"Breaking News!"
"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"
Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic 动物 had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did 你 manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"
The man, who still seemed traumatized from what had happened earlier that day, replied in short. "I was saved... Saved 由 a crazy group of... Baby animals..."
The reporter took the microphone back. "And there 你 have it, folks! A man saved from an avalanche 由 a group of baby arctic animals!"
A few days later...
"Breaking news!" the reporter 说 again. "I'm live it 你 from the Central Park Zoo! Today, December 5th, 2004, the zoo will unveil the new penguins exhibit, featuring the baby penguins named Manfredi, Johnson, Rico, Kowalski, Skipper and Private! Now, we'll interview a zookeeper!"
There was a young, red haired and bored looking zookeeper standing, as the microphone was shoved into her face. "What's your opinion on the new 企鹅 exhibit?" The reporter asked.
"Meh. 更多 动物 to feed. I still like the octopus better." the zookeeper said, droningly.
"And there 你 have it, folks! The new penguins are a waste of food, and the octopus is better!"
Several days later...
"Breaking News!" the blonde reporter appeared again. "I'm live from the San Diego Zoo! Today, December 8th, 2004, the Central Park zoo's famous octopus, Dave, was just transferred to the San Diego Zoo 由 public request to make the 企鹅 habitat bigger! While back in New York, the penguin's grand appearance has greatly increased thee zoo's ratings! Now we will interview another zookeeper!"
The microphone was dropped into the hand if an older zookeeper man. "What is your opinion on the new octopus exhibit?" the reporter asked.
"Well, it's nice and dandy. Though, I think we're also getting a 企鹅 exhibit pretty soon." the zookeeper said, with a smile.
"And there 你 have it, folks! A nice and dandy octopus exhibit and 企鹅 to be moved in!"
Several months later...
"Breaking news!" the reporter shouted into her microphone. "I'm live from a Lego factory! Today, February 19, 2005, a 3D printer was stolen from inside the factory! It wasn't just any 3D printer, though! It was unused, and therefore it was able to make anything that can be 3D printed instead of just Legos! Now, a factory worker will answer some 问题 about what just happened!"
The brunette factory worker grabbed the microphone. "What is-" the reporter started.
"There was a bear!" the factory worker shouted. "And a wolf! And an owl! And a seal! They jumped in through the ceiling and took it away right before I put the molds in it!!!"
The reporter tugged the microphone back. "And there 你 have it, folks! A group of Arctic 动物 swooped in and grabbed the 3D printer!"
Several days later...
"Breaking news!" the reporter shouted, over the noise of the area. "We are once again live from the San Diego Zoo! Today, February 23rd, 2005, a 企鹅 exhibit made a grand opening! Not just that, but the old New York City famous octopus who was moved here was moved to another zoo to make 企鹅 habitat bigger! Now, we will interview the new 企鹅 trainer!"
They threw the microphone into the habitat, the man in it caught it and held it up. "What do 你 have to say about-" the reporter began to say.
"I'm the new 企鹅 trainer!" the man 说 in delight. "What better job than this! None whatsoever!"
"What do 你 think about the transfer if the octopus!"
"These penguins are so much better!" He threw the microphone back, and the blonde reporter failed to catch it.
Regardless, she said: "And there 你 have it, folks! There's no better job than being a 企鹅 trainer, and penguins are better than octopuses!"
Several months later...
"I'm live from Central Park! A few hours 以前 on June 27, 2005, there has been a large explosion in the park! This isn't the first one, there have been many smaller ones! This one took out a 流行的 bench, dedicated to the park 由 the Central Park Zoo! Most people claim it too be a group of evil teenagers, but let's ask the witnesses!"
"There was a group of penguins! 6 penguins!" one witness recalled.
"They had a black ball bomb! The Central Park zoo penguins had a bomb!" another witness claimed.
"I don't remember, I just remember adorable little black and white birds running away from the explosion." 说 one witness.
The reporter smiled, back on camera. "And there 你 have it, folks! The six adorable Central Park Zoo penguins had a bomb and blew up a bench!"
Just a few months later...
"Breaking news! Over the course of the year, 2005, many 更多 企鹅 exhibits have opened countrywide! Newfound 企鹅 爱人 are welcome to come and see this adorable balls of fluff!" The cute blonde reporter directed the camera over to the 企鹅 habitat of the zoo they where in. "Look at those fluffy balls of adorableness! Don't 你 just want to hug them!"
"The octopus..." 说 a muffled voice from behind the camera.
"Right! And Dave the octopus makes his way around the country, as 企鹅 habitats are to be made bigger and bigger to fit 更多 fluffy balls of adorableness! Penguins!" the reporter cheered in glee, looking over at the cute penguins wobbling around in their enclosure.
A 年 later...
"Breaking news! I'm live to 你 from Tokyo, where today, May 20th, 2006, a UFO was spotted! That's not too uncommon for this area, they will regularly see them pass by. But this one might not be a UFO, it could be something even weirder! Here, we have a witness!"
The witness, a young teenaged girl, happily took the microphone and announced: "It wasn't a UFO, it was a seal! There was a tiny 密封 flying in a hovercraft!"
The reporter took back the microphone to ask a question. "How do 你 know that?"
"Well, it was flying and had a 密封 inside it. I don't think aliens look like seals."
"And there 你 have it, folks! There was a UFO, but it was actually a 密封 in a hovercraft!"
A while later...
"Breaking news! I'm live from the Central Park Zoo, where yesterday, February 4th, 2007, two penguins went missing! No one knows what happened to them, but it is reported they ran away, so be alerting for the missing penguins! Also, on a completely unrelated note, the famous Coney Island 显示 dolphin, Flippy, 迷失 an eye in one if his 'Ring of Fire' shows. But he's still performing!"
A few days later...
"Breaking News! The dolphin, Flippy, has been reported missing! Today, February 7th, 2007, the 搜索 for him continues. It is 说 that this famous 海豚 was stolen because he couldn't have walked away, as dolphins can't walk on land. Also, on a completely unrelated note, a Segway is missing from the storage room on Coney Island."
A 年 later...
"Breaking news!" The blonde reporter was back. "I'm live from The Central Park Zoo, where today, March 4th, 2008, there is a brand new 狐猴 habitat! It consists of three lemurs, named Julien, Maurice, and Mort! Directly from Madagascar, they sure if seem to enjoy the publicity!"
The reporter moved out of the way do 你 could see the new lemurs. They were dancing to some 音乐 from an old, large radio while a large crowd cheered then on. "We will now interview a zookeeper on this!"
The same red-haired zookeeper as before got the microphone thrust into her hand. She sighed. "What is your opinion on the new 狐猴 habitat?" the reporter asked.
"Well, I'm annoyed. They haven't stopped playing the 音乐 all day."
"And there 你 have it, folks! Lemurs are annoying and haven't stopped playing music!"
Several months later...
"Breaking news! I'm once again live from the Central Park Zoo, where today, November 4th, 2008, a new 獭, 水獭 was transferred! Everyone seems to be welcoming her with open arms! We will now interview a zookeeper on her opinion of the new animal!"
The reporter tried to give the red haired zookeeper the microphone again, but it was pushed away.
"No 更多 interviews." the zookeeper 说 in a droning voice.
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6 years later...
"Breaking news!" the blonde haired reporter was gone, and instead there was the famous New York reporter, Chuck Charles. "An island off the coast of Seaville has exploded. No one was injured, but cleaning up the rubble may take a couple of days. Stay tuned to find out what caused the explosion. And now, today's, November 26, 2014, weather!"
