小马宝莉 Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 117 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Going up Sherman Hill, Mirage was with Dan in a freight train.

Mirage: *Looking at the sky* Is it me, 或者 is it getting dark for some reason?
Dan: Dark? What are 你 talking about?
Mirage: Oh forget it. 你 pollacks don't understand anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: 你 Brits are the ones that don't understand anything.
Mirage: That doesn't bother me, because I'm Hungarian. I have a British accent, but I'm Hungarian, 100%.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mirage: *Continues looking at the sky* It's almost 11, and it's already getting dark outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: Ugh.
Mirage: *Falls asleep*
Dan: Come on, wake up! *Nudges Mirage, but he stays asleep* Could it be because of-... What am I saying? That can't be it.

When Percy, and Jeff were fixing tracks in the train yard, they noticed the same thing with Mike.

Mike: *Walks over to Percy, and Jeff* Hello my friends.
Percy: Hi Gonzo.
Mike: I have something to ask you.
Jeff: What's on your mind Mike?
Mike: I, uh.... I forgot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: *Falls asleep, and lays on the tracks*
Nicole: *Blows the horn on her train as she comes towards the yards*
Percy: Oh no. *Goes to Mike, and pushes him off the tracks*
Nicole: *Stops, and leans out of the window* Is Mike okay?
Percy: He was never okay to begin with.
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: But something seems to be making him worse.

Mike, and Mirage were in Pete's office 下一个 morning.

Pete: Yesterday, I heard that 你 two fell asleep. Dan says that 你 fell asleep while 你 two were heading to Denver Mirage, and Mike, I heard that 你 fell asleep in the train yard, and nearly got hit 由 a train.
Mike: I don't remember that happening.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Of course 你 don't. 你 can't remember anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: I'm terribly sorry. I guess we stayed up late when we were at the casino.
Pete: Casino?
Mirage: Yes. A new casino opened up about two blocks away from here. I guess we stayed there a bit too long.
Pete: Okay, don't do it again, and watch out for yourselves. I heard some bad things about that place. They might try to take all of your money at once.
Mirage: We'll be careful. Won't we Mike?
Mike: What are we talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued

Nick Rants: DCCU

posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If 你 couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the 电影院 fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are 你 f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since 蝙蝠侠 is a (mostly) realistic...

Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 分钟 ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here 你 complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I 爱情 to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about 更多 things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe 你 have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...

On The Block Episode 20 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Okay everypony, 你 know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our 下一个 episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes 苹果 from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...

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Saten twist season 2 episode 3... Part 5

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why 你 should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all 你 did was 显示 up, sit down, and say "that's why 你 should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give 你 twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told 你 my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.

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On The Block Episode 20 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...

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纸杯蛋糕 spoof 2... PART 8

posted by Canada24

This scene and the 下一个 scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..

Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One 更多冲床 will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2... Part 7

posted by Canada24

Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why 你 still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I 说 was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But 你 lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... 你 guys ruined everything!... Everything...

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Symbiosis (Preview, Contains light Swearing and light Gore)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel 由 “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car 下一个 to three Jeeps, owned 由 Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the 城堡 entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to 彩虹 Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to 彩虹 Dash* 你 know 你 shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...

最佳, 返回页首 eight BEST things that being a Brony introduced me too..

posted by Canada24

#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I 说 it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: 小马音乐 VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the 显示 itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...

On The Block Episode 16 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce 你 to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 月 awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...

On The Block Episode 16 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

屁股屁股 Inn

Starring 彩虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 彩虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of 你 that don't remember, the 屁股屁股 Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a 表 with Marisa* 你 really look like this mare I 日期 in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...

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On The Block Episode 16 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: 你 see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let 你 know who Brony Of The 月 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, 或者 laughing....

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart, joyreactor

A Rival For Twilight

posted by bluethunder25

Twilight has come a long way since the first episode of MLP-FiM. At first, she was an antisocial bookworm who wasn't interested in making 老友记 and keep her head in 图书 virtually all the time. Now.......well, she's still a bookworm, but with 更多 friends. Not only that, but her magic has improved vastly over the course of her studies with Princess Celestia. And with her transformation into an alicorn princess, Twilight has proven to have the potential to be one of the most powerful ponies in Equestria. But with that being said, it's about time that Twilight had a decent rival character....

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

Ponies On The Rails Episode 84 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Fifteen 分钟 remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.

Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting 下一个 to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki 说 it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 84 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, 或者 trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.

Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* 嘿 Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: 你 gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: 嘿 wait a second. Was that supposed...

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On The Block Episode 15 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 83 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon: Come on, hurry up!!
Percy: *Slowly driving three diesels towards a freight train*
Jeff: *Standing 由 Gordon with Mike* 你 can't rush him Gordon.
Gordon: I can do whatever I want!
Mike: Yeah, like jacking off.
Gordon: Jacking off is something I despise!
Jeff: He probably did it twelve times yesterday.
Gordon: Don't spread rumors!!
Percy: *Stops the engines*
Ike: *Checking the coupling between the engines, and the freight cars* All good.
Gordon: I can go?
Percy: Yes. *Gets out* Take over.
Gordon: *Runs...