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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 117: Give Me The Money
Date: March 8, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Dan: *Stops a freight train in the yards, 下一个 to Snowflake's tower*
Mike: *Watches Dan get out of his train* You're a few 分钟 early lad.
Dan: It helps sometimes when 你 have a heavy train going downhill.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Dan: *Goes to uncouple his engines from the train*
Mike: *Following Dan* Can 你 加入 us tonight?
Dan: Of course. I might be a little late, but I'll still be there.
Mike: Good to know.
Dan: Thank you.
When it was time for the ponies to go, they got into their cars, and met up at a new casino.
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Hawkeye: This casino looks brand new.
Stylo: That's because it is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gambling Ponies: *Playing Bridge*
Waiter: Would any of 你 like a drink?
Gambling Pony: What, and let ourselves get distracted 由 the booze?
Audience: *Laughing*
Waiter: But we don't serve any alcoholic beverages.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gambling 小马 2: What kind of a casino doesn't serve alcoholic beverages?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: *Arrives*
Mike: Okay, everypony is here. Now we can get started with our poker games.
Mirage: Perfect.
Metal Gloss: Let's do it.
They took a 表 under a picture of Elvis performing Jailhouse Rock with other ponies in prisoner costumes.
Mike: I hope you're ready to lose.
Hawkeye: Oh please, the only ponies that 迷失 to 你 are Orion, Dan, and Mirage.
Dan: Stay alert though.
Mirage: He is good.
Dealer: *Gives everypony five cards*
Mirage: Everyone ready?
Hawkeye: I am.
Stylo: We all are.
Dealer: Ante is a dollar.
Everyone: *Puts in a dollar*
Dealer: *Puts in a dollar too*
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: 你 don't have to put in any money.
Dan: Besides, there's no way for 你 to win it back.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: It's just the six of us.
It was 8 O' clock. Mike won seventeen games in a row.
Hawkeye: *Speechless*
Stylo: How do 你 keep beating us?
Mike: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: Looks like me, Dan, and Orion aren't the only ponies to lose to Mike after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: Can we do this again tomorrow?
Mike: Of course. I'll be glad to take 更多 of your money.
2 B Continued
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 117: Give Me The Money
Date: March 8, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Dan: *Stops a freight train in the yards, 下一个 to Snowflake's tower*
Mike: *Watches Dan get out of his train* You're a few 分钟 early lad.
Dan: It helps sometimes when 你 have a heavy train going downhill.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Dan: *Goes to uncouple his engines from the train*
Mike: *Following Dan* Can 你 加入 us tonight?
Dan: Of course. I might be a little late, but I'll still be there.
Mike: Good to know.
Dan: Thank you.
When it was time for the ponies to go, they got into their cars, and met up at a new casino.
Song: link
Hawkeye: This casino looks brand new.
Stylo: That's because it is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gambling Ponies: *Playing Bridge*
Waiter: Would any of 你 like a drink?
Gambling Pony: What, and let ourselves get distracted 由 the booze?
Audience: *Laughing*
Waiter: But we don't serve any alcoholic beverages.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gambling 小马 2: What kind of a casino doesn't serve alcoholic beverages?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: *Arrives*
Mike: Okay, everypony is here. Now we can get started with our poker games.
Mirage: Perfect.
Metal Gloss: Let's do it.
They took a 表 under a picture of Elvis performing Jailhouse Rock with other ponies in prisoner costumes.
Mike: I hope you're ready to lose.
Hawkeye: Oh please, the only ponies that 迷失 to 你 are Orion, Dan, and Mirage.
Dan: Stay alert though.
Mirage: He is good.
Dealer: *Gives everypony five cards*
Mirage: Everyone ready?
Hawkeye: I am.
Stylo: We all are.
Dealer: Ante is a dollar.
Everyone: *Puts in a dollar*
Dealer: *Puts in a dollar too*
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: 你 don't have to put in any money.
Dan: Besides, there's no way for 你 to win it back.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: It's just the six of us.
It was 8 O' clock. Mike won seventeen games in a row.
Hawkeye: *Speechless*
Stylo: How do 你 keep beating us?
Mike: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: Looks like me, Dan, and Orion aren't the only ponies to lose to Mike after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: Can we do this again tomorrow?
Mike: Of course. I'll be glad to take 更多 of your money.
2 B Continued
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe 你 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're 你 heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are 你 going!?
Master Sword: Didn't 你 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the 说 bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe 你 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're 你 heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are 你 going!?
Master Sword: Didn't 你 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the 说 bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret 得票数 from Shining Armor. Thank 你 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 耶稣 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret 得票数 from Shining Armor. Thank 你 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 耶稣 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
MEANWHILE:
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let 你 in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are 你 saying 你 KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
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Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let 你 in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are 你 saying 你 KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making 随意 words to make this 文章 long enough....