马达加斯加的企鹅 Article: 语录 from "The Most Dangerous Game Night"

posted by 27Kowalski

Ok, here I post the first 语录 I took from "The Most Dangerous Game Night".
Soon I will post the ones from 街, 街道 Smarts.

Maurice: It’s true. It was supposed to be another 企鹅 meeting.
Julien: Probably about something stupid and useless.. like safety.
Mort: I’m bored.
*Julien takes a TNT stick from Rico's mouth and handles it to Mort*
Julien: Go and run around the pool with this.
Mort: I am a wizard! *TNT explodes* Ouchie my magic!

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Skipper: No time for words. Just point where we need to bring violence!
Marlene: Oh, I dunno- *She unintentionally points her arm in a direction*
Skipper: 4 o’clock! Agh! *penguins point a 火箭筒, bazooka at a chameleon*

-§-

Skipper: That’s what Manfredi and Johnson 说 to me, 6 hours before their corpse were found inside a thimble on Ventnor Avenue.

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Kowalski: ...And this is the assault vehicle that backs down. My noble career ends on a snacks run: Is there anything 更多 humiliating?
Mort: 糖果 mustache!
*Mort puts on Kowalski's beak "Candy Mustache".*
Kowalski: I’m going to cry over there.

-§-

Skipper: *watching through his binocular* Scanning...Scanning...Still scanning...
Marlene: It’s ok to be wrong, I mean, c’mon! Say it just one time: Game Night is really awesome and Marlene has close togheter this Zoo.
*Skipper ignores what Marlene said*
Skipper: Scanning...

Hope it's correct on the grammatical side. Don't blame me for it...

Funny, right?

egel_0507, CoolNala and 2 others like this

stlouisfan Awesome. The scene with the lemurs sounds hilarious.

27Kowalski ^Yeah! Really awesome and hilarious.

Gumball17 Um, I don't get the second one?

SkippX101 That is sooo FUNNY! i really can't wait to see it! But...i don't rly understand the last quote? Other than that its SO FUNNY!

27Kowalski ^Oh, I explain *Spoiler Alert*: @Gumball17: All the Zoo animals were called in a meeting. Skipper, thinking there's an emergency, asks Marlene what was the problem and before she could say something Skipper interrupted her. And here starts the dialogue. Hope it's clear now. @SkippX101: Skipper, paranoid as always, keeps checking Marlene's Game Night. But it seems great, so Marlene starts to gloat. And here starts the dialogue. Hope you get it now.

SaturdaySurpris Poor Kowalski...^^

PoMroxx LOL..ouchie my magic...

27Kowalski ^Yeah, really funny. As for me, that was one of the best parts.

lilzoey107 does rico do anything funny? i think it's funny in all but i just wanna know if does anything crazy or somethin..... i'm just sayin

27Kowalski ^Rico's always funny. But he didn't do a lot of crazy and funny things in "The Most Dangerous Game Night".

Pomfan2011 OMG I <3 YOU FOR THIS!!! LOL YOU SHOULD KEEP POSTING QUOTES PLEASE!!!!!! :D

27Kowalski ^Soon I will post some quotes from Street Smarts. So, you just need to wait a little bit.

Pomfan2011 Thank you!!

egel_0507 Thank you for posting this! XD

KaylaFoxeh Thanks for posting this. I found it really amusing. I cant wait to see it

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 8 The Beginning

posted by MadagascarGirl

The 下一个日 was sunny and warm. Katherine and Skipper felt better and they all were sitting in the HQ.
“So, Can 你 tell me now the whole story about my past?” Private asked.
“Private, I don’t know if you’re able to...” Katherine 说 but Private sent them pleading look “Alright” she said. Kowalski and Rico, interested in a topic, approached them “Ok, so what do 你 want to know?”
“Something 更多 about my mother. From the beginning”
“So you’re starting, Katherine” Skipper said.
“Ok, well...” Katherine started “It happened when I was nine and Karen was fifteen,...

Vampire Epidemic Chapter 2

posted by Penguinator

This is chapter 2 of The Vampire Epidemic. Enjoy!
Chapter 2
“The night is still early!” Pat proclaimed. “Let’s go find our newest vampire brethren!” Private 说 as the two vampire penguins left the HQ and 分裂, 拆分 up, looking for their 下一个 victims.
Private stayed in the 企鹅 HQ, searching for his first victim, Kowalski. “Hello Kowalski.” Private 说 in a deep, demented voice. “Hello Private. It sounds like 你 have a cold.” Kowalski said. “No, I don’t Kowalski. Look closer!” Private said. He noticed the feathers on Private’s chest were a dull grey, and Privates...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 4: Captured

posted by legendary7

---Skipper's mission---
He heard Private's blood curtling scream. Terror filled the leader's body. "Private! Where are you!? Private!"
He raced in the direction he heard his scream. Finally he reached the alley. His eyes immediately met Private's feathers on the ground. The bold leader, feeling ashamed and sorrowful, wept. Little did he know that some one was sneaking up behind him.

---Flashback---
After a dangerous mission the penguins decided it was best if baby Private got a new home. Finally they found Private a family who wanted to adopt him. Skipper never wanted to let him go. All of the...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 1): (4) Tears of a True Soldier

posted by peacebaby7

    Skipper and Eve continued walking through New York. It was almost sundown again, and snow was still drifting gently from the dark cloudy sky. They hadn’t gotten far within the last few hours. It was difficult to walk through such harsh weather. To try to keep as warm as possible, Skipper and Eve were walking with their flippers around each other, pulling each other close.

    “Hey Eve…”

    “Yeah Skipper?”

    “I think I found a way we can get out of this cold without stopping.”

    “Yeah?”...

Freedom Book 1: Destiny Awaits (Trailer 1)

posted by werockz

Okay. I know that I'm in the middle of Book 1 but eventually, every 5 chapters that i make, i'll put a trailer. so enjoy!

Previously...many things happen before the destiny will come true. First off, young Private started to have visions of him meeting Henry. The treasures and the answer are coming one 由 one. Next, Private and Phoebe moved in the orphanage. This time, the destiny starts...

Chapter 5: Tragical News

"Why Blowhole?!"Private angrily asked. "Of course young Private, it passed off one 由 one from my ascendant then to me. If only the real chosen one was here, he would have been dead...

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The 獭, 水獭 Woman-Old English

posted by Private1sCut3

Marlene: "Good day, my Lords!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady 说 thee!"

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 1): (2) Breaking the Ice

posted by peacebaby7

She woke slowly, she realized she was somewhere inside, she couldn’t feel the cold winter crisp on her cheeks. It was warmer here. At least she was warm until ice cold water landed in her face. She shook her head and spat out water, then realized she was tied to a chair. When her vision cleared, she saw Skipper standing there, pointing a water gun at her, a bucket full of ice water a few feet away. He spoke with fierce anger to his voice. “Where are my men?”

“Like I’d tell you.” She replied with a straight face, she had a thick British...

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The Black Death Chapter 9: The Dawning of Depression

posted by legendary7

For the 下一个 nine days, Skipper wasn't himself. All day, every day, he mobed in the rocking chair. He would stare out the window. Sometimes he'd watch the sky. Others he would groggily daze out at the woods, 或者 fix his eyes on the tame flow of the lake.
The once great leader would find himself waking up those days after noon. Losing one of his men, was practically losing, not a battle, but a war. Very surge of confidence from his body had seemed to be demolished.
It had come to the point where Rico and Private went to do things without him.They begged Skipper to get and do something, but it...

2

Stupid Crazy Love: (2) Running Away

posted by peacebaby7

June 27, 2004
1352 Hours

Amanda was in her bathroom in her and her husband’s 伦敦 apartment. She was pacing back and forth. She was nervous, not knowing what to expect. She looked at her watch again. The 15 分钟 were up. She picked it up and examined it. She beamed and began crying tears of joy. She couldn’t wait to tell Hans. He was stationed in Denmark at the moment but was scheduled to be back tomorrow afternoon.

1824 Hours

Amanda was in the living area of her 5th floor apartment reading. She heard the light pattering of rain outside,...

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A POM Conversation

posted by peacebaby7

Note: This is just supposed to be a conversation between all the animals. After I've completed, feel free to give suggestions for the continuing of the conversation. Lastly, I hope 你 enjoy it! :D

Skipper: "And the zoo's meeting will now come to order!"

KJ: "Oh smelly waterbird! I will have a 水果冰沙, 思慕雪 with mangoes, grapes, um... 石榴 and--"

Skipper: "Not that kind of order!"

KJ: "Well 下一个 time 你 will be making yourself 更多 clear! I was looking 前锋, 期待 to that smoothie..."

Mort: "I will make the smoothie!"

Skipper: "Can we just get on with the meeting please!"

KJ: "I am royalty! I...

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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

posted by SuperRico

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are 你 a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: 你 can.

Kowalski: Yay! I 爱情 lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then 你 can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh*

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Madagascar Epilogue: Part 8

posted by peacebaby7

The 下一个 Day...

It was now time to get the plane down. Rico hacked up some knives & the penguins were carefully slicing the vines that were holding the plane in the tree. "OK! This bird's about to fall! Everyone stand back & prepare yourselves!" Skipper announced to the crowd of lemurs down below. Julien, on the ground, 说 to Maurice, "What bird? I see no bird..." Suddenly, with a lurch, the plane fell.

It wasn't as bad as was predicted. Once it hit the platform, it bounced once, & landed with a thud. The lemurs then began cheering. The penguins leaped down from out of the trees...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 7

posted by peacebaby7

Note to reader: I decided to start doing my 文章 in 更多 of a story form instead of a script-like form...It's much easier to work in details. Those who have read my 前一个文章 know me to do my 文章 that way. Anyway, please enjoy the 下一个 chapter of Madagascar Epilogue.

Madagascar

Three Months Into Construction...

The past 3 months of construction has been very progressing for the animals. The platform is now nearly completed, & the penguins were now getting ready to bring down the plane after careful analysis of the plane's engine state.

The four mischievous penguins were now...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 5

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Marty, Alex, & The Penguins...

Marty: "We're comin' Alex!"

Alex: "Great but, I can't see Melman from here...Oh no 你 didn't get the pengu--"

Skipper: "Hold on Hippi! We're here to help!"

Alex: "Marty! Why did 你 bring them!?"

Marty: "Melman was busy."

Skipper: "With that attitude maybe we'll just leave 你 in that tree!"

Alex: "Good! I'd be safer!"

Skipper: "Fine! C'mon men!"

Marty: "Oh, uh-uh! 你 four have to go help him!"

Skipper: "Look, Stripes! He obviously does not need 或者 want our help! He can just wait up there until later on. It'll probably be very late at night when Tall Guy...

Crossroads: Part 9

posted by Skiparah

I clenched my eyes shut as the sting nipped my back. I tried to stop a cry of pain from escaping my beak but it broke free, echoing in the large room. I heard the slicing whack again and the sensation of lightning shooting through me made me yowl in agony, sweat poured down my face. I looked over my shoulder at Blowhole, a pleading expression on my face, "Blowhole, this is unnecessary! If 你 want revenge kill me!" Blowhole chuckled. The lashings stopped. The purr of his segway neared me, "Alexander, this IS revenge. What better way to enjoy it, than to watch 你 suffer?" He lifted the whip...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 2

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien 说 that 你 can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do 你 think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...

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Crossroads: Part 4

posted by Skiparah

The camp was really a nice place, if didn't mind the gun-powder scent, which I eventully got used to. Leeland showed me around, going from tent to tent. In less than five 分钟 the whole camp knew me. I realized how dangerous that was. If my mother was to come here looking for me, anyone could give me away and the 演出, gig would be up. This wasn't hatchling's play. This was real. We came to the last tent, Leeland's tent. "Oh, Alexander," Leeland began suddenly, looking at me over his shoulder, "There's someone I want 你 to meet." He dissapeared into the tent. I could hear voices and the sound...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 22

posted by peacebaby7

The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded 由 humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will 你 be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 21

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do 你 feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do 你 remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do 你 mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 19

posted by peacebaby7

Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, 你 have me 你 one-eyed freak. So what do 你 want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift 你 want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...