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LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why 你 should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all 你 did was 显示 up, sit down, and say "that's why 你 should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give 你 twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told 你 my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Arthur Grossman
Arthur Grossman
At Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters, an officer named Arthur Grossman was 展示 everypony a new watch he bought.

Arthur: I got a coupon that allowed me to get 30% off. This watch is made out of 24 karat gold.
CHP Ponies: Whoa. Cool.
Jon: Where did 你 get a watch like that?
Arthur: At this store across the 街, 街道 from the train station. I 爱情 this thing.
Frank: 你 better be careful out there on your motorcycle. We wouldn't want to see 你 hitting the pavement, and ruining that lovely watch.
Arthur: I'll be fine.
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay everypony, sit down, and be quiet.

When...
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Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one 更多 time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' 更多 to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be 更多 to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And 彩虹 Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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 彩虹 Dash's car
Rainbow Dash's car
Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with 彩虹 Dash, and we were going to 移动 into a very nice house 由 a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the 树干 of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What 你 really want...
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(Not much, but just a small something to keep 你 guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)


Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were 你 successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten 说 from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and 下载 it with a real 《绿箭侠》 and 说 "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten 说 and pointed the crossbow...
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask 你 something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do 你 know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored 由 Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was 给 powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...
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Episode 6: Wolverine

Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*

Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!

Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?

Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.

Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!

Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.

Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!

Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which...
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Episode 3: The Incredible Hulk

Me: *Walking down the street, holding a copy of The Incredible Hulk #1*, and then notices 天使 Bunny running from Fluttershy, and I catch him*

Fluttershy: *Reaches me* Thank you...

Me: *Hands 天使 Bunny back to her* Welcome.

Fluttershy: *Sees the comic I'm holding* Who's that?

Me: *Shows her the comic* It's the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Who is the Hulk?

Me: The Hulk is the 秒 form of Bruce Banner, when he saved a kid named Rick Jones, who had wandered onto the test field of a Gamma 射线, 雷 bomb, turning Bruce Banner into the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Wow! Poor guy...but why is he called...
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Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits 下一个 to me* What are 你 reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do 你 say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped 由 Communists, and almost died 由 a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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Episode 1: Captain America

Me: *Reading Captain America Comics #1* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Twilight Sparkle: *Approaches me* Hello!

Me: *Sees her and smiles* Hello Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at the comic I am reading* Captain America? Who is that?

Me: 你 don't know who Captain America is?

Twilight Sparkle: Nope.

Me: Well...Captain America is a super-solider created during World War II to fight the Nazis.

Twilight Sparkle: He sounds interesting. Can 你 tell me 更多 about him?

Me: Of course! His real name is Steve Rogers. He was born on July 4th, 1918 in New York City. He was born...
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Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.

It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.

Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).

But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw 电影院 (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).

She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her 更多 like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.

Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.

Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.

And stay tuned for 更多 of my latest story..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: 嘿 everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are 你 doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would 你 tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
Previously, 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 fought another prisoner who was attempting to attack Louis. When the fight ended, 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 spent twelve hours laying on a floor near the engine room. All four of his hooves were cuffed, and chained together, and he was on his stomach. At least he was still able to have his bread, and water.

By the time the guards set him free, the 船, 小船 got close to Devil's Island, the new prison camp that Papillon, and the other prisoners would go to.

Frank: There it is.
Johnny: Devil's Island.
Papillon: Is there anyway to escape?
Louis: Not that I know of.
Frank: There is a way to escape,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We return to the block with Master Sword, and Saten Twist walking down the street.

Master Sword: 你 told me never to go to your Celebrity Jeopardy games again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: As long as 你 don't play as the person that created you, 你 can stay there.
Master Sword: What's wrong with Windwakerguy430? He's awesome.
Saten Twist: Okay, his real name is Nick Craig, so shut up.
Master Sword: Do 你 want me to stop talking?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Stops walking* Wait a minute.
Master Sword: *Stops*
Saten Twist: This is where Tom, and Annie got attacked 由 that Warner Brothers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV 显示 they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her 台, 办公桌 in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that 你 enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...
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posted by purrloinedlove
Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream 船, 小船 (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping 由 soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing 烤面包机 威化饼, 华夫饼 and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...
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 Max (At the time I created him, I had no clue he was an alicorn. Don't hate me.)
Max (At the time I created him, I had no clue he was an alicorn. Don't hate me.)
In the 前一个 part of this episode of The History Of Equestria, we saw the Union Pacific take the 沙拉 Bowl Express from San Franciscolt. Now, it has arrived in Chicagoat, and CSX will take over from here.

Max: I'm gonna drive the train the rest of the way. How was 你 trip so far?
Camera Pony: Excellent.
Max: Well good. Let's get into the locomotives.

Once they get into the engines, the train leaves Chicagoat. Then, it takes eight hours to get into Manehattan, as the train follows the Hudson River Line.

Applejack: *Inside her barn* Whoa whoa whoa, that's the same place that we were talking...
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