; needless to say he was the last.

In fifth grade I discovered the game capture the flag. I have a collection of about 500 flags in my room.

In sixth grade I was declared world champion at the board game risk.

In seventh grade I got my first girlfriend.

In eighth grade, I had my girlfriend assassinated for treason.

As a freshman in high-school I entered the military.

As a sophomore in high-school, I retired *with full benefits* from the military.

As a junior in high-school, I was expelled for being too violent. (All I did was brake the teacher’s arm, leg, wrist, and ribs… along with giving her a concussion… I was in a caring mood! :P.)

As a senior, I killed the person who reported me for hurting the teacher… (Bye-bye Jim-bob!)

Your 下一个 :P ;D ;) :o :( :) :/ :\ :| :D ;( ;| ;\ ;/ and many more!!!

I'M NOT VIOLENT! GOSH! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I want my blanky! Not the blue one!!!!!!!! I want the one shaped like pi!!! No! Not piE! Pi! Gosh don't 你 know your mathy stuff!!!! Sasquatch!

Kwanzaa.

Im randomer then the 乳酪汉堡, 吉士汉堡 your sitting on, if your standing up get stuffed and suck a pickle

DIE HUMAN I HAVE BUBBLES (quote TDI100)

1. i like to sit on mi pancakes
2. its not rocket surgery
3. its not brain science
4. PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. in odder to old and wise u first must b young and dumb
6. SHAKE WAT UR MAMA GAVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. i got the 杯形饼, 蛋糕 i make the rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. i have the cape i make the wooshing noise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. no hablo ingles
10. PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. i am board
13. :) :( :P :O :I :V 8)
14. zip a dee do da
15. bi ba de bo ba dee bo
16.

wanna make out with my toe?(:

icecream...me is a 树


do u think me pritty?

klop is a corner of a 16 grid square

Once there was a man named Almandomansis Kayy who lives on a komkuat farm in Brad Pitt's toilet. So one 日 Brad came and took a dump. Almandomansis was furious, but because he's about the size of a komkuat there wasn't that mach damage done to Brad's face. But one OTHER 日 Alamandomansis came out of the toilet and he took his komkuats and threw them at Brads face, so Brad has permenant face damage. But that UGLY beard was gone so it's all good! So in the end, Alamandomansis Kayy died of being smacked in the butt so hard 由 Angelina Jolie for messing up Brad's face, and their kids ate all the komkuats so, the end!

Cheese!~Cheese!~CHEESE!

*Raspberry*......FUCK 你 MISTER TEDDY 熊 你 SPEAK LIES!!!LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Raspberry*
..........

my cat is a cat

Oh dear, the piglet is watching a documentary of the breeding habits of the rare 香蕉 hobo! And 你 won't keep eating those smiley lizards until the chicken comes back from the toilet honeymoon! What do 你 say? And this is my dog, mr taco. Take care of him while I'm gone, 你 have to tuck him in at night and feed him 比基尼 everymornig and 1:95! Jacob, speak to me! 你 ARE GAYER THAN MY DAD! who 说 donuts? I 爱情 甜甜圈 but why do they call them donuts? WHAY ARENT THEY CALLED PLANKY LIKER GOOGLEYES??? PIE!Donkeys smell like toothpaste. Have 你 seen my psychiatrist? He went nuts and had to be sent to ceiling fan, usw! the snakes are drinking washer/dryers holding onto dear life for the loonyman! Yes, picklenut, 泡菜 nut. People just don't understand literature. Mr Rogers was arrested for dealing monkey diapers! What came first, the human 或者 the cellphone? I say, dear boy, is that your first meowsaloo? I do beleive the moro system is serioously out of whack! Weiner 狗 have officially taken over mars! Indiana Jones is having an affair with Iron Man! AND THEYRE DATING MY 吉他 TUNER GUY! First name here. What is 更多 important, world peace 或者 obama? Yes, I beleive typos is a rare gift shared only 由 me, and the mayans. Do 你 hate rubber chickens as much as I do? Mr. Steve the 足球 ball toots all 日 throughout the mall! IS THAT A NEEDLE GUN I SEE? Oh, Mrs. Waffle! I knew you'd come back! LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE! Caution, this piece of cheese is drowning! WHAT HAPPENED TO WALDO?? 樱桃 lipgloss hates your crackers! GENTLE POTS 爱情 MR AKON! 你 can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh,eh! TALKRAMBLESQUEAL! I made a new word called SNURGLE SNOFFER! It means to lick ones toejam! AWKWARD IS AN AWKWARD WORD! Do 你 know what's hard to spell? MASSACHUTES! Flys eat your wombat brain! My nose itches! My boyfriend wants to be 'more than friends' with the geico gecko! WOMBLETOE, WOMBLETOE. Bigfoot did it with THAT TREE! FIN!

HEHEHEHEH
This is fun
I get to ssay 随意 crap :D
wOOT! this is 更多 fun then killing horde in Arathi Basin! 或者 using the tanks in Strand Of the Ancients >:)...
DRUIDS ARE FLUFFY WHEN IN KITTY-CAT FORMM!!!
Im a happy 龟, 海龟 in atlantis eating pizza. Isn't it odd, I thought 龟, 海龟 peoples didn't like pizza! Hmm, IM HAPPPPYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Three Days Grace is ownage!Im listening to them right now. i wonder if Zebras like carrots... Bunnies have ears that are floppy and cute!

I heard Monkeys like to eat deer meat... i thought they only ate bugs... Scary!

OMG! MY KITTY IS SO CUTE! SHE IS SLEEPING WITh HER SISTER!! AWWWZZ!!!

I think applesauce is good, do 你 like applesauce, I do, it is good 4 uz!!!!

Scrub Jays are pretty! I'm gonna see them in Floridaaaa!! wOOt!!!!!
Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEHEHEHEHEHEHE

I 爱情 JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I 爱情 薄煎饼, 煎饼 and i 爱情 to use them as frizbees until someone gets hit with it and has syrup all over there face.
also, i 爱情 how people use hamburgers as woopie cusions so everytime u sit down, a bad sign is to get out of the room permanetly.

GEORGE WA$HINGTON

I hope 费雷德 (My monster that lives in my draws and eats my chocolate) Doesn't take the 船, 小船 and goes to Never Land to see Peter Pan with out me, 或者 will he be takeing the time machine I made...
Well If he does go, I'll just fly on Sox (My flying hippo) and get him.
Wait! The thingy (A fly creature) ate my key to my imagination...again!
well, since the door is locked and I have no imagination and My world (My Imagination) is gone. I'm going to stop here.
Wait is that a gaint 浓情巧克力 bunny? That shoots lazors from it's eyes!
*look dreamly at the 浓情巧克力 bunny and starts to eat it*

I like songs about pie! ♫♪♫♪♫

I WANT HERMOINE GRANGER AND A ROCKET SHIP D:<

l\lalalalalalalalla im thristy im hungray im need the toilet i wanna have a cup cake why cant penguins fly i need the toilet again what is the answer to pie im thristy bob likes 你 my toth hurts waghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shuigo chara tadamu wahhhhhaaaaa

teehee I just farted!! teehee!!

My British accent is a good as a ding dong 袜子 parlor, in which my feet like to taste the 柠檬 squares of Wisdom. These 柠檬 squares are actually triangles, in the shape of spoons, who eat the platypus's stew. What I'm trying to say is, will 你 marry my toes?

Dear Diary,

Today we got kidnapped 由 the 爬坡道, 小山 folk,never to be seen again.


it was the best 日 ever.

泡菜 fart 说 the blanket man while he butcher'd the lamp of Hogwarts.

IM PEDRO THE 塔科, 炸玉米饼 AND I luvs kitty litter its so pretty IM AN 日本动漫 PRINCESS im an undercover spy hi my names Maria Rivera SHUSHES!!!! No me name cayla rex check me last name dont 你 mess with meeeeeee!! Gosh me good at run-on sentences and I have ALICE CULLEN HAIR so HAHAHA on 你 well this is takin forevs so me go nowz BBBYBYYYYEEEE!!! BTW my mom told my to 冲床 Oprah Winfrey sorry Oprah xDxDxDx HI IM ELMO WANNA PLAY?!?!?! Im not done i wanna tell 你 sumfin 你 never knew... holy crap... here it goes... POP GOES THE WEASEL!!!!!!! 你 think Im an idiot well im a flipping straight A student so dont 你 go messin with me cuz I act weirder than 你 I ate a bee and it was good the honey tasted like cheezeburgers 你 wish 你 were me cuz I met Barney I killed Chukee Cheeze he scares me so at me 老友记 birthday i hit his nose off! they kicked me out but me no care.... the cat plays with himself! oh hes taking a bath 你 say but I never see a dude lick himself thats wrong I say get a room and put him outside i almost died got hit 由 a 拖拉机 tried to make him go slow but he made it go faster like that song cuz I do!!! 树 catches on 火, 消防 and falls down in the forest and theres no one there to hear it does the forest catch on 火, 消防 yes yes it does. your hair catch on 火, 消防 and theres no one there to see it do 你 still die yes yes 你 do. excuse me i have to stuff a waffle down my brothers pants... ok im back a 龟, 海龟 偷了 my bra he shredded it up then ran away he was too fast for me... i fell off a 船, 小船 and drowned now im an underwater goddess but posieden got mad at me and threw me back on board... the frissbbee 偷了 my cereal bowl so now I have to go find it see 你 later!!!!!!!!!

Justin Bieber, she works with Oompa Lumpas!
Oompa Lumpa: *whispers*
I meant, HE works FOR Oompa Lumpas...

RUSTY SPOONS ARE LIKE SNOW?!?!!?!? DID U KNOW THAT A SNOWCONE ATE MY HEAD!?!?!?! THEIR IS A HUFFLEPNDNDJWDMDSDOPLE ON YOUR SHOE! RUBBER 鸭 MADE A CHICKEN. I SAW A COW LAY AN EGG!!!!!

THIS IS REAL! THIS IS ME! IM EXACTLY WHERE IM SUPPOSED TO BE, NOW!!!!...

IM BEAUTIFUL!!!!

yeah a big nerd!

SHMOWZOW!!!!!!!

嘿 i'm nikky and i like watermelons because they have water in them! if u want to talk to me you'll have to come back later because i'm bussy...so bussy i can't even eat anything....if u think i 爱情 动物 your wrong because i hate them, because they annoy people....i live in wonderland with my pets, fidley and didley and they are very playful....I use to be the president but some dude had to replace me because there was a rumor that i was a wolfpire....horror 电影院 are cool so if u hate them then suck it!!...one 日 we're all gonna get very, very old........then die! so eat all the 浓情巧克力 u can!!


and remember.....pickles are people too!!

Questions:

1.what did Scooby Doo?
2.where did South Park?
3.Why did Meryl Streep?

How would 你 know if I don't tell you?

And the cow jumped over the moon. (>^w^)>

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i am
i am here
i am here to
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i am here to spam your
i am here to spam your forum
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i am here to spam your 论坛 and get away with it....

你 asked me to!XD

嘿 i hav a 仓鼠 named 鱼 my sisters named after a tipe of 洋葱 and i hate the word essences but luv the word essentials.

I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD

OMGwtfBBQpizza

one time a guy in my school made in song name lm so gay in he 唱歌 it in he were done l say are 你 gay and he say yes in say wtf

I... have a... piece of... 苹果 ..PIE! (really) Uncle Fester babysits my mouse.GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I play the trumpet! Omg my eyes are brown. 6x6= 36! Get in the car the loot is waiting!AGHHHHH I am being suffocated. Well, well, well, we we meet at last. WHere are 你 from? Hungry, Turkey... im hungry for turkey! your light bulb is backwards. Sam is Mr Bean! Okay bye I got to get the loot so byeeeeeee ahhhh butterfly!

Hi Ho A 樱桃 PIEEEEEEEEEE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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A very long time 以前 in a village two days ago! WTF 你 A**HOLE 你 偷了 MY KENNY! KENNY IS MINE I TELL 你 MINE.. OOOOOOOOOO SHINY THING - pokes rock - AH FUHK - kenny bursts into flames - STAN : OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! KYLE : 你 BASTARDS. FUHK I KILLED MY LOVER! PIE!!!! OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SLIM JIM! DAMN 你 WHO 偷了 MY SLIM JIM GIVE IT NOW 或者 I WILL SHOOT! - pulls out shotgun -
BLUE CHEESE : - EATS SHOTGUN -

FUHK! - GIVES KENNY CPR - DAMN 你 LIVE LIVE LIVE!!!!! - KENNY WAKES UP - YAYA YOUR ALIVE! NOW I WILL NOT TOUCH CARTMANS PIE AGAIN! MWUHAHAHAHHA!!!! DAMN 你 BOWSER DIE 你 BASTARD! AAA MY FACE!!!! OW OW IT BURNS!!! - CARTMAN SPLASHES A BUCKET OF WATER ON ME BUT HITS KYLE IN HEAD WITH BUCKET - FUHK 你 PICKLE! DAMN IT!
ANGELSTAR : WHATS GOING ON HERE!??!?!

DAMN IT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE HER? WHY NOT A CUTE SHECAT? UMMM THIS IS A DANCE PARTY WITH DANCING ILLUSIONS THAT ARE 塔科, 炸玉米饼 MEN!!! BWUAHAHHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THEY KILLED THE BRACELET! KYLE: ISNT IT SUPPOSED TO BE OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY? STAN : SHUT UP FAT A** KYLE : WHAT IM NOT THE FAT A** CARTMAN IS! CARTMAN : 你 GOT 李子, 梅花 SAUCE ALL OVER MY BANNER! KYLE'S MOM : THERE IS A COCKROACH IN MY BRA! OH MY GOD ITS THE SLIM JIM MAN! GIMME MY 饼干 你 BASTARD! CARTMAN : GOD DAMN IT IM POOR LIKE KENNY NOW! KENNY : - MUMMBLES - CARTMAN : DONT TOUCH ME! WTF IM A WOMAN IN CHICAGO LEARNIN TO WALK AGAIN! AAAAAA MY FACE OWW DONT BITE MY FACE 你 EVIL LITTLE LAMP! AAAA GET AWAY FROM ME 你 LAMP!!! - RUNS FROM LAMP - LAMPS SCARE ME!! AAAAAAAAA! WTF THERE IS A HOBO IN MY BATHTUB EATING CRUMPETS AND SNOGGING A RUBBER DUCKY! OH MY GOD THEY ATE MY CANDLE! 你 BASTARDS! GIMME MY CANDLE 泡菜 JUICE! 圣诞节 圣诞节 TIME IS HERE TIME FOR TRICK 或者 TREATING AND EASTER EGGS! TRA LA LA LA LA LA! SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2!!! NOOOOO GET AWAY FROM ME 你 LAMPSHADE! AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! - KENNY EATS TOXIC TABLETS THINKING THEY ARE MINTS - UMMMMM - KENNY EXPLODES - OH MY GOD! AAAAA 玉米 POPS ARE JUICY AND MEATY! DAMN SHE'S A SEXY CHICK A SEXY CHICK DAMN GIRL! RAH RAH ROMAMA GA GA OO LA LA WANT CHA BAD ROMANCE! BABY ARE 你 DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNNNN DOWNNNNN EVEN IF TIK TOK AROUND THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY DONT PICKLES!!! AAAAA MY FACE I NEED CASH GIMME SOME CASH 你 BOX DAM 你 BOX GIMME A BOX! FUHK 你 BOX! OH MY GOD ITS THE LAMPSHADE AGAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA WOAH IM SEING 粉, 粉色 BUGS WITH SARAH PALIN'S FACE!!! AAAA GET OFF OF ME AAAAAAAA

Does your antiperspirant talk to you?

BELLYBUTTONS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
i like corn-do u like corn?
i wanna make biscuits-and waffles, and taquitos, and burritos, and tacos and..ill stop now....
my 花生 牛油, 黄油 sandwiches sometimes talk to me-they say the world is ending...CUZ THE ECONOMY SUCKS!!! and the 浓情巧克力 bar-it TAUNTS me every night in my sleep! that cow out there-he moos at me every morning i wake up...maybe hes an alien cow.......or maybe..just maybe,....HES A FLYING 玉米 DOG!
when im on 火, 消防 i make sure it burns-YAAAAAY!
sometimes, when i feel lonely, i talk to my bellybutton...
i swiom in my toilet-after its been used!
if i had a million dollars, i would spend it on slurpees...
some of the most 随意 things i could thinks ofz!

Like going straight to river but never seeing cake even at sunrise, hippos meet snakes and 龙 eat 紫色, 紫罗兰色 mushrooms, 枪 of Navarrone leave black silhouettes altogether not 爱情 of one.

How's that?

WE'VE 迷失 OUR SOULS AND WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE! TELL 你 WHY MRS. LOVETT TELL 你 WHY. BECAUSE IN ALL THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE, MRS. LOVETT, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF MEN, ONLY TWO! THERE'S THE ONES THAT CAN COUNT, THE ONES THAT CAN'T COUNT AND THE REST OF US. LOLZ. I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER...AND A ROCKET SHIP. TURN TO PAGE 394. LUPIN IS A WEREWEOLF, DOES THAT MAKE SNAPE A VAMPIRE? LOLZ. SNAPE SNAPE SEVERUS SNAPE DUMBLEDORE! IS A WIZARD. A GAY WIZARD. WHO SLEEPS WITH HARRY, WHO IS ALSO GAY AND FANCIES RON. AND HERMIONE ENDS UP ALONE! AHHH! PIGFARTS PRIGFARTS HERE I COME! TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL CUT YOUR HAIRLESS LITTLE DICK OFF BEFORE 你 EVEN FIGURE OUT WHAT ITS FOR!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! OOPS, I APOLOGIZE. SWEARS ARE NAUGHTY. MY BOYFRIEND IS TOO SERIOUS. HE SCARES ME. AHHH! I LIKE MONKEYS AT THE ZOO BUT NOT FLYING ONES. SOMEONE IS SEXY...YUP! MY PRECIOUS' HOT SAUCE HAS FABULOUS HAIR. RELISH IS GRADUATING! HOW SAD. HE WONT BE THE OBOE GOD ANYMORE. BUT HE HAS A CRACK DEALER FOR A ROOMMATE. MAYBE HE'LL SCORE US SOME. MUSTARD AND KETCHUP HATE EACH OTHER. HOSTEL IS A VULGAR MOVIE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. DO ME A FAVOR DOBBY, DONT TRY TO SAVE MY LIFE AGAIN. I'MA TIME TRAVELER! I POINT AND LAFF AT ARHCHEALOLOGISTS! WELL THATS ALL FINE AND DANDY BUT WELL I HAVE THIS THING. FOUR THINGS ACTUALLY, WELL FOUR THINGS AND A LIZARD. 蜥蜴 RABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAT AND PATRICK ARE IN THE BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!! TIMMY FELL DOWN A WELL, 你 MUST HELP HIM! WELL I CANT CUZ HES MY GREAT GRANDPA. I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS A LITTLE PIGLET LIVING ON A FARM. OINK OINK OINK!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIN!!!!!!!!!1

Don't look!; I'm naked! D:

麦当娜 and miley cyrus met at a shoe store and fought over who would get a 衬衫 on sale even though their were none and johnny cash gave them a spanking, went to the bathroom, came out with toilet paper hanging outta his pants, and bought womens platforms. then he got a venus flytrap at a petstore.

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[Ewan:]
爱情 is a many splendored thing,
爱情 lifts us up where we belong,
All 你 need is love!
[Nicole:]
Please, don't start that again
[Ewan:]
All 你 need is love!
[Nicole:]
A girl has got to eat!
[Ewan:]
All 你 need is love!
[Nicole:]
She'll end up on the street! (sigh)
[Ewan:]
All 你 need is looooove!
[Nicole:]
爱情 is just a game.
[Ewan:]
I was made for loving 你 baby,
你 were made for loving me.
[Nicole:]
The only way of loving me baby,
Is to pay a lovely fee.
[Ewan:]
Just one night,
Give me just one night.
[Nicole:]
There's no way,
Cause 你 can't pay.
[Ewan:]
In the name of love!
One night in the name of love!
[Nicole:]
你 crazy fool,
I won't give in to you.
[Ewan:]
Don't, leave me this way.
I can't survive, without your sweet love,
Oh baby, don't leave me this way.
[Nicole:]
You'd think that people would've had enough of silly 爱情 songs...
[Ewan:]
I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no.
[Nicole:]
Some people wanna fill the world with silly 爱情 songs
[Ewan:]
Well what's wrong with that?
I like to know.
Cause here I go... again...
爱情 lifts us up where we belong!
Where eagles fly,
On a mountain high!
[Nicole:]
爱情 makes us act like we are fools.
Throw our lives away,
For one happy day.
[Ewan:]
We could be heroes...
Just for one day.
[Nicole:]
You, 你 will be mean.
[Ewan:]
No, I won't.
[Nicole:]
(sigh) And I, I'll drink all the time.
[Ewan:]
We should be lovers...
[Nicole:]
We can't do that.
[Ewan:]
We should be lovers!
And that's a fact.
[Nicole]
Though nothing, would keep us together.
[Ewan:]
We could steal time...
[Ewan & Nicole:]
Just for one day.
We could be heroes,
Forever and ever,
We could be heroes,
Forever and ever,
We can be heroes...
[Ewan:]
Just because I... will always 爱情 you...
[Nicole:]
I...
[Ewan & Nicole:]
...Can't help loving...
[Ewan:]
...You...
[Nicole:]
How wonderful life is,
[Ewan and Nicole:]
Now you're in, the world...

(Opera man singing...)

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