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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE 你 HIDING 皇后乐队 CHRYSALIS I KNOW 你 ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL 你 FLUTTERSHY IS SHE 过期的 HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT 爱情 "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND 你 CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
彩虹 DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE 你 DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME 你 I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "I'M SORRY I JUDGE 你 ABOUT THE TRICKS 你 PLAYED IN THE PAST THEN WHO CREATED THOSE DARK PONIES THEN ?

"HAAAAAAAAAAAA TIME TO DIE PONIES FEEL MY WRATH "!

TWILIGHT SPARKLE-

"NO WHAT IS SHE DOING EVERPONY ?

"TAKING YOUR SOULESS CUTIE MARKS WITH ME AND SOON 你 WILL OBEY EVERY ONE OF MY COMMANDS YES"!

APPLEJACK- "NOW WAIT A DARN TOOTIN 分钟 WHO ARE 你 ? PLUS WHERE ARE WE STILL ?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE GIRLS LOOK IT'S A ILLUSION NOT REAL WE BEEN FOOLED ALL THIS TIME "!

RAINBOWDASH- "I'LL SONIC SLAM 你 星, 星级 LIGHTGLIMMER "!

RARITY- WHO DO 你 THINK 你 ARE ?
SPIKE- OH WOW A EVIL CULT LEADER 小马 THIS SUCKS !

DISCORD- "DO 你 KNOW WHAT 你 DID STARLIGHT GLIMMER 你 STRIPPED MY 小马 老友记 TO DIE I'M THE POWER OF CHAOS NOT THIS ? ONLY THEN I WILL HELP THE MANE 7 OHHH WAIT SPIKE DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOUR MAGIC IS ABOUT TO BE TRAGIC!

FLUTTERSHY- "I DON'T LIKE HER AND HER PUSHY RULES SOME THINGS GOT TO CHANGE?

PRINCESS STARLIGHTGLIMMER- 你 A CHAOS GOD THINK 你 CAN BEAT MY MAGIC HAAAAAA 你 CAN TRY BUT IN THE END I RULE OVER ALL OF EQUESTRIA IT BEGINS NOW 小马 FUSION ACTIVATE - HAAAAAAAAAA I CAN FEEL IT'S TREMENDOUS POWER GOING INSIDE OF ME "! NOW PONIES MEET THE REAL ME
PRINCESS GLIDALIGHTTRIXEGLIMMER I WILL ENJOY DESTROYING GOODBYE EVERYPONY !!!!

MANE 6- HOW DO WE EVEN TRY TO STOP STARLIGHT GLIMMER NOW ?

DISCORD- HELLO, MY 小马 老友记 WHY DON'T I HYBRID BLEND WITH SPIKE I CHAOS PROMISE TO 你 RARITY YOUR BOYFRIEND DRAGON WILL COME TO NO HARM , ARE 你 READY SPIKE LET'S FUSE TOGETHER NOW , ALRIGHT DISCORD LET BEAT THE RUDE PONIES BUTT FOR GOOD!

PRINCESS GILDALIGHTTRIXIEGLIMMER- 你 DWEEDS AND POWERFUL GLIMMER HERE MUST PUT 你 OUT OF YOUR MEMORY.
SPIKECORD- "AWESOME POWERS INDEED NOW LET'S MAKE PRINCESS GLIDALIGHTTRIXIEGLIMMER REGRET HURTING OUR 老友记 TALENTS, DISCORD WHAT A UGLY MIXED BAG AHHH THREE 小马 HEADS IS NOT BETTER THEN ONE ATTACK ! ROMAN CANDLE FIREWORKS BREATH - IT'S EFFECTIVE !!! "NOOOOOOOOO!

WHAT'S GOING ON MY POWERS ARE DESTROYED 你 PONIES RUINED EVERYTHING NOOOOOO ! , NOOOOO DWEED 你 USED US STARLIGHT GLIMMER LET'S LEAVE TRIXIE YES THE GREAT AND DISHONEST TRIXIE FAILED MAGIC SCHOOL AGAIN !!!

STARLIGHT GLIMMER- "I'M REALLY NOT GOOD AT MAKING 老友记 I TRIED TO KILL 你 MANE SIX I WAS WRONG FOR WHAT I DID ALSO USING DARK MAGIC TO MAKE EVIL DARKNESS PONIES SO CAN I BE A FRIEND !

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- 你 HAVE ALONG WAYS TO BE FRIENDSHIP WITH US PONIES

THE END !
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony 说 "Let's go this way!" And I 说 "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my 老友记 to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
FLASHBACK:

Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting 你 into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE 你 KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
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FI - Good news boys I found 你 a gent and mare to 加入 你 up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

+--+

Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied 或者 set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. 你 will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to 你 in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do 你 want to talk...
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 George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
Sean met up with 彩虹 Dash at the 城堡 in Canterlot with Master Sword, and Wind.

Rainbow Dash: Eggman's soldiers just tried to kill Sean. He might send another squad in here to kill one of us next.
Master Sword: Well if that's the case, we need to stop them.
Wind: They're all in Mobius. How do we get there?
Sean: 由 teleporting.
Wind: Yes, I know that, but we don't have anything to teleport us there.
Sean: That is where you're wrong. *Grabs his chaos emerald* This little green thing is called a chaos emerald. It is capable of stopping time, if the user knows how to use it correctly. I only...
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Spike: [sighs] 你 know the worst thing about 你 being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to 你 for 建议 about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: 你 know, 'cause 你 used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are 你 talking about? I had good 老友记 in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any 照片 from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 由 any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: 你 know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, 或者 terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. 你 don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing 由 a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, 你 have parked too close to a 火, 消防 hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the 火, 消防 hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says 你 have to park ten hooves, or...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see 你 now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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