马达加斯加的企鹅 Article: That's your PoM Horoscope for today!

posted by JediPenguin16

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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to 编辑 it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski 下一个 to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when 你 find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life 由 playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins 或者 Otters with the Cootie virus.
你 are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when 你 find that forty year-old 西瓜 in your colon. (phil)
Trade toothbrushes with an albino lemur, then clean up after the elephants.(mason)

Taurus (maurice)
你 will never find true happiness - what 你 gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, sevre the king and stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini (Rico)
Your birthday party will be ruined once again 由 your explosive tendicies
Your 爱情 life will run into trouble when your doll comes to life and runs away

Cancer (private)
The position of Jupiter says 你 should spend the rest of the week beak down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo(Kowalski)
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to Skipper's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored jello, then wash it down with a gallon of 草莓 Quik

Virgo (marlene)
All otters are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when 你 wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Libra (Skipper)
*A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much 更多 talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts 下一个 week

Scorpio Officer X
Get ready for an unexpected trip when 你 fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, 你 stupid freak

Sagittarius (the badgers)
YOur cousin is laughing behind your back
(kill her)
Take down all those naked pictures of the lemurs you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn (fred)
The stars say that you're an exciting and intelligent squirrel, but 你 know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave that 树 again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

"That's 你 horoscope for today" belongs to Weird Al. I do not own it.

Icicle1penguin likes this

JediPenguin16 I didn't change some of them becuase they already fit the character .

Penguinangel I'm Mort. :3 Um... real quick, what's Oku-Land? A video game? Well, anyway, wish meh luck, cuz appearantly I'm going to be tied to the back of a bus. Hey, maybe it'll take me to the Central Park Zoo!

rebcam13 I'm Rico! Whooooooooot!

jackandjill2 I'm Skipper! Cool! Except the sign itself doesn't describe him in the least, we're supposed to be super artsy ;) And it's alright that my appendix is supposed to burst... I had that taken out at birth!

musicluv15 I'm....Fred. ...Well this sucks. (Note: If you don't know, I just don't like Fred one bit.)

SPKR689 O_O im....JULIEN!?!?!?!?!?! *throws a fit* IM THE LORD OF DANCE!!?!?!?!?! I DONT DANCE!! -.- tell me this is just for fun cuz mine aint true...except for the stay away from otters part

Spi_Kat_Penguin I'm Marlene!!! Yay!!!!! -Kat

fun123fun @musicluv i know im not so happy with my resluts i got phil and mason

Just61331 I'm... Marlene? I DON'T WANT MY HEAD IMPALED ON A STICK! TT-TT

JediPenguin16 I actualy have no idea what the "signs" stand for for personality wise, and I frankly don't care. So IDK of the difference between a gemini or a leo. XD ... Ya know, I didn't make this so people could say they were "fred" or whatever, I was just matching the lyrics to the characters personalities, but it is kinda funny that know y'all think your gonna have these horrible things happen to you. ;) (ps-Me? I never bother with Horoscopes. In my own opinion, I'd rather not believe a bunch of stars and planets control my destiny by the way they move. But hey, think what ya' want. XD)

JediPenguin16 Oh, and btw- the Okuland reference was to the episode friend in a box. I never heard the name of the game Mort was playing, but I heard the name of the character, so I named it myself.

Icicle1penguin ...Dude, I'm scorpio. (Officer X? INSULT!) Lol, but what you wrote there, I likey. XD

Penguinangel @JediPenguin16: Oh, that's clever. And now that I think of it, I do think that I remember Mort calling the little videogame guy Oku.

SJF_Penguin2 I've heard Weird Al's original before, and this is an interesting adaptation. The one for Private I especially like since I picture him as having only recently begun to drive. The part regarding not "shov[ing] a roll of duct tape up your nose" I could also see modified for Kowalski: "Don't let Rockgut shove a six-pound halibut up your left nostril for letting the Red Squirrel escape." As for horoscopes themselves, I don't believe them. If I happen across them in the newspaper I might take a look just for the fun of it, but they rarely ever relate. Sometimes I think the only two qualifications you need to be a horoscope writer are talent at writing and ownership of a telescope. Whether or not you can even tell the moon from Jupiter is not important.

nikkiecloe im....OFFICER X!!!!!!!!!IM SCORPIUS!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ooohh ima sme as icicle :D

PenguinCrazy14 Hahaha!! I'm a Leo!!! That means I'm...Kowalski! Yes!! EPIC WIN!! Plus, I totally would eat some tuna-flavored Jello (cause I love both tuna and Jello) and drink some Strawberry...Quik? What, is that strawberry milk? If so, then I'm totally there. About the photocopying my butt and stapling it to Skipper's face...yeah, probably that too. But I'm not in anyway surprised I got Kowalski. :D

xDark_Angelx I rarely read horoscopes, but a POM one is the exception. However, I regret it. Being a Capricorn, I got Fred. I KNOW I'm smarter than him, at least. Plus, I never trust horoscopes, period. Most would say "someone with a crush on you will make a move" or something along the lines of that. So far, the air is still around me when it comes to guys except for a few of my guy friends. Also, just a random note; trees don't have windows or doors...just a little hole. X]

BirdG Marlene - how mean is that?! Okay, they're all not quite friendly futures.... I'm glad, I'm Julien - that's still a nice fortune...

hanz1192 What?! I got Officer X? That sucks.

fox_tamer_113 ... I'm fred... This sucks... >_< Sure Fred is funny, but... I'm smart! I'm the 2ND smartest person in Geometry and Trigonometry! This horoscope is funny, but I just don't like my result... -_-

egel_0507 I'm Officer X!?! Ughh... The horoscope is kind of okay, but i'm not pretty much of a fan of Officer X.

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Dreaming in Black 'N' White - Chapter 1

posted by CoolNala

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 1 – The Transformation

It was a beautiful summer 日 at the Central Park Zoo. The sun shined brightly in the skies above, casting shadows of all the surrounding buildings. Visitors came in and out 由 the hundreds. It was another typical 日 for all the animals. However, one set of invitations would end up turning this zoo into a battlefield for some desperate animals…

“Up and at ‘em, men!” Skipper yelled to the other penguins, “We’ve got a whole slate of missions to complete today, and there’s...

My Review of "Gut Instinct/I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"

posted by athanlao93

Gut Instinct: Every 日 at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo 动物 treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a 芒果 pit that came from the 狐猴 habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, 或者 is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

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FANGIRL ATTACK!!!! The Winner of Zoo Idol Attacked 由 Fangirls.

posted by hahahaidontcare

HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! I'm 写作 an paparazzi scene with Kowalski as he being the winner of Zoo Idol. Enjoy!

"Kowalski?" Skipper asked. "Why is there a big crowd of fangirls outside our home?"
"Uhhhh......" Kowalski replied. "That might be
because I won Zoo Idol."
Skipper was shocked. "Why did 你 enter that competition???"
"Because a ton of people think I have a good tenor voice and wanted me to enter."
"KOWALSKI!!!!" Skipper yelled.
"Ooh. They want me to sign autographs. And one fangirl is Doris!!!! I'M COMING DORIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Skipper groaned.
"Skipper? Why are there girls screaming outside our house?" Private asked.
"Ask Kowalski."

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The 企鹅 Zone Episode 2: To serve 狐猴

posted by 67Dodge

Author's note: I know it's been like, forever, since I've written 更多 of this Twilight Zone-POM crossover. I'm really sorry, 你 see, the paper that I write the rough draft of each chapter got caught in the rain, so I 迷失 65 days of work!!! This is Episode 2, Episode 1 being about the plane and the gremlin. *talks like Rod Serling* Here, we have the most credulous sight of all, the place is Madagascar, 1965. A rising king and his loyal followers are claiming power, when a surprise visitor arrived. Julien, the king, Maurice the diplomat, and Mort the bad secretary. The newcomers have travelled...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 4 - Escape and Return

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 4 - Escape and Return

Shocked was the only word that could describe Kowalski's expression.
(Dr. Blowhole wants to kill Skipper! If I don't agree to his plan, I'll either be devoured 由 Chromeclaw 2 或者 be killed 由 his 龙虾 minions. If I do agree, I'll be let free from the trap I'm stuck in.... that can be my chance to get out of here.)
Kowalski put on an evil smile. "I agree to the offer Blowhole, Skipper betrayed me and he needs a small lecture on deceiving others. I only need 你 to unwrap...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island
    *Sniff, sniff*
    (Sea salt, rollercoaster grease and all-beef franks?)
    Kowalski quickly stood up, still half-asleep, and looked around. He moved a step closer to 支撑, 海岸 to get a better view and tripped over something small. He picked it up, "A crushed soda can?"
    Kowalski realized he had washed up onto Coney Island based on the colorful machines and the carousel, and with this he also remembered yesterday's drama. Skipper's betrayal,...

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The 企鹅 Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet part 2

posted by 67Dodge

After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man 或者 something on the wing, some....thing,' 说 Kowalski. 'Sir, are you...

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Why Kowalski and Rico belong together. ( Don't read, it's really stupid and boring)

posted by EmoCupCake

Me and Penguin11 are in a little...argument. She think SHE belongs with Kowalski...but 你 know. I don't think that's true! Kowalski belongs with Rico! We are each making 文章 on who we think should win for the pick we have up. Read both of ours, then go vote!

Reason 1: Their friendship. Kowalski and Rico have been 老友记 for, like, FOREVER. Wouldn't it be so easy to transition into something more?

Reason 2: Their work well together. Rico is like Kowalskis right hand man. If Kowalski needs anything to do an experiment, who is gonna have it tucked away in his belly? Rico of course! And also,...

A 秒 Chance - Life

posted by ggreen7295

Chapter 1: A depressing end, and an even 更多 depressing beginning

Life

Birth

Animation

Every living thing lives to strive in life. To experience danger, and 爱情 and to gain wisdom to pass on to an new generation. In life there are hopes and dreams, adventure and exploring, and danger. But at some point of live there is death, is it of old age? Murder? Suicide?

A boy was fiddling his thumbs as his mother was driving down a 爬坡道, 小山 toward an intersection, when they both stopped the light was still red. The two was about to visit the boy's grandmother in Boston. Nothing of any significance were wondering...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 6

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Skipper followed Maurice to the 狐猴 exhibit, where Julien was standing on 最佳, 返回页首 of the plastic volcano. Standing around underneath him were various animals, most of which were looking confused 或者 simply bored. Julien was looking slightly nervous, especially when he saw Skipper arrive. As Julien glanced around the crowd, Maurice left Skipper and walked up to the base of the 火山 and rapped on it three times with his fist.

“Order!” he 说 authoritatively like a judge. “Now presenting King Julien with an…important announcement. It better be, for all the trouble I had to go through to...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1: The New Private (part four)

posted by 123cosmo4

Chapter 4-Assualt

    Skipper and Kowalski were very tired after training together. They went to 床, 床上 early, before the sun even set. Since the others were gone, Skipper got a bunk this time. They plopped down in their beds like cold turkeys and curled up under their covers.
    “I have never been so overworked in my whole life,” Skipper moaned.
    “Eh, 你 will get used to it,” Kowalski assured him. “It is normal training for me.”
    “Does Mr. Halloweentown train 你 all the time?” he wondered. “And...

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Tubing!!!

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Source: I drew it! :)

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Skipper's Curse (4): A Friend Is An Enemy That Hasn't Attacked Yet

posted by peacebaby7

    The realization of reality was like a 冲床 to the face…For the 秒 time today.

    Had I been injected with the same thing he'd injected into the other 动物或者 was it strictly to knock me out? What was being injecting into the other animals? What the hell was going on here?!

    "Skipper?!"

    I snapped back into attention and realized that I'd been staring at the needle with my beak hanging open.

    "Skipper, 你 really need to stop doing tha—!"

    "I was injected...

Behind The Lines

posted by TheRatKing1

Author's note: yes, i realize this story may be far-fetched, but this was one of my best ideas at the time, and i'm happy with the way it turned out despite my having no knowledge of how the actual voice actors act in real life, nor how they'd behave in a situation like this. This is my version of them, and my take on the show. I'm just here to tell my stories and do my own thing. if 你 don't like it, shaddap and don't say nuthin'. but if 你 like it, 由 all means, comment! I hope 你 enjoy this!

-Adam (AKA @NumismatistNut on twitter)

Tom McGrath's Point of view (Skipper's voice actor, in case...

Mad Brother Chapter Nine

posted by Mother-of-PoM

'Big..Brothah..'

He opened his eyes to see that male 企鹅 who he remembered correctly...HAD NO FLIPPING EYE.

"So you're awake?"

Private sat up, he was in his bed? Thankfully, the male had a bandage on.

"Don't worry, I am your ally."

"What?"

"Sorry I scared 你 earlier.. I guess I'm not used to 展示 up to normal people."

"Your missing eye...Did my brothah do that to you?"

"That's in the past."

Private sighed, "Evahyone seems to have it for him. But, 你 hate him too, right?"

"Because of our hate, we can't rest in peace. But I can save you. We need to get 你 out of here." He grabbed Private's flipper...

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No I.D. No Entry!

added by Denicy_Menes

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A Silent Curse

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: So, this is kind of a spin-off of the movie, A Thousand Words (starring Eddie Murphy). It’s not going to be like the movie with the 树 losing its leaves, though. It will be a little different. Hope 你 enjoy! Please review!

— § —

    “Maurice! Where is my smoothie?!” Julien impatiently called from his throne. Maurice rolled his eyes and picked up his pace.

    “It’ll be done in a minute, your highness. I’m trying to get it to blend evenly,” he explained as he watched the fruits in the blender mix into one color.

    “Well,...

Kowalski

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Kowalski

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Kowalski

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