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Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:

Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. 由 stagecoach.

Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.

Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)

Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!

Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money 你 owe me.

Master Sword: I owe 你 money?

(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33

Master Sword: Oh.. Right..

(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)

Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back at camp is bringing back some good memories.

(Flashback to Camp Redwood during their childhood. Saten is tied to a 树 while an 橙子, 橙色 小马 and 粉, 粉色 小马 hit him with sticks.)

Young Saten: (crying) I wanna go home! (Continues crying)

Young Reggie: (laughs) Quit cryin', ya little bitch! (Kicks a football at Saten's face.) HA!

Saten Twist (wide eyed): Good, times.

(Time lapse. Saten holds a clipboard.)

Saten Twist: All right, let's see what on the schedule: Fishing, bird-watching, wood-car- (Sword slaps away the clipboard)

Master Sword: We don't need rules! CAMP ANARCHY!

FISHING:

(Saten teaches his group how to cast a fishing rod line)

(Sword orders a member of his side to use dynamite, and he makes the kid throw a bomb at the lake which kills the fish)

Master Sword: Good job.

BIRD WATCHING:

(Saten and the kids uses binoculars to bird watch)

(Sword continues teaching the kids to use dynamite, as he makes a boy throw a bomb at the bird.)

(Nighttime in the tent, Saten tucks in a purple filly).

Purple girl: Camp Counselor Saten, you're the best.

Saten: No, your the best! Your all the best!.. Haha, goodnight.

(Indian 音乐 plays, Sword and the kids have black war stripes on their faces. He a loaded gun to a 粉, 粉色 pony.

Sword: Tonight, 你 become a man.

粉, 粉色 Pony: But I'm a girl.

Sword: A MAN!

(The girl whimpers.)

Big foot appears.

Bigfoot: BIGFOOT! (laughs evilly)

(At the same time) Saten: Sasquatch?! Sword: Donkey Kong!

Bigfoot: Ya! Bigfoot yaaaaaa! (Tries to get inside Saten's tent)

Sword: Pfff, I got this (Robotic voice) CAMPERS! ROLL OUT!

SHORTLY AFTER:

(The kids are seen beating Bigfoot, who is tied to a tree. Saten comes in with a bat.)

Saten (looking sympathetic, as he remembered his childhood): I'm so sorry. Huh ahh! (Cries while beating him with a bat) Huh, no! Ugh, I'm sorry!

Master Sword: (happy sighs) Camp is great.

END OF SHORT:
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 由 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: 显示 business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful 日 in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering 更多 ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: 你 really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot 你 in the arm! Why aren't 你 bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over 由 the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* 更多 like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do 你 need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that 你 know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up 更多 stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw 你 enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are 你 doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws 粉丝 into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and 彩虹 Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't 你 three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire 枪 at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging 由 who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles 或者 Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could 你 help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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Let's start with 苹果白兰地 bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: 苹果 bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes 彩虹 dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't 你 just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after 阅读 creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are 你 doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild 动物 and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt 由 them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony 说 "Let's go this way!" And I 说 "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my 老友记 to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make 你 smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't 你 be 首页 right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So 你 think 你 can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: 你 better believe it.
Toby: And 你 won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all 由 myself. You, Tim, and everypony will 爱情 it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo...
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"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"

"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant 或者 invisible they feel."

"There's over a million 图书 in here."

"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before 你 a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."

"...Or I can just go, and 你 never have to see me again."
FLASHBACK:

Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting 你 into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE 你 KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten....
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