"Breaking News!"
"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"
Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic 动物 had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did 你 manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"
The man, who still seemed traumatized from what had happened earlier that day, replied in short. "I was saved... Saved 由 a crazy group of... Baby animals..."
The reporter took the microphone back. "And there 你 have it, folks! A man saved from an avalanche 由 a group of baby arctic animals!"
A few days later...
"Breaking news!" the reporter 说 again. "I'm live it 你 from the Central Park Zoo! Today, December 5th, 2004, the zoo will unveil the new penguins exhibit, featuring the baby penguins named Manfredi, Johnson, Rico, Kowalski, Skipper and Private! Now, we'll interview a zookeeper!"
There was a young, red haired and bored looking zookeeper standing, as the microphone was shoved into her face. "What's your opinion on the new 企鹅 exhibit?" The reporter asked.
"Meh. 更多 动物 to feed. I still like the octopus better." the zookeeper said, droningly.
"And there 你 have it, folks! The new penguins are a waste of food, and the octopus is better!"
Several days later...
"Breaking News!" the blonde reporter appeared again. "I'm live from the San Diego Zoo! Today, December 8th, 2004, the Central Park zoo's famous octopus, Dave, was just transferred to the San Diego Zoo 由 public request to make the 企鹅 habitat bigger! While back in New York, the penguin's grand appearance has greatly increased thee zoo's ratings! Now we will interview another zookeeper!"
The microphone was dropped into the hand if an older zookeeper man. "What is your opinion on the new octopus exhibit?" the reporter asked.
"Well, it's nice and dandy. Though, I think we're also getting a 企鹅 exhibit pretty soon." the zookeeper said, with a smile.
"And there 你 have it, folks! A nice and dandy octopus exhibit and 企鹅 to be moved in!"
Several months later...
"Breaking news!" the reporter shouted into her microphone. "I'm live from a Lego factory! Today, February 19, 2005, a 3D printer was stolen from inside the factory! It wasn't just any 3D printer, though! It was unused, and therefore it was able to make anything that can be 3D printed instead of just Legos! Now, a factory worker will answer some 问题 about what just happened!"
The brunette factory worker grabbed the microphone. "What is-" the reporter started.
"There was a bear!" the factory worker shouted. "And a wolf! And an owl! And a seal! They jumped in through the ceiling and took it away right before I put the molds in it!!!"
The reporter tugged the microphone back. "And there 你 have it, folks! A group of Arctic 动物 swooped in and grabbed the 3D printer!"
Several days later...
"Breaking news!" the reporter shouted, over the noise of the area. "We are once again live from the San Diego Zoo! Today, February 23rd, 2005, a 企鹅 exhibit made a grand opening! Not just that, but the old New York City famous octopus who was moved here was moved to another zoo to make 企鹅 habitat bigger! Now, we will interview the new 企鹅 trainer!"
They threw the microphone into the habitat, the man in it caught it and held it up. "What do 你 have to say about-" the reporter began to say.
"I'm the new 企鹅 trainer!" the man 说 in delight. "What better job than this! None whatsoever!"
"What do 你 think about the transfer if the octopus!"
"These penguins are so much better!" He threw the microphone back, and the blonde reporter failed to catch it.
Regardless, she said: "And there 你 have it, folks! There's no better job than being a 企鹅 trainer, and penguins are better than octopuses!"
Several months later...
"I'm live from Central Park! A few hours 以前 on June 27, 2005, there has been a large explosion in the park! This isn't the first one, there have been many smaller ones! This one took out a 流行的 bench, dedicated to the park 由 the Central Park Zoo! Most people claim it too be a group of evil teenagers, but let's ask the witnesses!"
"There was a group of penguins! 6 penguins!" one witness recalled.
"They had a black ball bomb! The Central Park zoo penguins had a bomb!" another witness claimed.
"I don't remember, I just remember adorable little black and white birds running away from the explosion." 说 one witness.
The reporter smiled, back on camera. "And there 你 have it, folks! The six adorable Central Park Zoo penguins had a bomb and blew up a bench!"
Just a few months later...
"Breaking news! Over the course of the year, 2005, many 更多 企鹅 exhibits have opened countrywide! Newfound 企鹅 爱人 are welcome to come and see this adorable balls of fluff!" The cute blonde reporter directed the camera over to the 企鹅 habitat of the zoo they where in. "Look at those fluffy balls of adorableness! Don't 你 just want to hug them!"
"The octopus..." 说 a muffled voice from behind the camera.
"Right! And Dave the octopus makes his way around the country, as 企鹅 habitats are to be made bigger and bigger to fit 更多 fluffy balls of adorableness! Penguins!" the reporter cheered in glee, looking over at the cute penguins wobbling around in their enclosure.
A 年 later...
"Breaking news! I'm live to 你 from Tokyo, where today, May 20th, 2006, a UFO was spotted! That's not too uncommon for this area, they will regularly see them pass by. But this one might not be a UFO, it could be something even weirder! Here, we have a witness!"
The witness, a young teenaged girl, happily took the microphone and announced: "It wasn't a UFO, it was a seal! There was a tiny 密封 flying in a hovercraft!"
The reporter took back the microphone to ask a question. "How do 你 know that?"
"Well, it was flying and had a 密封 inside it. I don't think aliens look like seals."
"And there 你 have it, folks! There was a UFO, but it was actually a 密封 in a hovercraft!"
A while later...
"Breaking news! I'm live from the Central Park Zoo, where yesterday, February 4th, 2007, two penguins went missing! No one knows what happened to them, but it is reported they ran away, so be alerting for the missing penguins! Also, on a completely unrelated note, the famous Coney Island 显示 dolphin, Flippy, 迷失 an eye in one if his 'Ring of Fire' shows. But he's still performing!"
A few days later...
"Breaking News! The dolphin, Flippy, has been reported missing! Today, February 7th, 2007, the 搜索 for him continues. It is 说 that this famous 海豚 was stolen because he couldn't have walked away, as dolphins can't walk on land. Also, on a completely unrelated note, a Segway is missing from the storage room on Coney Island."
A 年 later...
"Breaking news!" The blonde reporter was back. "I'm live from The Central Park Zoo, where today, March 4th, 2008, there is a brand new 狐猴 habitat! It consists of three lemurs, named Julien, Maurice, and Mort! Directly from Madagascar, they sure if seem to enjoy the publicity!"
The reporter moved out of the way do 你 could see the new lemurs. They were dancing to some 音乐 from an old, large radio while a large crowd cheered then on. "We will now interview a zookeeper on this!"
The same red-haired zookeeper as before got the microphone thrust into her hand. She sighed. "What is your opinion on the new 狐猴 habitat?" the reporter asked.
"Well, I'm annoyed. They haven't stopped playing the 音乐 all day."
"And there 你 have it, folks! Lemurs are annoying and haven't stopped playing music!"
Several months later...
"Breaking news! I'm once again live from the Central Park Zoo, where today, November 4th, 2008, a new 獭, 水獭 was transferred! Everyone seems to be welcoming her with open arms! We will now interview a zookeeper on her opinion of the new animal!"
The reporter tried to give the red haired zookeeper the microphone again, but it was pushed away.
"No 更多 interviews." the zookeeper 说 in a droning voice.
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6 years later...
"Breaking news!" the blonde haired reporter was gone, and instead there was the famous New York reporter, Chuck Charles. "An island off the coast of Seaville has exploded. No one was injured, but cleaning up the rubble may take a couple of days. Stay tuned to find out what caused the explosion. And now, today's, November 26, 2014, weather!"
“I think he’s premature Flipper, he’s very weak. If you let this condition so on, he can’t be a good leader like you…” Flipper shocked when those words passed his ears “Sorry about that Flipper, but honestly he can’t pass the snow-storm th
WATCH the 前一个 specials on the Operation Blowhole DVD. 或者 download them from iTunes and watch them on your computer, tablet, 或者 smartphone.
LIVE the action in the Penguins of Madagascar video game Dr Blowhole Returns AGAIN! Available for KINECT for Xbox360, PS3, 任天堂 DS, and uDraw for Wii.
PLAY The Deep theme of the Pinball HD Collection app. Complete awesome missions, slay the shark, and discover hidden treasure. Available on the App Store.
DANCE to Dr Blowhole's theme song, 你 Make Me Feel 由 眼镜蛇 Starship, the hit single from their latest album, Night Shades. Dance to it your own way 或者 dance to it on Just Dance 4 (Wii, Kinect) and Dance Central 3 (Only for Kinect).
And on the 日 the special airs, grab your popcorn, turn down the lights, and get ready for The 企鹅 who Loved Me starring Dr Blowhole!
if manfredi and Johnson were still alive I think it would go like this.....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE 日 SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT 日 SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told 爱情 potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent 显示 gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN 逼债, 墩 DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops 安全 on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the 象, 大象 foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs 安全 and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE 日 SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT 日 SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told 爱情 potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent 显示 gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN 逼债, 墩 DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops 安全 on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the 象, 大象 foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs 安全 and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....
Sorry if it's not chapter five.
"Kowalski," 说 Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.
***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that 说 TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry I'm sick of 写作 right now. I need to make this longer.
~~~,~~~~••••••••••• shaps. 你 don't have to read this
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"Kowalski," 说 Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.
***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that 说 TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry I'm sick of 写作 right now. I need to make this longer.
~~~,~~~~••••••••••• shaps. 你 don't have to read this
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47 Vs. Rico
Fighting style: boxing, karate, Kung Fu
Weapons: Twin-Silver Ballars, anything he can find in the area
Description: A bald assain, trained highly in the ways of contract killing.
Rico
Fighting style: Karate
Weapons: What ever the heck is in his gut.
Description: A psychotic little 企鹅 who shows no regards towards the rules. But is controlling of his use of explosives.
Rico walks alone in Central Park no one is around little does he know a hit was placed on him and agent 47 was sent after him. 47 waits for Rico to come out into the open. 47 the hears a twig snap under Rico's foot, he draws out his silver ballers. As Rico hears 47 emerge from behind the 树 he lets loose with a smoke bomb. As the smoke clears 47 is no where to be found. As Rico continues on his way a W2000 sniper 步枪 goes off getting Rico in the chest. Victory goes to 47.
"Ew," Rico said.
Skipper ran over and hugged her. "I missed you," he said.
Abigail pushed him.
Skipper fell on Rico. "Ew," Rico said.
Private said, "I'm confused. Can somebody tell me what's going on?"
Abigail said, "Skipper's my brother and Kowalski's my boyfriend."
"Why does Rico keep saying ew?" Private asked.
Rico 说 "ew" again.
"I have no idea," Abigail said.
Julien ran over and asked Abigail to marry him. Abigail pushed him into the pool.
Mort ran over and grabbed Julien's feet, and then they both fell in the pool. Then Skipper had to pull them out.
"Is that a yes?" Julien asked Abigail.
"No," Abigail said.
Julien started crying and walked stupidly away.
Kowalski went over and asked Abigail to marry him.
Abigail nodded.
"Ew," Rico said.
