The story starts off at AppleJack's farm, at cider season. AJ not allowing Derpy, Sword and Saten to have any cider.
"No 更多 cider guys.. It has a risk of having alcohol." The blonde 小马 said.
Saten: So?
"Well 91% of all drunk based chaos are caused 由 你 three." AppleJack replied.
Derpy, Saten and Sword all cheer and high five.
"Not what I meant. We need designated drivers." AppleJack said, and pulls out jar.
"You know the drill.. Whoever gets the black egg."
The three stick their hands in.
Sword: (sees it) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Hey 你 got it." Saten said, pointing the already obvious.
During a party later, Sword suffers alcohol withdraw, squeezing his short blonde hair.
Worse yet, the 小马 verison of Duffman awards him a huge duff. For "being a wild party animal.. To the point of murdering 14 people".
Sword screamed "I CAN'T! I'M THE DESIGNATED DRIVER!"
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THAT NIGHT:
"Thanks Sword.. Remember my car tomorrow." Saten 说 while drunk. It's confusing in that sense. They are still ponies, but they drive cars. Guess it's just easier for me,
Sword: Yes.. Tomorrow.. Mm,mm, mwaha, (drives off) WAHAHAHAHA!
"Thanks for understanding." Saten sad drunkly, and stumbles to his and Trixie's house.
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Two months later...
Saten is putting up Have 你 Seen Me? signs.
Trixie: Well 下一个 time don't leave your car with a man who once jumped out a window to avoid being interviewed.
Saten: I could hardly see straight, Trix.
Dinky: Any luck uncle Saten?
Saten: Sorry, kiddo
Limo parks by, the drver opens 树干 to pull out a hungover Sword
Driver: Here we are, Mr. Sword
Sword: Thanks my man..
Saten: Sword, where's my car?!
Master Sword (shaking): All l remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova. 或者 maybe it was a 街, 街道 corner.
Saten: So 你 迷失 my car eh? I oughta to 冲床 you, but I can't do it in front of Trix-
Trixie: (punches Sword)
Trixie: Take that!
Derpy (flies over, Glaze there with her): Saten, 你 got a letter.
Glaze: From the city of New York
Saten (reads): My car is illagally parked in New York!? 72 hours to remedy this!?
Glaze: Yay, new york!
Saten: Well... I'll miss that car.
Glaze: Why?
Saten: I don't like New York sis.
Glaze: 你 can't judge a place you've never been to
Saten: (sighs) I have been there.. lt's time l told 你 about a chapter of my life l hoped would be closed forever. l was on my way to the Harrisburg 涂层, 外套 Outlet to buy an irregular 涂层, 外套 but it required a stopover in New York City.
(Saten has his bag stolen, so tells a cop who also robs him).
(Eating, Saten sees a sign 阅读 'Crime up 8 million percent')
Trixie: Trixie: Well of coarse your have a bad expirence if 你 focus on all the bad stuff.
Saten: (no reply).
Glaze: Oh I 爱情 New York, I use to do concerts there when I sang
Saten: Really?
Glaze: Yes.
Saten: Fine.
Glaze: We can all go.
Saten: Fine
Saten: ... (throws wallet into the fire).
Trixie: What are 你 doing!?
Saten: They're not getting my license!
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER
Saten: I hate city buses..
Glaze: I just think we should've paid the extra $1.50 and gotten a bus with restrooms
Derpy: I can't feel my legs. (punches them)
Trixie: Derpy, they belong to the man behind you
(an unusally tall man stands and glares at her).
Derpy: ... (puppy eyes)
Man: ... (sits back down)
The girls are n awe of NY.
Saten: This isn't a vacation girls, just coming for my car.
Trixie: We're gonna enjoy the city
Saten: l don't wanna spend one extra 秒 in this urban death maze. I just wanna find it and get the fuck out of here.
Trixie: We'll meet 你 here at 5
Saten: (sighs, and flies off).
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Glaze goes into record store looking for her own CD's.
Glaze: So basically I quit cause I didn't make money
Cashier (uninterested): Uh huh
Glaze: But the most 流行的 was 彩虹 Factory.
Cashier: 你 buying it not?
Glaze: ... Fine, how much?
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Saten is biting at carboot
(Saten: Come on off, 你 motherfucker!)
Guy 1: Hey, When you're done With that, l got something up here 你 can bite onl
Guy 2: Hey, why don't 你 be polite, 你 stinkin' pus bag! Pal, 你 gotta call that number on the boot.
Sorry about that guy. They stick all the jerks in Tower One.
Guy 1: That's it! l'm comin' over there!
Guy 2: Why don't 你 come over here!
Guy 1: l got something for you!
Guy 3: SHUT UP, THE BOTH OF YOUS
Saten: (calls pay phone)
Woman: Thank 你 for calling the parking violations bureau. To plead not guilty, please press 1.
Saten: (presses it)
Woman: Thank you. Your plea has been- - Rejected.
Saten: Damn it.
Woman: 你 will be assessed the full fine plus a small- Large lateness penalty.
Please wait 由 your vehicle between 9:00 pm and 5:00 pm for parking officer Steve- - Grabowski.
Saten (hangs up angrily): They expect me to sit here from 9:00 to 5:00? That's- How many hours? Ten, 1 1, denominator- Oh! Where's Trixie when 你 need her?!
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Trixie: (on the subway with Glaze and Derpy)
Trixie: Here's a better idea. 你 give me your address, and l'll write to you.
Bum: Okay, just send it to Jesus... here at the Pentagon!
Trixie: Are we there yet?
Glaze: Not yet.
Derpy (holding empty can): Ladies and gentlemen, l'm sorry to disturb your pleasant ride but unlike yourselves, l was born without taste buds.
Derpy: Allow me to demonstrate. (Licks the railing) (shivers) the shit I do for money.. Thank 你 for your time, free change?
Trixie (pulls her away): Your really something aren't you?
Derpy: 嘿 I needed cash.
Glaze: Ask them if they heard 彩虹 Factory.
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They girls are onto of the Statue of Liberty.
Trixie: Look at the 船, 小船 of immigrents.
Derpy: Yeah.. (voice heard from statue) BEAT IT DOUCHEBAGS! COUNTRY'S FULL!
Sailor: OK people, 你 heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.
The immigrents groan in disappointment.
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Saten: I'll take a hot dog.
Guy: No hot dog, Khlav Kalash
Saten: Fine.. (has one) (takes bunch of drinks) Have a bathroom?
Guy: Not bathroom. Tower. (points up) Tower!
Saten: Grrr, I can't leave, why did I drink all of it?.. Screw it. (flies up to 最佳, 返回页首 tower)
Saten finds the bathroom out of order.
Saten: (flies to 下一个 building but window locked) Damn it! (runs down, pushing though crowd to elivator)
WindWaker430: (calmly) How frightfully rude, I hope someone stabs him in the eye.
Saten: OOOOOOOOOOOOO, YEEEES! HEAVENLY! ... (sees the parking officer guy from window) No!
Officer leaves tickey
Saten: NNNOOOOOOOOOO-
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Trixie: (hears it) Guess we're gonna be leaving soon.
Glaze: Yeah.
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Saten: Failure to wait 由 car!? $250?!
Saten: Fuck 你 New York! I'm leaving one way 或者 another!
Saten gets in car and drives it the boot still on.
Saten: Hahah- Ow! Hahah- Ow!
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Driver: WATCH THE ROAD!
Biker hit 由 说 driver: YEAH 你 JACKASS!
Saten: Shut up! SHUT UP!
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He finds a jackhammer and uses it to remove the boot 由 force, causing traffic jam.
Saten: WHOO! Thanks for your patience everyone!
(gunshot)
Saten: (screams and drives off).
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The girls continue to have a far 更多 pleasent expirence.
Glaze: I 爱情 New York.
Derpy: Yeah.. Free pot. (puts bag in cartoon pocket).
Trixie (sees the car): Uh oh, here he comes.
Saten: Alrght, get in.
The three get in. They drive off in the half destoried car.
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(Frank Sinatra's New York, New York plays).
Glaze: What a magical city. Can we come back 下一个 year?
Saten (wild eyed): (garbage hits him in face).
Saten (tranquil fury): We'll see sis. We'll see.
I'll end the season here.. Not sure where else to go from here..
"No 更多 cider guys.. It has a risk of having alcohol." The blonde 小马 said.
Saten: So?
"Well 91% of all drunk based chaos are caused 由 你 three." AppleJack replied.
Derpy, Saten and Sword all cheer and high five.
"Not what I meant. We need designated drivers." AppleJack said, and pulls out jar.
"You know the drill.. Whoever gets the black egg."
The three stick their hands in.
Sword: (sees it) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Hey 你 got it." Saten said, pointing the already obvious.
During a party later, Sword suffers alcohol withdraw, squeezing his short blonde hair.
Worse yet, the 小马 verison of Duffman awards him a huge duff. For "being a wild party animal.. To the point of murdering 14 people".
Sword screamed "I CAN'T! I'M THE DESIGNATED DRIVER!"
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THAT NIGHT:
"Thanks Sword.. Remember my car tomorrow." Saten 说 while drunk. It's confusing in that sense. They are still ponies, but they drive cars. Guess it's just easier for me,
Sword: Yes.. Tomorrow.. Mm,mm, mwaha, (drives off) WAHAHAHAHA!
"Thanks for understanding." Saten sad drunkly, and stumbles to his and Trixie's house.
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Two months later...
Saten is putting up Have 你 Seen Me? signs.
Trixie: Well 下一个 time don't leave your car with a man who once jumped out a window to avoid being interviewed.
Saten: I could hardly see straight, Trix.
Dinky: Any luck uncle Saten?
Saten: Sorry, kiddo
Limo parks by, the drver opens 树干 to pull out a hungover Sword
Driver: Here we are, Mr. Sword
Sword: Thanks my man..
Saten: Sword, where's my car?!
Master Sword (shaking): All l remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova. 或者 maybe it was a 街, 街道 corner.
Saten: So 你 迷失 my car eh? I oughta to 冲床 you, but I can't do it in front of Trix-
Trixie: (punches Sword)
Trixie: Take that!
Derpy (flies over, Glaze there with her): Saten, 你 got a letter.
Glaze: From the city of New York
Saten (reads): My car is illagally parked in New York!? 72 hours to remedy this!?
Glaze: Yay, new york!
Saten: Well... I'll miss that car.
Glaze: Why?
Saten: I don't like New York sis.
Glaze: 你 can't judge a place you've never been to
Saten: (sighs) I have been there.. lt's time l told 你 about a chapter of my life l hoped would be closed forever. l was on my way to the Harrisburg 涂层, 外套 Outlet to buy an irregular 涂层, 外套 but it required a stopover in New York City.
(Saten has his bag stolen, so tells a cop who also robs him).
(Eating, Saten sees a sign 阅读 'Crime up 8 million percent')
Trixie: Trixie: Well of coarse your have a bad expirence if 你 focus on all the bad stuff.
Saten: (no reply).
Glaze: Oh I 爱情 New York, I use to do concerts there when I sang
Saten: Really?
Glaze: Yes.
Saten: Fine.
Glaze: We can all go.
Saten: Fine
Saten: ... (throws wallet into the fire).
Trixie: What are 你 doing!?
Saten: They're not getting my license!
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER
Saten: I hate city buses..
Glaze: I just think we should've paid the extra $1.50 and gotten a bus with restrooms
Derpy: I can't feel my legs. (punches them)
Trixie: Derpy, they belong to the man behind you
(an unusally tall man stands and glares at her).
Derpy: ... (puppy eyes)
Man: ... (sits back down)
The girls are n awe of NY.
Saten: This isn't a vacation girls, just coming for my car.
Trixie: We're gonna enjoy the city
Saten: l don't wanna spend one extra 秒 in this urban death maze. I just wanna find it and get the fuck out of here.
Trixie: We'll meet 你 here at 5
Saten: (sighs, and flies off).
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Glaze goes into record store looking for her own CD's.
Glaze: So basically I quit cause I didn't make money
Cashier (uninterested): Uh huh
Glaze: But the most 流行的 was 彩虹 Factory.
Cashier: 你 buying it not?
Glaze: ... Fine, how much?
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Saten is biting at carboot
(Saten: Come on off, 你 motherfucker!)
Guy 1: Hey, When you're done With that, l got something up here 你 can bite onl
Guy 2: Hey, why don't 你 be polite, 你 stinkin' pus bag! Pal, 你 gotta call that number on the boot.
Sorry about that guy. They stick all the jerks in Tower One.
Guy 1: That's it! l'm comin' over there!
Guy 2: Why don't 你 come over here!
Guy 1: l got something for you!
Guy 3: SHUT UP, THE BOTH OF YOUS
Saten: (calls pay phone)
Woman: Thank 你 for calling the parking violations bureau. To plead not guilty, please press 1.
Saten: (presses it)
Woman: Thank you. Your plea has been- - Rejected.
Saten: Damn it.
Woman: 你 will be assessed the full fine plus a small- Large lateness penalty.
Please wait 由 your vehicle between 9:00 pm and 5:00 pm for parking officer Steve- - Grabowski.
Saten (hangs up angrily): They expect me to sit here from 9:00 to 5:00? That's- How many hours? Ten, 1 1, denominator- Oh! Where's Trixie when 你 need her?!
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Trixie: (on the subway with Glaze and Derpy)
Trixie: Here's a better idea. 你 give me your address, and l'll write to you.
Bum: Okay, just send it to Jesus... here at the Pentagon!
Trixie: Are we there yet?
Glaze: Not yet.
Derpy (holding empty can): Ladies and gentlemen, l'm sorry to disturb your pleasant ride but unlike yourselves, l was born without taste buds.
Derpy: Allow me to demonstrate. (Licks the railing) (shivers) the shit I do for money.. Thank 你 for your time, free change?
Trixie (pulls her away): Your really something aren't you?
Derpy: 嘿 I needed cash.
Glaze: Ask them if they heard 彩虹 Factory.
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They girls are onto of the Statue of Liberty.
Trixie: Look at the 船, 小船 of immigrents.
Derpy: Yeah.. (voice heard from statue) BEAT IT DOUCHEBAGS! COUNTRY'S FULL!
Sailor: OK people, 你 heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.
The immigrents groan in disappointment.
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Saten: I'll take a hot dog.
Guy: No hot dog, Khlav Kalash
Saten: Fine.. (has one) (takes bunch of drinks) Have a bathroom?
Guy: Not bathroom. Tower. (points up) Tower!
Saten: Grrr, I can't leave, why did I drink all of it?.. Screw it. (flies up to 最佳, 返回页首 tower)
Saten finds the bathroom out of order.
Saten: (flies to 下一个 building but window locked) Damn it! (runs down, pushing though crowd to elivator)
WindWaker430: (calmly) How frightfully rude, I hope someone stabs him in the eye.
Saten: OOOOOOOOOOOOO, YEEEES! HEAVENLY! ... (sees the parking officer guy from window) No!
Officer leaves tickey
Saten: NNNOOOOOOOOOO-
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Trixie: (hears it) Guess we're gonna be leaving soon.
Glaze: Yeah.
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Saten: Failure to wait 由 car!? $250?!
Saten: Fuck 你 New York! I'm leaving one way 或者 another!
Saten gets in car and drives it the boot still on.
Saten: Hahah- Ow! Hahah- Ow!
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Driver: WATCH THE ROAD!
Biker hit 由 说 driver: YEAH 你 JACKASS!
Saten: Shut up! SHUT UP!
-------------------------------------------------------------------
He finds a jackhammer and uses it to remove the boot 由 force, causing traffic jam.
Saten: WHOO! Thanks for your patience everyone!
(gunshot)
Saten: (screams and drives off).
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The girls continue to have a far 更多 pleasent expirence.
Glaze: I 爱情 New York.
Derpy: Yeah.. Free pot. (puts bag in cartoon pocket).
Trixie (sees the car): Uh oh, here he comes.
Saten: Alrght, get in.
The three get in. They drive off in the half destoried car.
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(Frank Sinatra's New York, New York plays).
Glaze: What a magical city. Can we come back 下一个 year?
Saten (wild eyed): (garbage hits him in face).
Saten (tranquil fury): We'll see sis. We'll see.
I'll end the season here.. Not sure where else to go from here..
i walk over to the mirror in the room. i stare at it. i see a light gray 小马 with brown hair in the mirror. i slowly 移动 my hand and discover that pony.....is me. i scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of my lounges. then a yellow 小马 with 粉, 粉色 hair enters the room. she asks in a frantic but suprisingly soft tone " oh goodness are 你 allright?" i respond as would anyone would and scream more. eventually she calms me down and explains who she is and everything. " so let me get this straight. 你 found me in the middle of a forest passed out and im in a world of talking ponies?" she says " uhm yes..." i think to myself that im in my show. and that i should find twilight sparkle. the 小马 introduces herself as fluttershy. shes a verry kind pony. she then brings me to town and introduces me to everypony. we all sit down and discuss what happened. we form a plan....
Just for you guys x3
