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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.

Stallion 55: *Standing 由 his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*

Song: link

Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the 火, 消防 house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, blue El Camino, northbound, Byer Lane, speeding.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Toby: GT12, we're turning off the freeway from exit 5.
Stallion 55: *Honks the horn on his car twice*

His horn was Snoop Dog saying Smoke Weed Everyday.

Red: *Gets in front of the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Turns around*
Julia: *Slides her car counter clockwise to block the road*
Stallion 55: *Turns left, going on the grass, and onto another road*
Julia & Red: *Chasing the suspect*
Tim: 24, and 12, passing 火, 消防 Station 77, heading North East.
Stallion 55: *Passes an auto shop, then turns left onto another road, passing a 火, 消防 station, and a railroad crossing*
Dispatch: Where is your suspect heading now?
Tim: He just took a right onto Malpaso Avenue.
Julia: If the deer stop him, that'll be the only time I'll be happy about deer crossing this road.
Stallion 55: *Sees a deer run across the road, and spins out of control. His car stops in the middle of the road*
Julia & Red: *Trapping the front, and back of the El Camino*

Stop the song

Tim: *Gets out of the car, and pulls the Stallion out* Why'd 你 run?
Stallion 55: Isn't it obvious? I wasn't gonna let 你 arrest me for selling chips, and soda at an unfair price.
Tim: Well guess what? We weren't going to arrest you. We were just going to give 你 a citation. 你 could have stayed there, and handled it like a stallion, but 你 decided to run away instead. *Walks him to Red's car, and opens the back door* Get in there.
Stallion 55: *Gets in*
Tim: *Closes the door*
Red: *Drives away*
Tim: Okay Julia, what do 你 say we- *Turns around, and see three deer blocking his path to the door* How am I gonna get in now?
Julia: Oh come on 你 stupid deer!

The deer were now surrounding Julia inside the car.

Tim: What the hell?
Julia: *Annoyed* Get out of here!! *Sounds the siren*
Deer: *Running away*
Tim: *Gets into the car*
Julia: *Drives away* With that out of the way, how was your time with Brielle?
Tim: It was good. We watched some TV, and played a board game.
Julia: What game?
Tim: Chutes and ladders.
Julia: Isn't that a kid's game?
Tim: We still had fun, plus, since she can't hear, 或者 speak, there's not much that she can do.

2 B Continued
posted by mariofan14
This isn't 小马 related, but I think I should tell 你 people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, 更多 commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then 苹果白兰地 talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right 由 San Franciscolt. They were driving across The 湾 Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.

Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would 你 want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: 或者 am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*

By the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a 小马 was waiting for them.

Supervisor: 你 Stylo, and...
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AFTER THE EVENTS OF EPISODE 1


Everyone was enjoying the party. But Saten wasn't there, as was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of her cousin and mad at AppleJack for hurting him, got back at 苹果白兰地 when she tricked the western 小马 into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh 你 know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!!
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 James, and his 老友记
James, and his friends
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 65

Adventures In San Franciscolt

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.

Jeff has a son...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One 日 at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking 由 the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are 你 called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then 你 would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom:...
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So... 你 came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here 你 sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, 你 shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two 或者 three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake 支撑, 海岸 Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have 你 worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have 你 ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, 你 are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, 或者 evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, 或者 send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered 由 steam....
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful 日 in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering 更多 ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: 你 really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot 你 in the arm! Why aren't 你 bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful 日 in Equestria. 彩虹 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks 你 two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if 你 get it on you, 你 can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised 你 didn't wear that farming outfit 你 made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's engine for the work train
Nikki's engine for the work train
When Nikki, and Michael got to the station, they saw engine 2467 coupled up to a work train.

Worker: 嘿 Nikki, welcome back.
Nikki: Thanks.
Michael: Get going 你 two.
Worker: Okay. Get in the engine Nikki. I got her warmed up for you.
Nikki: I hope so, because it's cold. *Climbs into engine*
Workers: *Getting into train*
Nikki: *Waiting to go*
Worker 52: All aboard.
Nikki: *Drives train*
Worker 34: Okay, the tunnel is about 12 miles away. It'll take us a while to get there, so sit back, and relax.
Nikki: *Driving train* How nice, and smooth the tracks feel. I gotta thank Ryan 下一个 time I see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Ryan From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 61

Back To Work

Date: January 2, 1957...
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