Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*
-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-
Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's 你 right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a 鼠, 大鼠 inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.
-some time later-
Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*
-Well. I rather think that this is 更多 normal than chill life-
Joel - *takes auto shotgun and a mask*
SWAT - Put your hands up and leave the building!
Joel - *leaves* Hello Fuckers! *starts shooting them*
SWAT - Target confirmed fire!
Damien - *drives into SWAT* Yo get in *shoot 更多 Police*
Joel - *jumps inside the car*
Damien - Let's gooo!
--
After long think how to continue I proudly present.
The Heist - Overkill.
--
-later that day-
Jake - Shit... We're fucking done man.
Damien - So if I'm right. 鼠, 大鼠 sold us out to Police?
Jake - Thousand of Ponies working on CrimeNET are being arrested... Even... Steven brother Jimmy.
Joel - Steven had brother?
Jake - Twin. 更多 than that they tricked us.
Damien - How?
Jake - Remember that one time he was mute? Yeah apparently his brother sounds 更多 British. And he is way 更多 smarter.
Joel - What we will do now.
Jake - I'm not good with tech shit but I think we still can hide.
Joel - How we do it.
Jake - Jimmy is Tech-God. He may help but first we have to get him out of prison. You're up?
Damien - Hell yeah!
Joel - Count me out. I have kids and-
Jake - Shut the fuck up and 你 think I don't have better things to do? I do, but if those guys will keep our info 你 will be arrested in your local 超级市场, 超市 while shopping with your family.
Joel - Shit...
Jake - Also 你 are started to lack with money?
Joel - How 你 knew!
Jake - *grabs him* I can see your bank account. You're not fully cutted off from me aye!? OK here is plan.
"Plan : Damien sits on 最佳, 返回页首 of prison. Wait for Joel to cut off power. Then just break in take him up on rope and were done. Easy break in."
:Ponyville Low Alert Prison:
:00:00:
:Monday:
Joel - I'm ready. *opens box* What the... Wich to cut?
Jake - Black on left
Joel - AYE. When you're ready.
Damien - *cutted glass and almost cutted myself...
Joel - Idiot.
Damien - Rude. OK ready.
Joel - *cuts wire*
Damien - *goes down*
Guard - What the hell is going on!
Damien - *use Replica of cell key and flashes inside*
??? - What the fok?
Damien - That's him.
Jake - How 你 know.
Damien - He smell British
Jimmy - Racist wanker. What is happening here!?
Damien - Break out. *grabs him and tie him to rope* Up we go.
:Safehouse:
Jake - *takes bag off Jimmy head*
Jimmy - What the fok is ha- aaa... Skull Gang... Well shit just kill me fast 或者 something.
Damien - Chill dude. We don't want to kill you.
Joel - Just help us out.
Jimmy - Bloody Hell. With?
Jake - I know your brother died because of us but.
Jimmy - Oh shut up mate, he died because he is dumb. So what 你 need help with for fuck sake.
Jake - How to clean our names.
Jimmy - Hahaha... Well then *walks up to Computer* let me see. So SWAT and Special Ops are going with action but info is in... Canterlot FBI.
Joel - FBI? What?
Jimmy - Oi don't act dumb aye? It's obvious the servers would be there.
Jake - Can we steal them?
Jimmy - Too many.
Jake - Destroy?
Jimmy - They have info in cloud.
Jake - Anything?
Jimmy - Well if 你 steal right terminal and burn others I may 删除 all the files about us. But first I have to make me a 三明治 mate.
Jake - OK let's go.
Jimmy - Oi I'm going with 你 *grabs shotgun*
Joel - 你 don't have a mask...
Jimmy - *wears old burned Steven Skull mask* ITS HEIST TIME WANKERS!
---
由 any mean I do not want to offend any British people as I respect them. Not really lol.
---
T.B.C
-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-
Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's 你 right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a 鼠, 大鼠 inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.
-some time later-
Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*
-Well. I rather think that this is 更多 normal than chill life-
Joel - *takes auto shotgun and a mask*
SWAT - Put your hands up and leave the building!
Joel - *leaves* Hello Fuckers! *starts shooting them*
SWAT - Target confirmed fire!
Damien - *drives into SWAT* Yo get in *shoot 更多 Police*
Joel - *jumps inside the car*
Damien - Let's gooo!
--
After long think how to continue I proudly present.
The Heist - Overkill.
--
-later that day-
Jake - Shit... We're fucking done man.
Damien - So if I'm right. 鼠, 大鼠 sold us out to Police?
Jake - Thousand of Ponies working on CrimeNET are being arrested... Even... Steven brother Jimmy.
Joel - Steven had brother?
Jake - Twin. 更多 than that they tricked us.
Damien - How?
Jake - Remember that one time he was mute? Yeah apparently his brother sounds 更多 British. And he is way 更多 smarter.
Joel - What we will do now.
Jake - I'm not good with tech shit but I think we still can hide.
Joel - How we do it.
Jake - Jimmy is Tech-God. He may help but first we have to get him out of prison. You're up?
Damien - Hell yeah!
Joel - Count me out. I have kids and-
Jake - Shut the fuck up and 你 think I don't have better things to do? I do, but if those guys will keep our info 你 will be arrested in your local 超级市场, 超市 while shopping with your family.
Joel - Shit...
Jake - Also 你 are started to lack with money?
Joel - How 你 knew!
Jake - *grabs him* I can see your bank account. You're not fully cutted off from me aye!? OK here is plan.
"Plan : Damien sits on 最佳, 返回页首 of prison. Wait for Joel to cut off power. Then just break in take him up on rope and were done. Easy break in."
:Ponyville Low Alert Prison:
:00:00:
:Monday:
Joel - I'm ready. *opens box* What the... Wich to cut?
Jake - Black on left
Joel - AYE. When you're ready.
Damien - *cutted glass and almost cutted myself...
Joel - Idiot.
Damien - Rude. OK ready.
Joel - *cuts wire*
Damien - *goes down*
Guard - What the hell is going on!
Damien - *use Replica of cell key and flashes inside*
??? - What the fok?
Damien - That's him.
Jake - How 你 know.
Damien - He smell British
Jimmy - Racist wanker. What is happening here!?
Damien - Break out. *grabs him and tie him to rope* Up we go.
:Safehouse:
Jake - *takes bag off Jimmy head*
Jimmy - What the fok is ha- aaa... Skull Gang... Well shit just kill me fast 或者 something.
Damien - Chill dude. We don't want to kill you.
Joel - Just help us out.
Jimmy - Bloody Hell. With?
Jake - I know your brother died because of us but.
Jimmy - Oh shut up mate, he died because he is dumb. So what 你 need help with for fuck sake.
Jake - How to clean our names.
Jimmy - Hahaha... Well then *walks up to Computer* let me see. So SWAT and Special Ops are going with action but info is in... Canterlot FBI.
Joel - FBI? What?
Jimmy - Oi don't act dumb aye? It's obvious the servers would be there.
Jake - Can we steal them?
Jimmy - Too many.
Jake - Destroy?
Jimmy - They have info in cloud.
Jake - Anything?
Jimmy - Well if 你 steal right terminal and burn others I may 删除 all the files about us. But first I have to make me a 三明治 mate.
Jake - OK let's go.
Jimmy - Oi I'm going with 你 *grabs shotgun*
Joel - 你 don't have a mask...
Jimmy - *wears old burned Steven Skull mask* ITS HEIST TIME WANKERS!
---
由 any mean I do not want to offend any British people as I respect them. Not really lol.
---
T.B.C
Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a 年 since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through 小马 Life 'til the 下一个 小马 movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my 最喜爱的 to my least favorite. So, here it is:
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would 你 guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the 评论 down below! :)
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would 你 guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the 评论 down below! :)