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So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: 嘿 AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do 你 know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...

In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful 日 to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* 你 说 it sister!
RD: 嘿 Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would 你 pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the 动物 with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain 浓情巧克力 milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........

"Okay, everypony", 说 Bluehooves. All we have to do is take the way out like we did last time."

"Follow me, everypony!" As soon as Constance 说 that, tje maze grew hedges that seperated everypony from each other.

Terra screamed.

"Calm down, Terra", Vanilla Twilight said. "Everything's okay."

Terra screamed, "No it's not! I'm seperated from everypony and I'm scared!"

"Stop being such a scaredy pony", 说 Constance.

"Arguing won't get us out of here", 说 Bluehooves. "Let's all just try and find the exit!"

"I agree", 说 Nashgear.

Everypony began looking for a way out.

-With Bluehooves-
Bluehooves...

The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please 报道 to the 彩虹 sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow 心 blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the 云, 云计算 floor as she stumbled towards the 彩虹 sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. 彩虹 心 flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at 彩虹 Heart,...

Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter...