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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will 移动 onto bigger shit from now.


小时 : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want 你 to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only 你 and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops 或者 what *keeps hoof at gun*
Joel - wait... Now.
Damien - *opens doors and aims at civilians* On the grounds fucking trash.
Junkie - *points gun at Damien*
Joel - *blows his head with shotgun*
Damien - Anyone else gonna try to fight us? On the grounds 你 degenerates!
*everyone got on ground*
Steven - it's this destroyed building. Let's go *breaks lock*
FI - Those guys are possibly high as fuck. Shoot about 5 of them and leave rest be - scare them.
Damien - *shoots at Ponies* Woooo hooooo!
Joel - That's a warning.
小马 - Yo why why us.
Steven - That's for stealing from Dimitri *KO's one of them*
Damien - Pack the cocaine fast.
-5 分钟 later-
Damien - *close 面包车, 范 doors* Nicley done.



FI - OK guys fresh info from Dimitri listien to this tape.

Dimitri - Good 日 my underlings. I want to make a deal. I will pay the whole debt 你 are in if 你 gonna do jobs for me. They won't take long and 你 will bring me millions to offshore account. 你 guys are good so I want to follow up on it. Firstly I want 你 to be my watchman's for money delivery. After that we will work out what 你 can do. I hope 你 will accept the payment in debt paying. For to-hoof payment 你 can take anything 你 want from places I send 你 - Jewellery, Money 或者 even drugs and weapons. Be creative. Oh and Canterlot is mainly my city don't try to steal from my shit. But I hope Ja- I mean Friendly Info will tell 你 what's mine and what 你 can steal. I hope it's a start of great co-operation.







TBC
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I hate Princess Skyla. This is a 文章 explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If 你 are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If 你 are 或者 《勇敢传说》 enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of 你 Hasbro! Original indeed.

The 秒 is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...
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WARNING: IF 你 HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 2:

Chapter 1 - No, Not Pinkie Pie!:
It had been a week since 彩虹 Dash had left. Pinkie had told everypony that she had gone off to be with the Wonderbolts, and had shunned all the others.
"Well tarnation!" 苹果白兰地 had exclaimed. "Who needed her anyway?"
But Twilight was skeptical. She went back to the 图书馆 to mull things over. ‘First 苹果 Bloom, then Twist, and now 彩虹 Dash. Why is everypony in such a hurry to leave Ponyville? And why do they keep leaving exactly once a week?’
Suddenly, a horn sounded....
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Hello and welcome to another 最佳, 返回页首 列表 由 Blondlionezel! This time I count down the 最佳, 返回页首 15 电影院 I want out of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Phase 4 and Beyond. Enjoy!

#10: The Eternals

The Eternals are a group of metahumans who were created 由 a race of giant aliens called Celestials. This would bring the Celestials have big connections to Cosmic Marvel, so it makes sense to bring them in.

#9: Agent Venom

Agent Venom (aka Flash Thompson) is the result of Project Rebirth 2.0, he was 给 the symbiote Venom. A movie about hero Venom, along with the fact that he joined the Guardians of the...
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Chapter 2: Intertwining

Miles looked outside, staring at the bay, lit up 由 the glowing moon. He turned to look at Strawberry. 草莓 was staring at the glowing bay, as if being hypnotized 由 the crashing waves and the glowing surface.

“You were going to tell me why 你 came to Earth” Miles told 草莓 sighed and looked at him with her single eyeball.

“Our people have the natural ability to live in another beings body” 草莓 explained, “Sometimes the host's body rejects us and they become insane”

“What do 你 mean?”

“They want to eat other members of the hosts species”...
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Tom: What's up everypony? 你 know what time it is, right?
Audience: 4:35 PM.
Tom: Wrong. Well, actually, that's right, but-
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What I meant was, it's time for bloopers we created during the filming of this episode. Enjoy.

Blooper song: link

Mirage: How many Playstations do 你 have?
Sean: Over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut.
Sean: I have every single PS游戏机 in the world!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes,...
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 Sean is back, and better than ever ;D
Sean is back, and better than ever ;D
Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded 由 two 更多 tracks. On one end was an earth 小马 that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the 问题 is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to be.
White Pony: Let me tell 你 something, you'll never find who you're looking for. There's too many ponies...
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