Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:05 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

In the train yard, an Olympic sign was hanging on Snowflake's tower.

Pete: *Standing in front of lots of ponies* Our railroad has been around since July 1, 1862. If the ponies from that time saw how pathetic 你 were in attempting to 移动 that locomotive back onto the rails, they'd probably shoot you.
Hawkeye: That's the way they do it in the good old Wild West.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now, have 你 decided on your teams, Hawkeye, and Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir, we did.
Orion: Why are Hawkeye, and Stylo team captains? I'd be perfect for that!
Ponies: No!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Because I trust these two very well.
Hawkeye: Very well, let's go check on the well in hell, and ring a 钟, 贝尔 for 显示 and tell.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Stylo: Minus hell, you'd make a good Dr. Seuss.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Enough. We need to review the teams. Hawkeye's team, The Magnificent Less Than Seven..
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: ...Has Hawkeye, Orion, Dan, Mirage, Mike, and Metal Gloss. Stylo's team, The Green Caterpillars. Stylo, Snowflake, Percy, Jeff, Nicole, and Stephanie.
Stylo: Good luck with the Scottish Retard.
Mike: *Examining sand in his hoof, and eats it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: All right. There are three games that your teams will compete in. Game 1, Baggo. Each team has two boards connected to each other with rope. Each board has a hole in it for throwing 豆 bags. Here's how this will work. Each member will throw their 豆 bags towards the board on the other side of the rope. If it goes in the hole, 你 get a point. After throwing your 豆 bag, 你 will run to the other board, retrieve your 豆 bag, and when everypony does this, 你 do it again with the other board. Got it?
Stylo: Got it.
Mirage: Loud, and clear.
Hawkeye: We all got it.
Pete: Good. Ready! Set! Go!
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Throw their 豆 bags. They both make it in, and run to the other side*
Snowflake: Good luck brother.
Orion: *Throws his beanbag, and misses*
Snowflake: *Throws her beanbag, and misses*

They both ran to the other side after that

Metal Gloss & Percy: *Throw their beanbags. Percy misses, but Metal Gloss makes it*
Pete: The Magnificent Less Than Seven is winning.
Jeff & Dan: *Throw their beanbags*
Dan: *Misses, but uses his unicorn magic to put the beanbag in*
Pete: *Blows a whistle* Disqualification for use of magic!!
Hawkeye: Dan!!!!
Mirage: We were winning until 你 did that!!
Dan: Well, fuck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: 下一个 game.

2 B Continued