Trixie Lulamoon arrived at a hotel late one night.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie requires a room right this instant!"
The bellhop replied, "I am very sorry madam, but our rooms are all occupied. There is only one empty room, but we do not rent it because it is haunted."
"I'll take it," 说 Trixie. "The Great and Powerful Trixie does not believe in ghosts!"
Trixie went up to the room. She unpacked her things and went to sleep. As soon as she did, a ghost came out of the closet. It hooves were covered in blood, and it was moaning,
"Bloody Hooves! Bloody Hooves!"
When Trixie saw the ghost, she grabbed...

I just found that I can relate to all the ponies! mostly Pinkie Pie, is 你 wanna see my 文章 for her fanclub:

link

Anyway, first, I'll start with Twilight Sparkle.
I can be sort of paranoid about things and nerdy. I also try to plan things out on occasions, instead of winging it. I read a lot and am very smart and stuff.

Fluttershy: I 爱情 动物 and don't like things to be hurt. I can be sort of shy...but rarely.

Applejack: I (hardly ever) am a hard worker and I sometimes aim for the big things to clear away (Episode 8 - Look Before 你 Sleep). Plus, I 爱情 APPLES! Also, I have a little sis....

Hello. :3

I wanted to wish 你 all a Merry Christmas. Everybody on this club has been so nice to me, I wanted to thank you. I may not know 你 all in person, but I know each and every single one of 你 has a 心 of gold. :)

Laugh: Where can I start? Your 用户名 says it all. 你 make me laugh, and 你 help me through rough times. 你 are always so kind to me, and to everyone else. 你 are one of my best 老友记 on here. 你 are like...my Cyber Sister. XD

Nocturnal Mirage: I need to warn all of you, he showers 你 with his kindness. XD 你 have also helped me through my rough times. I thank...

twilight brought new book's from the mall and went home
twilight:spike i am so excited to start 阅读 my new book's!
spike:i know 你 说 that on our way home.
twilight:now i am going to read them and 你 can watch t.v and eat 冰激凌 if 你 want to but.
spike:but?
twilight:but not a lot okay.
spike:right!
then spike watched t.v and got bored and slept and was dreaming.
spike:where am i? rarity!was that you?rarity wait for me! how did the place? pinkie thanks celestia your here i saw rarity ran away and i can't find her what is going on!?
pinkie:fun!fun!fun!fun!fun!
spike:where are 你 taking me!?pinkie...

Twilight woke up slowly. She didn't sleep too well. "Ugh,....feels like I've been sleeping on the floor...." she 说 with a quiet voice. Which she was. She stood up to see that she had fallen out of 床, 床上 in the middle of the night, and it was morning now. "That's strange...." Twilight spoke to herself. "That hasn't happened since I was a filly...." Twilight trotted down stairs and proceeded to let Applebloom continue sleeping. When Applebloom woke up a few 分钟 later, she noticed Twilight was already out of bed. So Applebloom came downstairs looking for Twilight. "Twilight? 你 in here?"...

下一个 morning, 6:55 AM, under highway 24.

Gordon: *Waiting with Dexter* When that racer arrives, I'm gonna block him off, and make him drive into the dirt.
Dexter: Sounds like a smart idea.
Gordon: *Gets binoculars, and sees a pick up truck pulling a trailer. On the trailer is the Volkswagen Beetle rally car* German racing cars at it's finest.
Dexter: What are 你 waitin' for? Block him off.
Gordon: *Drives his car to block the road*
Tanner: *Drives into the dirt*
Gordon: *Stops his car 下一个 to Tanner's truck*
Tanner: What are 你 doing?!
Gordon: Give us the keys to your rally car!!
Tanner: No....

I went to Sweet 苹果 Acres to meet up with 彩虹 Dash. Our team was set up. It was me, 彩虹 Dash, Applejack, Big Macintosh, Sonic my cousin, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, and Espio. "Alright good job." Dash said. Knuckles was wondering why he was here so we briefed him on his mission. "Catie is trying to attack this place. She has started 由 sabotaging with their minds, and they're now communists. There are also russian soldiers involved with this war on Catie's side. So they have airplanes, and tanks." I I 说 to Knuckles. Now he was confused, "You want me to kill someone that's using powers...

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Captain Parmenter had all of his troops lined up for a meeting.

Captain Parmenter: Now, as all of 你 might know, there will be a colonel coming here to...

While Dexter, and Octavia were looking for the flim flam brothers, there was a movie being filmed.

Director: Alright, places everyone!
Workers: *get in position*
Director: Roll camera!
Cameraman: Rolling.
Director: And action
Worker: Grand Theft Ponies, scene 4 take 1.
Actor: *holding gun* Give me all them fruits!
Actor 2: Hell no, get outta here. Who do 你 think 你 are?!
Actor: I'm a ganster! I can do whatever the fuck I want
Dexter: This is just pathetic *kills actors*
Director: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! 你 weren't supposed to do that until scene five!
Dexter: And you're supposed to tell me where...

OK, so hear me out on this one. People have been wondering what kind of warriors we have now 或者 then the ponies would be. This 文章 here is my take and why it would be so. Of course, I will be prone to error with my reasons to my opinions, but they should be able to make sense in a way.

Without further ado, here we go!

Twilight Sparkle: Samurai

Why?: Twilight Sparkle is one of the most knowledgeable ponies around in Ponyville, as well as a loyal subject under Princess Celestia, who used to have Twilight as her student. The Samurai were knowledgeable as well, serving the daimyo with honor and...

Celestia : Long time 以前 Stalion - Alicorn from Shadow Empire get mad... his name was... Dan... but its isnd story-.;dva0-s=-gk

Dan : yea yea yea SHUT UP!!!!!!!!... lets DO THIS...


DAN & SHADOW
PRESENT

斯莱什 adventure ACT I

Slash : My name is 斯莱什 Im alicorn!My mom is Luna shes great mommy... Im goint to my new school THAT AWESOME...
Canterlot
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Slash : MOM IM GOING SCHOOL!!!!!
Luna l ITS HOLIDAYS 斯莱什 GO SLEEP
Slash : NEVERMIND *go sleep* only 5 days.... *sleep*
5 days later....

Canterlot school....
lvfe-asfldv
wait

Dan house

Dan : uhhh Shadow is 斯莱什 isnt 18?
Shadow : uhhh change name...

"Alright.. The rest of 你 still need to get in there" Prime Twilight said.

"Fine.. But stay outta mah shed" Shydale said, entering the portal.

Followed 由 Mov Twilight and the others, "Later f***-o's!" Swag Dash cried holding hooves in a 'rock out' motion, before leaping into the portal as it disappeared after they were all inside it.

"Well.. We can finally get some peace" Prime Twilight 说 in relief.

Prime Pinkie nodded in agreement.

Awkward silence.

"Wanna grab a bite to eat 或者 something?" Prime Pinkie asked awkwardly.

"You mean just the two of us?" Prime Twilight asked.

Prime Pinkie nodded with...

"Here we are, dearest." Discord says softly as he carries Pinkie Pie towards the door to their hotel room. Mr. and Mrs. Cake had chipped in almost all of their bits to pay for our honeymoon after the wedding.

"No, no. I couldn't, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. You're too kind. My mom and dad already offered to pay for the wedding and now 你 want to pay for Dizzy's and my honeymoon?"

Mrs. Cake shook her head, her swirly ice cream-styled 粉, 粉色 mane moving with it. She looked at Mr. Cake who had a shocked expression on his face. It seemed he really wanted to give me this opportunity.

"Pinkie Pie," My boss, Mr....

Shining Armor: Surprise! Twily, did 你 like the scavenger hunt?

Twilight: It was perfect! Just like old times, except even better because this time I got to share it with my best friends! There's just one thing missing, isn't there?

Shining Armor: What's that?

Twilight: Mmmm, the book prize at the end!

Shining Armor: [laughs] There's still a prize, but it's a little different this time.

Twilight: Oh. I don't understand.

Pinkie: [giggles quietly]

Cadance: All the places we sent 你 today had something in common.

Twilight: Hmmm... First we went to the schoolhouse...

Pinkie: [trembling]

Twilight: And then...

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the 列表 goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan. In it was...

When 万圣节前夕 rolled around, it seemed like the perfect time in the game to take on the dress code. This usually would've gone easy, but Leo got this crazy idea to put in a lot of challenges, and chances for me to earn extra big points.

At my house

Mom: No costume Rafe?
Rafe: It's middle school. Nopony is going to wear a costume.
Georgia: I'm dressed as a fairy!
Rafe: Great, nopony cares. *leaves*

Even though it seemed like I had no costume, everything I needed was in my backpack.

I went to the bathroom, and changed as soon as I got the chance. I had black shoes, black pants, a black turtleneck,...

Twilight: hurry, ponies! we can't him escaped.
Pinkie Pie: don't worry Twi! i got this! -hops on pig and flies-
Apple Jack: WHAT THE FU-
Random Derpy: -flies by- hi Pinkie!
Pinkie: -hops off of pig and jumps really high in slow motion- PINKIE.......PAWNCH!!! -falcon punches teletubby jet-
-jet falls down-
Telebubby: SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!
-a huge explosion when the jet crashes into the ground-
Apple Jack: YEEHAW!
Twilight: we did it!
Fluttershy: yaay.
Rarity: marvelous!
Rainbow Dash: that was awesome, Pinkie!
In Celestia's castle...
Celestia: another job well done thanks to the Mane 6.
Twilight:...

First, let's start with Merry Noel.

Merry Noel is the best at making 你 feel very, well, merry all 年 long! On 圣诞节 Eve, she wishes everypony a good night. Throughout the night, she helps Santa deliver presents to all the good little fillies and colts. Then on 圣诞节 Day, she strolls throughout Equestria 唱歌 圣诞节 carols.

Next is Holly:
冬青, 冬青树 is what 你 might call a 小马 on the "nice" list. Even when it's not Christmas, she is always lending a helping hoof and handing out presents. Being the sister of Merry Noel, she has met Santa Claus and even helped him deliver presents...