小马宝莉 Article: Warbonnet Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Greg & Saten Twist started drinking at the bar. They were still thinking about Jake.

Saten: What do 你 think Tareq will say when he finds out about his death?
Greg: He'll be just like me. He'd want to see his death.
Saten: *Drinks his beer* 你 really didn't like him, did you?
Greg: Nope.
Tareq: *Walks into the bar*
Saten: *Chuckles* Good timing. We were just talking about you.
Tareq: I've been transferred to take over for Jake until a new 小马 gets hired.
Greg: 你 heard about his death.
Tareq: Yeah. How did it happen?
Saten: *Sighs* Do 你 really want to know?
Tareq: Yes.
Saten: Fine. He tripped, landed hard on the side of my train, and broke his neck.
Tareq: Damn. With the attitude he kept giving everyone about his intelligence, you'd think he would be 更多 careful.
Greg: Well, at least we'll be driving freight trains together.
Tareq: For now. I've been told I'll be driving passenger trains.
Saten: With me?
Tareq: No. I'm driving a different train called The Scout. It does follow the same route.
Saten: Ah.

Later that night at Greg's house.

Greg: *With Saten, and Tareq* 你 know why he wasn't allowed to drive trains anymore?
Tareq: Why?
Saten: He started a fight with Hayden.
Tareq: Oh no.
Saten: He kept repeating to the boss, I didn't do anything, I shouldn't be here.
Greg: But he got demoted to a porter, and quit in a fit of rage.
Saten: Jared was also with us. How much longer is he staying here until moving back up to Portland?
Greg: The 日 after tomorrow I believe. He's taking The Cascade at 11 AM.
Saten: Too bad our railroad doesn't go that far north.
Greg: Why are 你 asking about Jared?
Saten: Perhaps he can help us. Not now, but later in the future.

2 B Continued

On The Block Episode 25 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Previously

Corporal Agarn: 嘿 Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they 说 they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 97 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Trixie's funhouse remake, Part 6

posted by Canada24

I know what 你 may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large 刀 was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when 你 think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The 标题 of this 文章 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 电影院 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 95 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and 你 don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Sweet 苹果 Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten 更多 Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need 更多 vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house 下一个 to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did 你 kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On Mobius.

Eggman: Were 你 watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did 你 see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm 彩虹 Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...

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最佳, 返回页首 5 most relatable characters

posted by Canada24

#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...

Saten twist adventures: BEST OF DERPY:

posted by Canada24

Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: 嘿 Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the 交叉, 十字架 eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do 你 ask?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Derpy: Yeah.. 由 the way would 你 watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...

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小马 Pics

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On The Block Episode 23 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't 你 ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...

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Awesome 小马 pics

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Source: facebook, deviantart

On The Block Episode 23 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 由 any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: 嘿 yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell 由 your username.
1Indian1: No 你 couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what 你 do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine 日 for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing 下一个 to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are 你 going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: 你 stood there like a statue for 30 分钟 already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before 你 hit the ball off the tee. If 你 mess up your first shot, 你 mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 93 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since 你 left. He still rants about his 首页 country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station 由 now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor 迷失 his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the 湾 Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the 湾 Bridge.
Sprocket: Do 你 really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But 你 gotta admit, Jack 伦敦 Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want 你 dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do 你 think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the 街, 街道 name.
Case Cracker: 你 think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this 小马 will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Case Cracker's new car

下一个 morning

Gordon: *Calling Case 饼干 at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your 屁股 over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he 说 he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two 分钟 after...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 92 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting 由 the tracks on Archer 爬坡道, 小山 with a 冷却器 full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to 你 Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the 最佳, 返回页首 open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive 或者 not, but I really hope 你 do. *Grabs another 啤酒 bottle, smashes the 最佳, 返回页首 of that one open, and drinks out of it*

Next morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk*...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 92 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...