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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After a few days of training, Guy was back in his tent with Black Tuesday.

Guy: Three days of running, obstacles, and all that other shit Sargent Pride is making us do.. If the Vietcong don't kill me, the training exercises will.
Black Tuesday: It's not all that bad. 你 just try to run too fast.
Guy: Do I now?
Black Tuesday: Yeah. Didn't 你 notice everyone else was behind 你 when 你 were running?
Guy: No. I think I was just too busy trying to complete the damn thing to notice anyone behind me.
Summer Pride: *Blows a whistle* EVERYPONY OVER HERE ON THE DOUBLE!!!!
Guy: *Runs with Black Tuesday towards Summer Pride*
Summer Pride: 你 will now go into your very first battle! The South Vietnamese need our help in Quang Tri. Stargazer will give 你 your rifles! Once 你 get your rifle, go to Orion to get your ammo.
Ponies: Yes ma'am.
Stargazer: *Gives Black Tuesday his rifle, then gives Guy his rifle* Good luck to 你 both.
Black Tuesday: What about everyone else?
Guy: He must be wishing us luck one 由 one.
Black Tuesday: Let's go get our ammo.
Orion: *Gives Snowflake six clips of ammo*
Guy: *Walks to Orion with Black Tuesday*
Orion: Hi Guy. *Gives Guy his ammo* Six clips of ammo each. *Gives Black Tuesday his ammo*
Guy: *Gets back in line, then looks to his right, and sees Nikki*

Song: link

Nikki: *In slow motion, she turns her head to the left to look at Guy while blinking*
Guy: *Blushes slightly as he walks towards Nikki*
Nikki: Howdy.
Guy: Oh my god your voice sounds sexy.
Nikki: *Laughs* 你 like Southern accents?
Guy: Yeah. So, do 你 come here often?
Nikki: *Laughs* You're funny. What's your name?
Guy: Guy. Guy McIntyre. 你 are?
Nikki: Nikki West.
Guy: Are 你 related to Adam West?
Nikki: *Laughs* I wish. Then I wouldn't be here.
Guy: Where would 你 be if 你 weren't here?
Nikki: Mississippi, driving to work in a Chrysler.
Guy: A Chrysler? 你 must have a lot of money.
Nikki: Mmm hmm.
Guy: I better get back in my spot before the Sarge sees us talking.
Nikki: Okay. Can we talk again later?
Guy: *Going back to his spot* I hope. *Gets back 下一个 to Black Tuesday, and lets out a sigh while daydreaming*
Black Tuesday: Hey, snap out of it.
Guy: Huh?
Black Tuesday: The choppers are coming.
Guy: Oh.

Two Hueys landed in front of everypony.

Stop the song

Summer Pride: Okay everypony, inside the choppers! I don't care which one 你 get in, just get in!
Guy & Black: *Get inside a chopper. Nikki, and Snowflake get in with them*
Nikki: Isn't this exciting?
Guy: What? Flying?
Nikki: Our very first battle!
Guy: Yeah, I guess so.
Black Tuesday: Just remember what I told you. Be alert!
Guy: Got it.

The helicopters took off, heading towards enemy lines.

2 B Continued
Scootaloo and her two 老友记 were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even 更多 can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

Rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's 彩虹 Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS 爱情 you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your 秒 mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would 你 three shut the hell...
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posted by Canada24
CHAPTER 7:

Rainbow dash was still sleeping peacefully when suddenly she was gently woken up.

"Dashie, wake up, we're here" Twilight 说 quitely.

"Huh? What?" the colorful Pegasus groaned, barelly awake.

"We arrived at UK" Twilight said, still speaking softly to her sleepy friend.

"Oh.. Right" 彩虹 said, remembering why he and Twilight were in the hot air balloon, and so the cyan Pegasus stretched as she began getting up from her lovely nap.

"Come on now, 彩虹 Dash, let's hurry" Twilight said, jumping out of the large 粉, 粉色 balloon basket.

"Rainbow?"

"Coming, coming" the Pegasus groaned. But unfortantly...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 2

She is alone in the shadows. The sunlight is too bright. The forest hides her. Christine is alone under the branches of the Everfree. Nothing moves in the heat. The air is sultry and stifling. The town billows like a mirage in the distance. She can’t go out. The sun’s too warm here. The engine will overheat in minutes. She waits.

The daylight finally gives in to the approaching night. The air is fresh now. Something’s going down in Ponyville. Some kind of social gathering 或者 a parade. She’s not sure which. This will be her night. She feels it.

After a few hours...
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Later that 日 nearly all of the mane 6 were hanging in the Ponyville Compound.

Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do 你 always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do 你 always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.

The 下一个 日 was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.

Rainbow Dash: 5 oranges please.
Orange seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rarity & 苹果白兰地 were having a conversation when...

Rarity: We have 20 miles to go until we get to that island.
Applejack: Ah hope all this isn't for nothing.
Rarity: Pinkie is being serious about this.
Applejack: Since when did she take things seriously?
Derpy & Octavia: *kidnap 苹果白兰地 & Rarity*
Sean: 嘿 Dash can 你 get 苹果白兰地 for me?
Rainbow Dash: Sure.
Pinkie Pie: Good, cuz he's busy helping with the tourists.
Tourist 小马 33: I need a hotdog.
Sean: Coming right up.

Inside the ship

Octavia: What are we going to do with you?
Derpy: I know *farts on Applejack*
Applejack: oh...
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 Sad Derpy D:
Sad Derpy D:
I heard About Derpy "kicked" From MLP and it soo sad. Some Bronys in Poland start make somethink like "Save Derpy 粉丝 Group" and I Think Will All countries have somethink like this and someone do something huge about it AND Hasbro see this, they maybe MAYBE get Derpy back to show... dont know but one is complete know... MLP FIM maybe coming to... end... dont want end of FIM. Its End of MLP FIM 或者 Its have LARGE changes LAAARGE... There Some Promosals from me about "changes" in MLP FIM. Maybe ALL 6 Ponies going to be alicorns like Twilight? 或者 In Sad end its going be characters change? Guys do 你 want characters change because i dont want see someone eleses in MLP FIM. The Changess coming...and it can be drastic changes for bronys...

(sorry For My English I From Poland)
"Hellllllllooooooo!!! everypony!! and Welcome to 小马 Games!" Benny 说 "Im here with Cotton Swirl,Autumn Leaves and Dryrain!". "Today we will be playing Claustrophobia!".."I CANT HEAR THE GUY TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dryrain yelled as Benny fell out of her seat. "REALLY?! IM THE ONLY ONE WITH HEAD PHONES!!!!!!" Benny yelled as she got up and back in her seat.

"I think that Slender got 迷失 in the maze too" Benny 说 as Cotton Swirl 说 "Hes like 'WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY?!...I CANT GET MY SLEND ON!"."HES NOT APPERING FOR ME?!!! WHY?!!!!" Autumn yelled "oh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" she yelled...
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me: *playing on dsi like a boss*
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer 鹘, 猎鹰 punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
1. Scootaloo is chicken
Origin::
At S1E17 (Stare Master) CMC is helping Fluttershy rescue her chickens back. When on way. 苹果 Bloom teases Scootaloo as "Chicken". This thing annoys Scootaloo very much. This thing start spreading many sites such Memebase, Know Your Meme and more. Many 粉丝 are creating silly 图片 e.g.: 食物 which chicken flavoured, areleady photoshopped 由 switching the chicken with Scootaloo.

More info in: link

2. Rarity is marshmallow
Origin:
Due her 涂层, 外套 color, she known to be 棉花糖 由 fans. 粉丝 makes many fanart like a 棉花糖 with Rarity's mane.

More info in:link...
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added by karinabrony
 "Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship

Episode 1: It Begins part 1

Dawn panted as she cantered down the 街, 街道 in Ponyville. Gotta to get to the Ponyville Hotel! She thought. She almost past it in her rush. She then bounded through the doors, up the marble stairs, and rapidly knocked on room 245’s door.

“Uncle Armor, Aunt Cadance, open up! It’s me, Dawn Bright,” Dawn shouted. She then heard hoofsteps and then her uncle, Shining Armor, opened the door and said, “Dawn Bright great of you- Dawn didn’t give him the chance to finish as she rushed in and hide behind a chair.

Aunt Cadance walked...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME)
added by PollyMollina
added by karinabrony
added by ChibiEmmy
added by KendiKens
posted by BlackPetals
I am amazed. About to be two sad stories out of five in one day. Once again, Song is Rise 由 Skillet. Also I made a 论坛 thing. so you're welcome to check that out. On with the story. This time, Shy dies. I don't even know how I'm gonna write this... Shy, too, takes her life. I have warned. 你 should listen, if 你 don't wish to hear how Shy kicks her bucket. Super super short. Imagination stores running low.


Rainbow Dash was gone. Spike and Twilight were gone. Who was next? When would it end? The answer was plain to see, if one looked in the right place. Fluttershy had taken to wearing strips...
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