小马宝莉 Article: Project VOID Episode 3

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Sunshine - *sigh* It's tournament already after my 迷失 to a noob 6 weeks ago... Uhhhh... I don't feel like I will win.
Blackcrow - This guy is weird...
Sunshine - B-blackcrow H-hi.
Blackcrow - And here I am racing him... He is OP at dog-fighting yet he is racing. Something is wrong.
Sunshine - Maybe... He don't want to hurt Ponies?
Blackcrow - Whatever it is I'm taking him down in racing.
Sunshine - *mumbles* so cool.

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Racing arena
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Announcer - Weeeeeelcome everyone on first match and the most might one the #3 elite in our school, elite of elites will be racing with infamous for his won dog-fighting with Sunshine princess of air fighting on his first day! I want to see that on my own eyes wooooo!

Sunshine - *to radio* 你 can do it easy!
Dan - *to radio* I'm here VOID. Keep it cool.
Void - I know...
Blackcrow - Tch...
Void - Best of luck.
Blackcrow - 你 will be in need of luck...
Void - *sighs* if 你 say so.
Dan - Don't start hard... Toy with him.
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Announcer - And the race started Blackcrow taking advantage!
Void - *passes Blackcrow*
Blackcrow - Tch! *goes lower and boosts himself 由 hitting the ground*
Announcer - Ohhh it's Blackcrow ace - Ground Kick!
Dan - Do it now.
Void - *fies up and go upside down*
Sunshine - What....
Void - *boosts off air*
Announcer - Impossible! It's 最佳, 返回页首 tier racing tactic used 由 pros! Vertical Air Kick! Void surpass Blackcrow 由 miles/
Blackcrow - N-No way!
Void - *goes lower and slows down*
Announcer - What is he doing is he slowing down!
Blackcrow - Bad choice - *flies above him*
Void - Gotcha. *pushes him in the air and follows him*
Announcer - Void play it aggressively!
Void - *smacks him to air barrier*
Blackcrow - I'm... Losing... Momentum...
Void - *throws Blackcrow on ground and flies forward*
Announcer - Oh No! Blackcrow can't move! He 迷失 all his Streanght!
Sunshine - What... Is this tactic...
Dan - My dear it's not only about racing and getting momentum, 你 also have to attack, Void knew he had enough momentum to do 3 ground kicks to suppress him and have 更多 stamina than him so he simply eliminated him. In racing there is also dog-fighting happening but without guns.
Sunshine - hub...
*bell rings*
Announcer - Void wins!
Sunshine - Crow!
Void - *walks up to him*
Blackcrow - *wstands up* Ghhhrrrr.
Sunshine - Oh No he is mad...
Blackcrow - *gives hoof* Good work. 你 got me there. 你 can call me-
Void - *gives hand* Crow... Am I right?
乌鸦 - Haha... You're good... And that vertical air kick...
Void - I try my best.
Hawk - Hah 乌鸦 lost... Pathetic... *walks away*
Void - Who is it?
乌鸦 - Hawk... He think he is best because he uses CPS.
Void - CPS? At school?
乌鸦 - Somehow he is undetected. 由 the way... The black core... It isn't CPS 或者 SLC. It has to be infamous GBP.
Dan - Yes... Designed 由 me Royal Type Suit. Used to fighting and racing. Only for GBP use and build in CPS neutralisator. 秒 Hand Radar (SHR) jammer and 3rd eye. My project - Messiah X.
乌鸦 - Wait... You're Dan von Shadowknight The creator of Messiah project.
Dan - Yes and it's done for now. The destruction it did is enough for now to satisfy my greed. There is only one Messiah X and Messiah IX. Someone from this school has it... I would like to have it back so that's why Im here.
乌鸦 - 你 mean Snowflake. She use Messiah IX.
Dan - This Snowflake I know... Oh let me meet her!

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Snowflake room
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Snowflake - So what mad scientist want from me.
Dan - First off not mad... 秒 I want 你 to meet Void. Project VOID.
Snowflake - So he is... Like me?
Void - Like you?
Dan - It appears 你 have same genes as her... She is my first project. But it wasn't successful so I letter her go.
Snowflake - Still want my PCS?
Dan - No 你 can have it... 嘿 wait Void where is your room...
Void - I don't have one...
Dan - wat...
Void - ...
Dan - *grabs nearby blunt object* This principal........

-Principal office-

Dan - 你 incompetent leaving my great project homeless do 你 have a deatwish!
Principal - I'm sorry but there is no place in Stalion dorms...
Snowflake - There is place at my room.
Principal - Well 你 are oppos- Ohhh they are same!
Dan - You... Literally noticed just now... 你 really are andl incompetent aren't you?
Principal - No No... Yes..
Dan - *headbangs nearby wall* Who am I working with...
Principal - OK from now 你 two are living in one room I guess ehhhh...
Void - Yes ma'am *walks away*
Snowflake - Yes ma'am *follows void*
Dan - Well... They accepted it fast...
Principal - Too fast perhaps?

-next day-
Sunshine - *knocks on doors* Snowflake I'm here to give 你 no- *open doors* ooootes.
Void - *sits on 床, 床上 and looks into Snowflake eyes*
Snowflake - *looks at Sunshine* ... Why are 你 so-
Void - -shocked?
Sunshine - Wa-Wa-WHAAAAAAAAA!

To be continued.

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 13 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Turning on the teleporter*
Applejack: *Getting the core linked to the pad*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box, hoping to find something to replace the Stakeout*

A C275 appeared

Twilight: *Replaces the Stakeout with the C275* This is unacceptabre.
Applejack: *Runs past them, getting into the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a horde of zombies coming towards her* The mystery box can wait. *Runs to the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie Pie: *Puts the film reel she acquired earlier into the projector,...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed 由 Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, 或者 not.

My Little Pony: Zombies...

Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Captain Sean Jefferson

Tim returned to the station with the 小马 he arrested. Ten 分钟 later, Tim was in the briefing room. The yellow unicorn in the front of the room was his captain, Sean Jefferson.

Captain Jefferson: Thanks to Tim, we got one of the 街, 街道 racers already. His group is called the Low Riders, they race mostly muscle cars on the Round Freeway. They were at Green Drive so they could modify their cars whenever they weren't racing. 你 see, they were hanging out 由 the auto 商店下一个 to the highway bridge. If 你 spot anymore of them, call for backup. That's it, back to work.
GTPD Ponies: *Getting...

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MLP/Video Game Crossover

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Source: 谷歌

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INB4 CONSPIRACY THEORIES: 4 - New Developments Made

posted by btflash

So a lot 或者 all of 你 recall my theories on starlight glimmer and the CMC

This has almost nothing to do with that.

...

Except it totally does.

In the 100th episode (BTWspoilersaheaddon'tsayIdidn'twarnya)

Lyra and BonBon come to a realization. BonBon is actually a secret agent hiding out in ponyville, and her actual name is "Sweetie Drops."

She 说 that she had to go "deep undercover."

How deep? (inb4 that'swhatshesaid)

In today's conspiracy theory, I propose that the "secret agency" that BonBon was once a part of was a network of spies that was able to change their names, appearances, and even talents...

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最佳, 返回页首 10 电影院 I loved as a Young Kid

posted by BlondLionEzel

Hello! It's me, Blondlionezel! Today, I'm going to talk about the 最佳, 返回页首 10 电影院 I loved as a young kid. The 电影院 don't have to be good, but I have to had like them as a young kid. Now, without further ado, here is my 最佳, 返回页首 10 电影院 I Loved as a Young Kid!

But first, some honorable mentions!

* Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack (Modern Rating: 9.1/10)
* Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Movie (Modern Rating: 6/10)
* Zilla (Modern Rating: 1/10)
* Scooby Doo and the Cyber-Chase (Modern Rating: 7.5/10)
* Osmosis Jones (Modern Rating 5/10)

#10: 鲨鱼 Boy and Lava Girl (Modern...

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INB4 Conspiracy Theories: 1- The hunt begins

posted by btflash

"y'know, scootaloo has 7 scootering mentions, that makes [the mentions for the CMC's possible cutie marks] 7-5-3. That's a pattern"
-Triq

...yes. It is.

7x5x3 is 105

the first non-decimal number containing 3 digits that includes the number 5

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episode 5 this season: tanks for the memories
included the 5 stages of grief

tanks for the memories was a fall out boy reference

"fall" "out" "boy"

that band name Is specifically meant to be 3 words

3(yes I know I could have ended it here but hush there's more)

episode 5 this season was between the only 2 cutie mark crusaders episodes this season

and episode 7 was...

On The Block Episode 16 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.

Otis: Thanks for playing with me 你 guys. Chip called in, and 说 he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are 你 still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2...

BlackGryph0n & Baasik - Fighting Back

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Heard about this on deviantart.

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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are 你 sure 你 want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want 你 in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe 你 should whip me HARDER.
Trixie:...

Awesome 小马 pics

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Source: EQD, joyreactor

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A 圣诞节 Story Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen :D

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a 小马, 柯尔特 named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down 街, 街道 passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, 圣诞节 was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing 圣诞节音乐 with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...

Kirby's Vinyl Scratch Impression

added by izfankirby

Credit: ShadesofEverfree ; Song 1 is "Dubstep Dushwasher". Song 2 is "Vinylicious".

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know 你 spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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Anyone Can Write

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hello. I wrote this 文章 for people on this club that like 写作 fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This 文章 should help 你 out, and it might also encourage others to start 写作 fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, 或者 just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If 你 think you're good at writing, 或者 do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If 你 don't...

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What Do 你 Think? #5: Fooling with Colts and Fillies (NSFW!)

posted by mariofan14

Well, here we go. My first NSFW 文章 ever. Please don't feel horrified at what 你 are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the 安全 side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...

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Dirty Harry

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny 日 when a 小马 with a sniper 步枪 was looking at a mare swimming. The 小马 with the 步枪 was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the 最佳, 返回页首 of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an 小时 later, a 小马 was walking. This 小马 was known as Harry...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 41 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the 链接 to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train 由 himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...