Derpy!
One 日 Derpy was at the 松饼 factory. She got in there because Pinkie Pie was being stupid and opened the door for her-- the secret door. Derpy gasped when she saw a big green bucket of fresh baked muffins, and decided to take them 首页 for later. "Oui, dos are de best muffins in de factoree." 说 Pinkie as Derpy left. "I'll call 你 when I eat all the--oof!" She fell down." I am not sure whet 你 were going to say but oui, I will accept a call!" Pinkie called. "My...Muffins..." Derpy groaned, being to lazy to to get up and reaching for the bucket. "You got the job!" Came a voice from the factory. "All right!" 说 彩虹 Dash's voice, and the flapping of wings were heard.
Oh Celestia...