Friday. Master Sword, and Rio were sitting together in Study Hall, 下一个 to a big window, where no one could hear them.
Rio: Now, to discuss business.
Master Sword: We've talked to nearly every teacher, and they say Guy is their favorite. Do 你 think they'll accept any bribes?
Rio: If it's high enough. The janitors, I know will be easy to bribe, but the teachers, and that principal will be difficult.
Master Sword: How much do 你 think we'll need?
Rio: For the janitors, two hundred will convince them to be quiet. The teachers, and principals however, will need at least a hundred thousand.
Master Sword: That's a lot. Can we do it?
Rio: Have 你 seen the load of money we got from selling our house in Ponyville?
Meanwhile in Biology, Guy was with Harrison, and Camryn after they finished their work.
Harrison: That was extremely difficult.
Camryn: I didn't have any trouble.
Guy: I 秒 that. *Sarcastic* Harrison is just very stupid.
Harrison: Says the stallion who got insulted for inviting two ponies to sit with him at lunch.
Camryn: What?
Guy: Harr, I was being sarcastic.
Harrison: I know. So was I.
Guy's nickname for Harrison, although it's spelled Harr, its pronounced the same as Hair.
When school ended, Guy was driving his car home.
Rio: *On a bus with Master Sword* 嘿 Sword, look.
Master Sword: What is it?
Rio: Look who's behind us.
Master Sword: *Sees Guy in his car behind his bus* That's Guy.
Rio: I thought we were calling him gay.
Master Sword: Right, whatever. Now if we had a parking 太空 in the school parking lot, we could tail him home, and trash the place.
Rio: And him.
Master Sword: That too. Let's start bribing everypony on Monday.
2 B Continued
Rio: Now, to discuss business.
Master Sword: We've talked to nearly every teacher, and they say Guy is their favorite. Do 你 think they'll accept any bribes?
Rio: If it's high enough. The janitors, I know will be easy to bribe, but the teachers, and that principal will be difficult.
Master Sword: How much do 你 think we'll need?
Rio: For the janitors, two hundred will convince them to be quiet. The teachers, and principals however, will need at least a hundred thousand.
Master Sword: That's a lot. Can we do it?
Rio: Have 你 seen the load of money we got from selling our house in Ponyville?
Meanwhile in Biology, Guy was with Harrison, and Camryn after they finished their work.
Harrison: That was extremely difficult.
Camryn: I didn't have any trouble.
Guy: I 秒 that. *Sarcastic* Harrison is just very stupid.
Harrison: Says the stallion who got insulted for inviting two ponies to sit with him at lunch.
Camryn: What?
Guy: Harr, I was being sarcastic.
Harrison: I know. So was I.
Guy's nickname for Harrison, although it's spelled Harr, its pronounced the same as Hair.
When school ended, Guy was driving his car home.
Rio: *On a bus with Master Sword* 嘿 Sword, look.
Master Sword: What is it?
Rio: Look who's behind us.
Master Sword: *Sees Guy in his car behind his bus* That's Guy.
Rio: I thought we were calling him gay.
Master Sword: Right, whatever. Now if we had a parking 太空 in the school parking lot, we could tail him home, and trash the place.
Rio: And him.
Master Sword: That too. Let's start bribing everypony on Monday.
2 B Continued
Guy's car
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe 你 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're 你 heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are 你 going!?
Master Sword: Didn't 你 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the 说 bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe 你 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're 你 heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are 你 going!?
Master Sword: Didn't 你 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the 说 bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret 得票数 from Shining Armor. Thank 你 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 耶稣 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret 得票数 from Shining Armor. Thank 你 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 耶稣 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof 由 behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten 说 nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave 你 alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad 你 to know 你 actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten 说 a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. 你 wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten 说 excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten 说 nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave 你 alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad 你 to know 你 actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten 说 a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. 你 wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten 说 excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
I thought I would have 更多 ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till 下一个 time my dear 粉丝 :)
I'm suppose to write 更多 words so here's 随意 金属乐队 lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, 迷失 his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till 下一个 time my dear 粉丝 :)
I'm suppose to write 更多 words so here's 随意 金属乐队 lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, 迷失 his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
