Key Dollar Sign HA waltzed around the 浓情巧克力 gymnasium with a 西瓜 wearing stillettos while rapidilly ravaging through the toilets creepily yelling "I NEED TEN THONGS, RIGHT NOW!"
posted 一年多以前
*would vote best answer if she wasn't on a cell phone right now* XD
Please tell the cat to stop killing my Fringe posters, it really gets on my nerve and oh my gosh is that a squid wearing eyeliner, I thought eyeliner squids were so last century, the new hip thing is 马 stealing chicken nuggets out of blindfolded walruses purses while they walk down Main 街, 街道 trying to get in harmony with the screaming botox filled Granny, I 爱情 你 Steve eventhough I think 你 might be my third cousin's mother's sister's aunt's brother's grandfather but I'm still going to marry the porch 摇摆, 秋千 to the duck.
Fred, the lollygagging leapfrog artist, was dreaming of Scottish elephants in party dresses, so he called his wife to bring him his Elvis underwear, which he then ate in order to be able to breathe in a pool of carrot 果冻 because he had 迷失 a potato refresher in it, which 费雷德 needed before he could go to clown school with his mom's sister's dog's pet cow's toe.
Your 橙子, 橙色 usally runs around nannys sausage winner eating 随意 anus during dating a nice ikle 苹果 gate eating pigs running evil violent idiots making a great 情绪硬核 idiot pot originly dotting round every tummy Uranus rank notch of the pineapple.
if I go to office max at night with Natalie Portman and its Feb. 30, will Freddy Cruger eat 太空 age crystals in a 杂烩 或者 will i grow another left leg??? i know this is a trick 问题 but i'm naked so it makes it harder for me to think well... 爱情 你 mom...(name was removed 由 the FBI for illegaly cooking)
the ninja chihuhuas ate uranus while grandma chased the leopard 苹果 with a stupid pie with only 1 channel on TV and the zombie 枕头 swallowed my 糖果 while used the bathroom and looked at a lolz squid
The dancing ninja Asian 老鼠, 鼠标 tried to flip french fries while counting to eleventy-billion but he forgot not to eat the toad's purple people eating pie so after he divided 由 zero a black hole opened up and hypnotized 费雷德 the albino platypus and wait I'm 费雷德 the albino platypus so yeah I guess the rest of the story is me 写作 this story and now we're all gonna die but not yet, maybe, not really, possibly, okay so yeah bye.
posted 一年多以前
嘿 i noticed that too, after i used ninja lama everyone used some sort of ninja animal :(
NInja's are AMAZING. I should know because I am one. But I'm pretty bad at my job because people keep seeing me.... WAIT. I'm not really here.... *hides*
I was about to say to grandma "don't touch me there" when I remembered that the monkey was in the 烤箱 and suddenly I was surrounded 由 a herd of what seemed to be not only big, huge pineapples, but also crazy, rabid penguins who were nibbling my earlobes sexually whilst humming the tune to 'Mama Mia' 由 ABBA which somehow, quite strangely and bizarrely turned me on!
No I wasn't horny lol! XD I just was in a 随意 mood 'tis all. Thank god this 'random sentence' thing was here 或者 else I would have had nothing to funnel my randomness into! :/ And that would have ended badly.
你 know it's all over when the fat lady, dressed in a 彩虹 leotard and doc martens, dances the conga in the Brazilian Rainforest with Percy the 鹦鹉 and Lenny the lion, who both like garlic ice cream better than tuna tarts, and like digging to the Pacific ocean with 粉, 粉色 and yellow teaspoons they bought in oxfam.
Oh my god, 海军罪案调查处 is ON TODAY and I just 爱情 海军罪案调查处 and Tuesdays because on Tuesdays there is a new NCIS, new Glee, new V, and I 爱情 it so much because I 爱情 those shows, and I also 爱情 老友记 but that 显示 ended a long time ago, but I still 爱情 it a lot because I watch reruns and I was talking about 海军罪案调查处 and it's my 最喜爱的 显示 because of MCGEE and ABBY otherwise known as MCABBY because they are like seriously my 最喜爱的 couple EVER in 电视 history and I think that they are freaking epic and I just 爱情 them so so so so sooooooooo-HEY, DON'T 你 THINK IT WOULD BE COOL IF I HAD A 粉, 粉色 FLYING 小马 NAMED PABLO?!?
My demented leamer ate a pickled fish, danced the tango with a mime, chugged a gallon of butterbeer decided to become a ninja during 音乐 so she could pet my hot 粉, 粉色 chair with feathers that go mooo!
Bunnies prancing around 唱歌 Beatles songs and dancing to thriller saying," 你 have a pistol. I have an M60. Suck it" 唱歌 Pie and Spongebob comes along and start making out with a sea bear, who is cheating on a sea rhinoserous and then the beatles come out and they want to marry the bunnies and poor bunnies get shot 由 mark david chapman and he says,"You furry bastards!" then he's shot 由 John Lennon who then starts throwing Spongebob and then Link kidnaps him and then the Beatles go along with Billy Mays to save Spongbob while 唱歌 "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" then they go and save spongebob 由 having the dead body of mark david chapman kill him and then John starts using Oxi Clean on Spongebob and they all live happily ever after
All Banannas Could Dye Each 鱼 Green However I Just Kick 骆驼, 美洲驼 Mayonaise Not On Purpose, Quite Really, Sometimes Teletubies Upchuck, Vomit While Xylephones Yodel.Zebras!
LOL! What would happen if 你 ACTUALLY did that? I know it works, but if 你 like put a whole bunch of mento's in your mouth and then poured in the cola.....FSSHHHHHHH BOOOM. :O
Billy Willai 说 to Jack in da Box, "Yo, doof i wanna floopy duple fellay latte with a 爆米花 dog on 最佳, 返回页首 with fried chicken, a bisctuit gravy, and a little schniffel jr. toy. Oah yeah don't forget the chili willie." as he drove through the rainforest parking lot.
I was walking on a giant sponge this morning, the 32nd of Decembrary, when my pet gerbil jumped out of the licorice 树 and turned into an invisibility cap, landing precisely on my octangularly shaped head and transforming me into the gas phase, where I watched as an 橙子, 橙色 teradactyl shook hands with a purple-with-blue-polka-spots 海狸 and exchanged 焦糖 apples with 甜甜圈 on top.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA my dog has no nose and im trapped in a little box with Hannah Montana all 日 and she is killing elmo and making him into a 小猎犬, 比格犬 with chicken pox and and i want my my little paper mache donkey but their eyes follow 你 and they eat candles!!!! (O.O)
The 橙子, 橙色 tank full of blue soldiers blasted into the purple beard factory and complained about the kettle that's been ringing with the salami in the 烤箱 and chasing treefrogs while eating 粉, 粉色 cd's when the bottle was supposed to be dried with cream of dog leg when Special Force's gun smith was going to Bobba-Gum for his holiday when the 橙子, 橙色 tank 偷了 all Jason's sausages not to even mention the 枕头 from the dark abyss in the black lagoon who ate a 浓情巧克力 sunday on monday.
My mind is filled of so much 随意 things that if 你 were only to see a slip of it, it would sent 你 into deep madness and just seeing twice the amount of randomness will make 你 die.So far i have seen the eclipse that is my mind and have died 14 times in a row already even though i act so cool i hae brought death to so many people
Omg Edward Cullen walked 由 with Ryan Seacrest whilst holding a snake making sweet 爱情 to string cheese yodeling the tune of the Dj funkayfresh remix of 'hello,dolly' while the old lady with green hair flashed the flying 鱼 who grabbed mr.monkey and said, "STEVE! THE TOILETS CLOGGED MY UNCLE'S UPPER COLON CHASM!" While Mario walked downtown with princess peaches cousin Courtney who was wearing the latest fashion 由 Justin Beiber who is dating Hannah Montana 或者 at least I heard that in THIS IS A 香蕉 丁字裤 magazine who is run 由 evil Kung-fu 熊猫 eating rabid chipmunks for breakfast!!!
RUN EVERYONE ZOMBIES ARE COMING oh look a flying 狐猴 oh never mind its just a pencil i missed the new episode of FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood now i feel horrible inside 嘿 do any of 你 people read 日本漫画 cuz i 爱情 阅读 日本漫画 OMG this is so 随意 and i 爱情 it i like 薄煎饼, 煎饼 由 the was OMG i just saw the weirdest thing this morning a monster waffle ate a granny!!!!!! 哈哈 XDDDD
Yesterday, I was walking to the Dairy Factory when I saw a giant monkey in a big blue suit trying to break down a door,so i decided to give him my right hand and I kicked the door down only to discover that there was a whole room full of chickens all playing kazoo's and tapping their feet to the tune of Oh Susanna. I started to leave when the Head chicken hopped up to me and asked me to breakdance to the tune, So I started hopping up and down 唱歌 Little Brown Jug, and the head chicken was so impressed he called Joshua Jackson to come over and take me to the planet of Fringe where I lived happily never after having to follow around the observers on a small wooden horse with a 彩虹 afro and pilot shades
i hate the monkeys that pee in my fertalizer shampoo. OMY GOD LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS DRIVING A BUS!!! i just died yet im eating a frogs moms brothers freinds 苹果 flies. why is there a sad grandpa sitting in my toilet?!?! i just puked out chicken nuggets and the pig is luaghing at me.:p
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