Notes: My Little 小马 is owned 由 Hasbro and created 由 Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that 你 enjoy and comment.
Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect 动物 that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.
Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.
Mr. Cake 说 "Hi. How can I help you?"
Discord 说 "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need 你 to have 50 of your nicest cakes made 由 tomorrow."
Mr. Cake 说 "Are 你 serious?"
Discord 说 "Yes."
Mr. Cake passed out.
Discord 说 "Is he okay?'
Mrs. Cake 说 "Yes. He passes out all the time. We'll try as hard as possible to get those cakes ready 由 tomorrow. Are 你 sure 你 have enough money?"
Discord 说 "Oh don't worry. My only job is to pick up the cakes. Celestia will take care of the bill."
Discord started walking home, but Filthy Rich 说 "Excuse me."
Discord 说 "Can I help you?"
Filthy Rich 说 "Indeed 你 can. I need your help."
Discord 说 "Doesn't everybody?"
Filthy Rich 说 "I'm trying to put a spa in Ponyville, but the area I want to use is being used for some animals."
Discord 说 "Well what do 你 want me to do about it?"
Filthy Rich 说 "I want 你 to use your chaos to ruin the event. Turn the 动物 into savages 或者 something."
Discord 说 "Why should I help you?"
Filthy Rich 说 "I'll share the spa profits with you."
Discord 说 "But this event is important for Fluttersy."
Filthy Rich 说 "Come on Mr. De Lancie."
Discord 说 "My name's Discord."
Filthy Rich 说 "Well it's up to decide what to do. I'm sure you'll make the good decision. Don't let me down."
Discord wasn't sure what to do. After he got 首页 he sat around thinking about what he should do. He 说 "I need to relax I'll relax in my hot tub. Oh right. I don't have one, but if I helped the rich dude I could get a hot tub. I could probably even get a hot tub time machine. In fact I could get just about anything I want. Sorry fluttersy, but I've got a event to ruin. Ha, ha."
The 下一个 日 Discord picked up the cakes. He used his power to make the cakes taste like rocks. Despite that the cakes looked normal so he could trick ponies into eating them.
Twilight Sparkle 说 "Thanks for getting the cakes."
Discord 说 "Whatever."
Discord use his power to turn the 动物 into savage antagonists. Discord 说 "Go attack the ponies. Attack whoever 你 want except for Fluttershy and Filthy Rich."
The 动物 attacked the ponies.
Rarity 说 "Savages."
The mayor 说 "We can't give the building to these animals."
Filthy Rich 说 "Now I'll get my spa. Good work Discord."
Twilight 说 "I can't believe 你 did this 你 trader."
Discord 说 "Oh be quiet 你 friendship fool."
Fluttershy 说 "What have 你 done?"
Discord 说 "Don't worry."
Fluttershy 说 "If 你 don't turn the 动物 back to normal I'll never be your friend."
Discord got sad and 说 "Really? Oh come on."
Filthy Rich 说 "You don't need her. Think about all the stuff you'll have."
Discord 说 "It's not worth it without Fluttershy." Discord turned the 动物 back to normal. Discord used his power to make 天使 Bunny attack Filthy Rich.
Filthy Rich 说 "If 你 get this rabbit to leave me alone I'll get a different place for my spa."
Discord used his power to turn 天使 back to normal.
Pinkie Pie 说 "The cakes taste like rocks."
Mr. Cake 说 "Rocks? I'm a failure as a cook." He passed out.
Discord 说 "Sorry about that." He used his power to bring make the cakes taste good. He 说 "I'm sorry about everything."
Twilight 说 "I hope that 你 learned something."
Discord 说 "I have learned something: Fluttershy is 更多 important than hot tub time machines."
Twilight 说 "Well that's a unique thing to learn."
The 下一个 日 Filthy Rich went to Sugarcube Corner.
Mr. Cake 说 "How can I help you?"
Filthy Rich 说 "I want to use this place for a spa."
Mr. Cake passed out.
Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect 动物 that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.
Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.
Mr. Cake 说 "Hi. How can I help you?"
Discord 说 "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need 你 to have 50 of your nicest cakes made 由 tomorrow."
Mr. Cake 说 "Are 你 serious?"
Discord 说 "Yes."
Mr. Cake passed out.
Discord 说 "Is he okay?'
Mrs. Cake 说 "Yes. He passes out all the time. We'll try as hard as possible to get those cakes ready 由 tomorrow. Are 你 sure 你 have enough money?"
Discord 说 "Oh don't worry. My only job is to pick up the cakes. Celestia will take care of the bill."
Discord started walking home, but Filthy Rich 说 "Excuse me."
Discord 说 "Can I help you?"
Filthy Rich 说 "Indeed 你 can. I need your help."
Discord 说 "Doesn't everybody?"
Filthy Rich 说 "I'm trying to put a spa in Ponyville, but the area I want to use is being used for some animals."
Discord 说 "Well what do 你 want me to do about it?"
Filthy Rich 说 "I want 你 to use your chaos to ruin the event. Turn the 动物 into savages 或者 something."
Discord 说 "Why should I help you?"
Filthy Rich 说 "I'll share the spa profits with you."
Discord 说 "But this event is important for Fluttersy."
Filthy Rich 说 "Come on Mr. De Lancie."
Discord 说 "My name's Discord."
Filthy Rich 说 "Well it's up to decide what to do. I'm sure you'll make the good decision. Don't let me down."
Discord wasn't sure what to do. After he got 首页 he sat around thinking about what he should do. He 说 "I need to relax I'll relax in my hot tub. Oh right. I don't have one, but if I helped the rich dude I could get a hot tub. I could probably even get a hot tub time machine. In fact I could get just about anything I want. Sorry fluttersy, but I've got a event to ruin. Ha, ha."
The 下一个 日 Discord picked up the cakes. He used his power to make the cakes taste like rocks. Despite that the cakes looked normal so he could trick ponies into eating them.
Twilight Sparkle 说 "Thanks for getting the cakes."
Discord 说 "Whatever."
Discord use his power to turn the 动物 into savage antagonists. Discord 说 "Go attack the ponies. Attack whoever 你 want except for Fluttershy and Filthy Rich."
The 动物 attacked the ponies.
Rarity 说 "Savages."
The mayor 说 "We can't give the building to these animals."
Filthy Rich 说 "Now I'll get my spa. Good work Discord."
Twilight 说 "I can't believe 你 did this 你 trader."
Discord 说 "Oh be quiet 你 friendship fool."
Fluttershy 说 "What have 你 done?"
Discord 说 "Don't worry."
Fluttershy 说 "If 你 don't turn the 动物 back to normal I'll never be your friend."
Discord got sad and 说 "Really? Oh come on."
Filthy Rich 说 "You don't need her. Think about all the stuff you'll have."
Discord 说 "It's not worth it without Fluttershy." Discord turned the 动物 back to normal. Discord used his power to make 天使 Bunny attack Filthy Rich.
Filthy Rich 说 "If 你 get this rabbit to leave me alone I'll get a different place for my spa."
Discord used his power to turn 天使 back to normal.
Pinkie Pie 说 "The cakes taste like rocks."
Mr. Cake 说 "Rocks? I'm a failure as a cook." He passed out.
Discord 说 "Sorry about that." He used his power to bring make the cakes taste good. He 说 "I'm sorry about everything."
Twilight 说 "I hope that 你 learned something."
Discord 说 "I have learned something: Fluttershy is 更多 important than hot tub time machines."
Twilight 说 "Well that's a unique thing to learn."
The 下一个 日 Filthy Rich went to Sugarcube Corner.
Mr. Cake 说 "How can I help you?"
Filthy Rich 说 "I want to use this place for a spa."
Mr. Cake passed out.
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the 问题 is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what 你 want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta 未回答的 问题 and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, 小马 Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the 问题 is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what 你 want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta 未回答的 问题 and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, 小马 Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything 你 guys wanna wishful?
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving 你 people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a 粉丝 favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving 你 people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a 粉丝 favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..