Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: 你 haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought 你 could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. 你 know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did 你 hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do 你 mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought 你 were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, 你 were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for 你 guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's 更多 of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard 你 were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard 或者 not. I'm just surprised. 你 always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, 阅读 about magic is one thing, but 你 don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, 你 don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so 苦 that 你 steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated 由 Twilight and her friends, so 你 travel through time to get back at them, but they beat 你 again and teach 你 about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what 你 did that 你 can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did 你 really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told 你 he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we 迷失 touch. Maybe if I had reached out, 你 could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped 你 to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When 你 showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told 你 the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if 你 ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! 你 need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the 《冰雪奇缘》 North and fix the Crystal 心 so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: 你 haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought 你 could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. 你 know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did 你 hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do 你 mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought 你 were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, 你 were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for 你 guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's 更多 of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard 你 were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard 或者 not. I'm just surprised. 你 always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, 阅读 about magic is one thing, but 你 don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, 你 don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so 苦 that 你 steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated 由 Twilight and her friends, so 你 travel through time to get back at them, but they beat 你 again and teach 你 about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what 你 did that 你 can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did 你 really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told 你 he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we 迷失 touch. Maybe if I had reached out, 你 could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped 你 to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When 你 showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told 你 the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if 你 ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! 你 need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the 《冰雪奇缘》 North and fix the Crystal 心 so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why 你 should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all 你 did was 显示 up, sit down, and say "that's why 你 should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give 你 twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told 你 my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why 你 should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all 你 did was 显示 up, sit down, and say "that's why 你 should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give 你 twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told 你 my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw 电影院 (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her 更多 like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for 更多 of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw 电影院 (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her 更多 like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for 更多 of my latest story..