Guess what I'm starting this part with? A song!!

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Nearly everypony in 万圣节前夕 Town saw the light in Jack's house, but they couldn't find Jack, and started singing

Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack
Don't know if we're ever going to get him back
He's all alone in there locked away inside

Never 说 a word
Hope he hasn't died
Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack

Inside Jack's house, he was also singing

Christmas time is buzzing in my skull
Will it let me be, I cannot tell
There are so many things I cannot grasp
When I think I got it, and then at last through my bony hooves...

Once Sergi got to Canterlot, he was thinking on whether to sell his car 或者 not.

At the hotel

Apyr: If we sell that car, then how will we compete in the other three races?
Sergi: We get a new one.
Apyr: I'm afraid we can't *grabs rule book* It says that when a racer enters a tournament with a car, he must stick with that car unless it gets wrecked in a race.
Sergi: The only way our car gets wrecked is if Braeburn does something to it.
Apyr: That won't be good. Why do 你 want to sell that car?
Sergi: The cops keep chasing us. 由 now, they're probably on their way to find the car, and tow it away....

I started to growl at my sister, i guess i wasn't in the right mood because of what she 说 to me. I then buried my face in the sand trying to forget about it. general Chrysalis looked at what i was doing and 说 ,"Scootaloo....over here now" i walked up to my best friend and she asked ,"Do 你 think that was mature?" I frowned and 说 ,"No general" the she told me ,"Go back to our camp site and when 你 can act your age 你 will apologize to 彩虹 Dash for 表演 childishly in front her" I then cried and ran to my tent. I stayed in there crying and pulled a blanket over my head, The darkness...

The last we saw our heroes, they met three new characters: Tropical Breeze, Toopie the octopus, and Red Rose (fiancee of King Sombra). They had just formulated a plan to overthrow King Cobra, and had packed the necessary belongings for the road before them. Since it was evening, they planned on going in the morning. As they slept, one was still awake, far across Equestria.

King Cobra: (Hissing to himself) I can't wait to get a 移动 on and conquer this blasted land already. Hopefully I'll also find that sniveling coward King Sombra, so I can rip his horn right out of his skull!

Anvil, the main...

The last solstice

Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.


Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO 你 HEAR IT?!

Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…

OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… 或者 NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!

No! Don’t even say that name!

WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… 或者 THE OTHER?

I had to… I… I had no choice…

MUHAHAHAHA! AND 你 HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! 你 DISGUST ME!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!

Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there...

彩虹 Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called 你 all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, 或者 others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my 老友记 being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because 枪 kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...

Chapter 2: Where are we?

Spike awoke first to find him and his 老友记 in a forest, the others were still sleeping. Spike nudged Twilight. “wake up Twi, I think 你 did the wrong spell.”

Twilight shrugged him away and opened her eyes, she was shocked at her surroundings. “wake up the others......” Twilight told him.

Spike woke up the other five, they looked just as shocked as Twilight had.

“congratulations Twilight, your spell teleported us into the middle of the everfree forest!” 彩虹 dash said.

“this ain't no Everfree Rainbow, it's brighter than it and smells 更多 lively.” Applejack...

Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like 你 told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't...

The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please 报道 to the 彩虹 sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow 心 blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the 云, 云计算 floor as she stumbled towards the 彩虹 sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. 彩虹 心 flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at 彩虹 Heart,...

3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable 电视 wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes 更多 insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...

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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take 你 this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give 你 opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do 你 hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the 王座, 宝座 room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - 王座, 宝座 room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting 你 all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. 你 think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....

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Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when 你 push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are 你 telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When 你 hit the ball, 你 make it go at a far distance. When 你 push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we 偷了 from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take 你 to Canterlot.
Rainbow Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
Rainbow Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell 你 now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
Rainbow Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. 你 must get defenses set up. A shield generator...

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He 说 it was the worst 粉丝 fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking 显示 it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the list. The things that...

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Luna winced as the door clicked behind her, she gave a weak smile as Celestia looked at her with disappointment. She pouted and sat down, when she was comfortable she spoke, "Have 你 been waiting long dear sister?"

Luna started to sweat, it was the third time she's been late to 晚餐 this week and the 15th time this month! Celestia was going to banish her to the moon! 或者 worse, make her miss desser-

"Nah not thaaaaat long really...!" Celestia slurred trying her best to seem normal, "Sis? 你 alright?" Luna asked staring at her sister with a creased eyebrow and a concerned look on her...

"Oh! opalescence! i am so excited!" rarity gushed squeezing her fluffy white kitty Opel so hard. Opel yowled and hissed but rarity simply ignored the thing, and kept on talking looking Opel square in the eye. "Oh! its going to be so much fun! a slumber party, with all our bffs!" she squeezed Opel so hard that she jumped out of her clutch and hide under the bed. rarity didn't mind. she was too busy picking out perfect pj's to wear at the slumber party. "Pretty sure twilight 说 we should all be there at around 6." rarity's head wised around at the clock on her night table. "oh my heavens! that...

This was inspired 由 the new episode "Rainbow Falls" in which there a heartbreaking moment where Soarin' says 彩虹 is lucky to have friends, because no one visited him, not even Spitfire.

It's a nice cloudy 日 in Ponyville, and Blazin' is just about to wake up when....

Rainbow: *swings bedroom door open* Yo, I heard 你 are the only 小马 who hasn't heard of 或者 met Soarin'!

Blazin': GYAHH!! *bounces up and hits the floor* Yeah, what about it?

Rainbow: Your'e kidding, right? He's one of the captains of the awesome Wonderbolts! 你 have GOT to meet him! I'll wait outside for you.

Blazin': Ready....