马达加斯加的企鹅 Article: 语录 from "The Most Dangerous Game Night"

posted by 27Kowalski

Ok, here I post the first 语录 I took from "The Most Dangerous Game Night".
Soon I will post the ones from 街, 街道 Smarts.

Maurice: It’s true. It was supposed to be another 企鹅 meeting.
Julien: Probably about something stupid and useless.. like safety.
Mort: I’m bored.
*Julien takes a TNT stick from Rico's mouth and handles it to Mort*
Julien: Go and run around the pool with this.
Mort: I am a wizard! *TNT explodes* Ouchie my magic!

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Skipper: No time for words. Just point where we need to bring violence!
Marlene: Oh, I dunno- *She unintentionally points her arm in a direction*
Skipper: 4 o’clock! Agh! *penguins point a 火箭筒, bazooka at a chameleon*

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Skipper: That’s what Manfredi and Johnson 说 to me, 6 hours before their corpse were found inside a thimble on Ventnor Avenue.

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Kowalski: ...And this is the assault vehicle that backs down. My noble career ends on a snacks run: Is there anything 更多 humiliating?
Mort: 糖果 mustache!
*Mort puts on Kowalski's beak "Candy Mustache".*
Kowalski: I’m going to cry over there.

-§-

Skipper: *watching through his binocular* Scanning...Scanning...Still scanning...
Marlene: It’s ok to be wrong, I mean, c’mon! Say it just one time: Game Night is really awesome and Marlene has close togheter this Zoo.
*Skipper ignores what Marlene said*
Skipper: Scanning...

Hope it's correct on the grammatical side. Don't blame me for it...

Funny, right?

egel_0507, CoolNala and 2 others like this

stlouisfan Awesome. The scene with the lemurs sounds hilarious.

27Kowalski ^Yeah! Really awesome and hilarious.

Gumball17 Um, I don't get the second one?

SkippX101 That is sooo FUNNY! i really can't wait to see it! But...i don't rly understand the last quote? Other than that its SO FUNNY!

27Kowalski ^Oh, I explain *Spoiler Alert*: @Gumball17: All the Zoo animals were called in a meeting. Skipper, thinking there's an emergency, asks Marlene what was the problem and before she could say something Skipper interrupted her. And here starts the dialogue. Hope it's clear now. @SkippX101: Skipper, paranoid as always, keeps checking Marlene's Game Night. But it seems great, so Marlene starts to gloat. And here starts the dialogue. Hope you get it now.

SaturdaySurpris Poor Kowalski...^^

PoMroxx LOL..ouchie my magic...

27Kowalski ^Yeah, really funny. As for me, that was one of the best parts.

lilzoey107 does rico do anything funny? i think it's funny in all but i just wanna know if does anything crazy or somethin..... i'm just sayin

27Kowalski ^Rico's always funny. But he didn't do a lot of crazy and funny things in "The Most Dangerous Game Night".

Pomfan2011 OMG I <3 YOU FOR THIS!!! LOL YOU SHOULD KEEP POSTING QUOTES PLEASE!!!!!! :D

27Kowalski ^Soon I will post some quotes from Street Smarts. So, you just need to wait a little bit.

Pomfan2011 Thank you!!

egel_0507 Thank you for posting this! XD

KaylaFoxeh Thanks for posting this. I found it really amusing. I cant wait to see it

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 1/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

It was a beautiful morning in New York. Private and Rico were helping Kowalski with his new invention, in their HQ. Meanwhile, Skipper was in the Lemurs' Habitat, playing cards with Julien. After spending hours to get his new invention, ‘The 3-Dimensional Computer’ done, Kowalski decides to take a break…

Kowalski: "Voila! My new invention, 'The 3-Dimensional Computer'!"
Private: "Well, the wires stuck-out. I can’t fix it!"
Kowalski: "It’s not finished yet, but we’ll need 更多 two hours to complete it. With my ‘3-Dimensional Computer’, we can do anything, like Accessing the Internet,...

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Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private... And Craig and Geoff. *Warning Strong Language!*

posted by RustyandJuneP

Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: 嘿 Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny 显示 it's The Late Late 显示 with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do 你 Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: 嘿 Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can 你 Do Something For me?
*The 下一个 Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having 你 Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently 你 Are.
*The End!*

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part I)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no 更多糖果 in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.

It was a bright, sunny, and bright 日 in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal 日 for me and the other 动物 in the zoo.

Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few 更多 hours later, King Julien,...

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Dr Blowhole and his crew counteratack! (skilene content)

posted by andresandru

he appears here!

prepare for the 文章 I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my 文章 the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she 或者 me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the 标题 says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...

Gender Switch (Chapter 3: Introductions)

posted by AgentJazzy00

So Colonel,Kassie,Richie,Secret and James were heading back to the zoo.Kassie/Kowalski arranged for a 箱, 板条箱 to be delivered to the penguins habitat.
------In The Crate-In Afternoon----
"You're stepping on my foot!" "Your Flipper is in my ribcage!" "Eg bleh ug bu!" "Get your head out of my stomach and that's an order!" "Can't...Breath... Lungs...blocked." It was a small crate.Big enough for two penguins,but waaaay too small for five penguins.

"Hey...I...think... we're...almost..there.",said James/Jazzy."He" was right.When the zookeeper put the 箱, 板条箱 down and left,the guys came bursting out,gasping...

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We did it for the glory! (PG for song lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(this is the penguins 唱歌 a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A 钢琴 starts off then is over shadowed 由 loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world 你 see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but 你 bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...

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Stop the Hating

posted by Penguinangel

Okay, this has been going on for a while now, and with PoM recently losing at the KCA's to Spongebob, it seems like a fresh new wave of hate's spreading over the site. I have to know, why does everyone hate Spongebob so much? It really bugs me, because I know how it feels to have people flaming our spot, and I can guess how it would feel to have people talking about PoM so regularly as a horrible 显示 that they hate. In fact, I think some of us see now exactly how it feels.

Yes, he won the KCA. Yes, if it weren't for Spongebob and his millions of 粉丝 we would most likely have that blimp. But...

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The Hidden (Chapter VI - Hypnotized)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. 你 might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of 随意 things he got from his habitat. He 说 it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting 秒 place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, 或者 third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

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Chemicals React - A 随意 Poem

posted by Lt_Kowalski

My FIRST ever poem on this site. Please enjoy.. =)

In my lab.... All is quiet..
Not a single sound but the matters of my own thoughts running through my very cerebrum...
My 心 pounds with every deep breathe I create...

My very feathers feel a slight chill...Coolness...
The light from the vials laid upon my 表 seem to gleam with a ghostly glow and my eyes, filled with that of Ice Blue irises seem to shimmer with heat..

Chemicals react....react inside my very soul..
The very soul which I was born with...

Chemicals react and all emotions are rolled into one...

Chemicals react when I fulfill the...

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Ester: Part 1

posted by Bluepenguin

Written by: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Alice: Ugh, this 箱, 板条箱 smells like fish! Disgusting!
Alice hauls a transfer from the Bronx Zoo, mumbling about penguins on the way to the habitat. Rico, Skipper, and Private stand outside in formation.
Private: Ooh! I wonder who's inside the crate!
Skipper: Of course it's a penguin, Private! Why would Alice be putting the transfer in our habitat?
Private: Oh. Maybe a new recruit?
Rico: FRESH MEAT! >:D
Dropping the box lazily besides Private, Alice leaves the transfer. Kowalski pops out from HQ, curious from all the ruckus he heard.
Kowalski:...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

    Kowalski dropped in, and the penguins at this time were practicing instinct.
Skipper turned around, "Kowalski?!"
    Rico only grunted a "huh?" and turned his attention toward the newcomer.
    Private, who was blindfolded and holding a 6 foot long bamboo whacking stick, turned his attention to the sound of Skipper's voice.
    "Kowalski?! Where is he Skipper?!" Private made a full 360 degree turn, accidently whacking Rico behind the head...

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你 Belong With Me: Skilene Version

posted by EppofangirlXD

You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that 你 said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of 音乐 she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish 吉他 songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the 日 when 你 wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If 你 could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...

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Marlene's Choice Part 1

posted by CoolNala

Part 1 - The 迷失 Otter
Setting: A 城堡 near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King 獭, 水獭 continues to 搜索 for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years 以前 one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

Skipper's sick Nurses chapter 1

posted by Sandrei

The leader 企鹅 doesn’t feel well. He has no other choice but to take a couple of days off. Fortunately, Marlene, Kowalski, Rico and Private are always there for him. Even the lemurs lean a hand:)

CHAPTER ONE: I feel sick

By the time he woke up he’d already realized there was something wrong. He didn’t feel like his usual self. His muscles were a bit sore, his head was aching and there was an unpleasant feeling deep down in his guts. As if he hadn’t been eating for months.
He glanced at the 墙 clock and gazed at horror. He couldn’t have overslept! The sight of Private waddling...

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Marski-Secrets Part 1

posted by butterfly_song

love is forbidden bitterness...

Meh. I feel like 写作 one. Don't hurt me!(This is an odd human 日本动漫 version which please don't judge me. I was bored...Also. I tweaked a few things. You'll notice (^^) enjoy I guess (´ﾍ｀；)PS: I don't know what really anyone does in America. Since I live in 日本 (´д｀))
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"KOWALSKI!" Skipper busted into Kowalski's room. where Kowalski slept. Skipper ran over and slapped him upside the head. but it was a just a projector.
"Crap! Where is he?"
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"I had an er," Kowalski walked along side of Marlene "an extatic time with you... It was..."...

cadet 狐狸 chapter 1

posted by theWOLFPACK15

cadet

i do not own the PoM character's they belong to Dreamworks.
i do own the 狐狸 character.

Chapter 1: The discovory

It was a normal, winter, Saturday morning in the central park zoo. today the zoo was closed which meant an early wake up call in the penguins habitat for some drills. all four penguins stood on the little island that floated in the middle of the habitat. Skipper, the leader of the group, was addressing orders on what the drills will be.

"All right men," Skipper called, as he faced his three commrades that were standing in front of him. " today we are going to do some combat drills-"...

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A 企鹅爱情 Story part 3

posted by Shadowpenguin

Pluma was laying in her bed, thinking. Skipper didn't 显示 her one of the habitats. Why? She hopped out of 床, 床上 and shook Skipper. "Skipper! Wake up!" Pluma hissed. Skipper shook his head and got up. "Wha-is there an enemy attacking?"

Pluma shook her head. "Can 你显示 me that one place 你 didn't 显示 me?" She asked. Skipper's eyes bulged. "THAT one?" He shook his head."Negative," Pluma frowned. "And why not?" Skipper looked unconformable. At last, he threw his flippers up in defeat. "Alright! I'll do it...."
Pluma smiled.

King Julien cracked his finger knuckles. Then his neck and legs. "Maurice,...

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A 企鹅爱情 Story part 2

posted by Shadowpenguin

"This is the 獭, 水獭 habitat, 首页 to Marlene the otter," Skipper gestured to Marlene's place. "Nice slide," Pluma commented. Skipper rubbed is chin thoughtfully. "Yeah, 你 could say that about-"
"Hey, Skipper! What's up?" Marlene hopped down from the enclosure wall. She was about to 移动 toward Skipper when she saw Pluma holding hands with him.

Marlene stared for a few moments. "Skipper? WHO. IS. THIS?" She asked through clenched teeth, holding down her anger. "This," Skipper gestured to Pluma, not seeming to notice Marlene's hostile glare. "is Pluma," Pluma waved and smiled. Marlene scowled...

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Why Penguins of Madagascar is the greases 显示 ever!

posted by Metallica1147

Why Penguins of Madagascar is the greases 显示 ever!

Hello POM fans, now some of 你 people know me, and some of 你 don’t so let me induce myself. I’m Metallica1147, a big POM fan, and a huge 金属乐队粉丝 J now I know that the Spongebob 粉丝 where supposed to write this since we won the 粉丝 fiction contest, but I don’t think they will so I deiced to make my own 文章 of why this 显示 is so great. After 你 read this, if 你 feel there was something I didn’t say in this article, and 你 think its important feel free to put in a 评论 what it was.

Why...

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Taken (chapter 1)

posted by KowalskiGirl345

k:kowalski r:rico s:skipper m:marlene

K: Yo, Rico, our 显示 is about to come on!
R: Oky Doky!
( 10 minuites later)
K: Come on, what is taking so dang long?
R: Shut up, I comin!
K: Ok, but 你 beter hery up, 或者 I will eat all the popcorn!
R: POPCORN!( he ran to Kowalski)
K: About time!
R: Shush!
( 2 minuties later)
K: Wait a sec, weres Skipper and Private?
R: Shh!
K: Well escuse me, I will find out my self!
R: Shhhh!
K: Rico, sometimes 你 can be very rude when it comes to your shows!
R: Nuh uh!
K: yes 你 do, 你 always....
S: Whats going on in here?
K: Nothing, Skipper.
S: Oh, ok... ooo popcorn!
K: Well, weres...