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Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless 文章 of 随意 Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our 最喜爱的 party pony, Pinkie Pie. This 文章 interlocks with the 前一个 one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the 下一个 few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth 墙 breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let the fun begin!

“Fun… fun… fun… fun… fun…” Okay, now for real! :D

The first problem that one may encounter when attempting to analyze this 粉, 粉色 pony’s character is that – unlike Rarity - it’s quite difficult to grasp. The lines are not as clear and well established and tend to remain in the blurry distance, as Pinkie herself is 更多 complex and unpredictable than the subject of the 前一个 article.

However, there are a couple of things that may function as an anchor in the whirling sea of Pinkie Pie’s mind. And that phrase was not a mere poetic metaphor, I used it on purpose, you’ll see. But first, let’s do a quick recap on the most common critics of her character! Many people claim that Pinkie’s:

1.    Annoying
2.    Obnoxious
3.    Hyperactive
4.    Childish/immature
5.    Dumb
6.    A 太空 occupier
7.    Lacks any kind of common sense whatsoever

I’m sure there are plenty 更多 where that come from, but when criticizing her, haters stop right there at the first stage. Maybe I’m the only one who has this “perversion” of analyzing the mental state of magical cartoon mini horses, but hey… it’s fun to do! So as I was saying, most people fail to look for the reasons behind Pinkie’s behavior and why she acts the way she does.

Now, before 你 start your hate war on me, let me say in advance, that this is strictly my own theory, based on my own observations. But I believe the root cause of Pinkie Pie’s actions and behavior is a fine 鸡尾酒 of mental disorders. Plural. She shows symptoms of 更多 than one. Let’s go through the obvious ones, shall we?

1.    Craving for attention

Similarly to Rares, Pinkie thrives when being in the center of attention. She’s always willing to go to extremes to gain 说 attention 由 screaming in excitement, using various, eye catching items from balloons through confetti and vividly colored, silly outfits to party canons. Furthermore, she’s consistently uses physical presence to draw attention to herself. Pinkie utilizes everything around her to make herself noticed, even if it lasts only for a few seconds. But unlike Rarity, she cannot endure solitude and repudiation for longer periods of time. We have seen what happened in the episode “Party of One”. Since she was being neglected 由 her friends, she retreated to an imaginary world and surrounded herself with inanimate objects she gave different personalities to. For anyone who studied psychology, it was a rather disturbing scene.

2.    Emotional fluctuations

I think this doesn’t really need a further explanation. Pinkie displays rapidly shifting and shallow expressions of emotions. She’s a 小马 living in the moment, driven 由 her instincts, therefore her attention span regarding any 给 matter is rather short. Including emotions. We have seen her swiftly changing from crying to being excited and indifferent many-many times.

3.    False sense of intimacy in relationships

This one is a no-brainer as well. Do 你 remember Cranky Doodle Donkey? Pinkie considers everyone to be her close personal friend, even though that is highly impossible. And she continues to harass people that do not fall in line and enable her shenanigans. Plus, she has no idea about the concept of personal space.

4.    Excessively impressionistic speech style

Do I need to unfold that more? It’s one of her most apparent traits. She talks rapidly, trying to gather as much detail into just one sentence as possible but often fails. Usually she’s the one to step in and explain something to another character who’s not familiar with the situation (view 1st. point).

5.    Possible 分裂, 拆分 personality (?)

Again, I have to refer to “Party of One”. In that episode, Pinkie’s paranoid delusions led to her transformation into a completely different pony. Her cute mark story seems to 确认 that, since she admits in “Cutie Mark Chronicles” that she used to be someone else. Perhaps the Pinkie we see is merely a persona, created as a defense mechanism due to a traumatic experience in childhood. But even I’m not sure about this one, it seems a little too farfetched, yet possible, since we see that she acts a bit differently when no one’s around her.

Now why did we just go through all that? Well, the above mentioned five points are clear symptoms of Histrionic personality disorder. But, it’s not over yet! Because we still haven’t answered the “why” 问题 fully. So here comes the good part!

The answer to all, why Pinkie’s being so “Pinkie”, her behavior, her actions, her personality disorder… I believe they are caused 由 another mental state: Pinkie Pie has savant syndrome! It is a well-known fact that savant syndrome is a form of autism. It can come in many different forms and stages and often accompanied 由 other disorders as well. However, it is also known that even though savant people lack social skills (or even if they have some, it’s usually distorted) 或者 the ability to express themselves properly (refer to the episode “Filli Vanilli” where how she deepens Fluttershy’s fears unintentionally), they 显示 tremendous, outstanding expertise in one 或者 更多 other aspects of life, that is way beyond the average individual’s mental capabilities. I’ve heard of a savant guy once, who was able to draw the exact areal map of 伦敦 after being taken to a 20 分钟 helicopter flight above the city! And look the memory capacity of Pinkie! She can remember everyone’s birthday, their preferences and dislikes, all the cake orders and how to make them, etc.

Pinkie Pie is not annoying 或者 immature and certainly not dumb! She’s just misunderstood, because she’s a savant genius! Despite the fact that many things about her remain a mystery, she’s a deep, well established character with many flaws. But that’s what makes her likable. She’s one of the characters I enjoy most in the 显示 and if 你 look at her from this perspective, 你 might find her relatable as well! Not to mention she’s cute and adorable as hell! Trust me, she will grow on you! :3

And that concludes our little analysis of Pinkie Pie, I hope 你 enjoyed it! Whose gizzards should we rip out next? Do 你 want hear about Twi’s OCD, 或者 Fluttershy’s Schizoid personality disorder and chronic phobias? What about Dashie’s Paranoid personality disorder?

Let me know what 你 think below in the 评论 section! See 你 下一个 time in 随意 Dialectics!
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苹果 Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know 你 two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together....
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随意 dialectics

Hello and welcome to 随意 dialectics! It has been 更多 than a 年 since the last article, so I have decided, that it was long overdue for a new one. So without any delay, we shall jump into it!

Today we’re going to take a closer look at a member of the Mane 6 and the reason why she’s generating mixed emotions in the fandom. Some like her, some are huge fans, and many people downright hate her, claiming she’s the worst character in the show. Within the 下一个 few lines we will attempt to seek out the reasons of such negative emotions toward this character and disproof,...
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Round 6 is beginning

As the other ponies started fighting the zombies, Pinkie Pie was going to turn on the power.

Pinkie Pie: *Buys the door to the costume room, and runs to the door that leads backstage. She buys it, and runs to the power switch*
Twilight: *Shooting a hoof off of a zombie* Give him a hoof.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the power, and runs back towards the costume room*
Applejack: Hey, the power is on!
Rainbow Dash: To the teleporter!
Twilight: *Running to the teleporter with 彩虹 Dash, and Applejack*

The two ponies overtook Twilight, which was a good thing to, because of this.

Pinkie Pie:...
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Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great 超能英雄 of Equestria... Hahahaha... 你 are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without 你 they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...
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The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the 月 is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad 屁股 reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

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Wolf Of Trottingham: 你 won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: 你 won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe 你 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're 你 heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are 你 going!?

Master Sword: Didn't 你 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the 说 bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret 得票数 from Shining Armor. Thank 你 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know 耶稣 has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then 移动 our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and 彩虹 Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If 你 were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let 你 in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are 你 saying 你 KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)



That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making 随意 words to make this 文章 long enough....